So I’ve had reassurance from a few people the verdict is I’m an idiot that doesn’t listen and everyone says bro 
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Did you send this to your dad?
You bloody beautyHair of bae (I tried
Gelmet
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Sticked back so it looks cemented to his head like a helmet.
Loosely held back
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Hair slicked back with moroccan oil and got2be hairspray (the yellow one) Has the freedom to have a luscious flow and to fall into his face, where a single strand of hair could obliterated your day.
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Two full curtains falling into place like dominoes as Taylor swift would say in her song gold rush.
One half curtain
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A sub category off of the loosely held back look where the messy hair falls into his face but stays there and isn’t pushed away.
Braid (neat)
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Neatly executed braid, very symmetrical and well proportioned, more flat to the head, past the bobble looks like a horse’s tail sticking out the back.
Braid (messy)
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Messy braid normally kind of looks like there’s something underneath raising it up. The messy braid looks like he’s been in a cat fight and started with the neat braid. Normally acquired while pissed. Bit chaotic.
Ponytail (neat)
-toddler pineapple bae is the only example I could find
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A neatly assembled pony tail. A well formed, crisp pony tail that looks like a hairbrush has been used to smooth out the bumps.
Ponytail (messy)
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A messily assembled ponytail. Bit slapdash gets the job done holds the hair where it needs to be, sort of makes me want him to choke me.
Frontwards capJack
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Feels unnecessary as you can’t see his hair but it is. Cap is used to cover the hair, the peak at the front is a bit sneaky… like he’s anonymously trying to walk off the team bus and no one will know it’s him.
Backwards capJack
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Backwards baseball cap, giving an air of fuckboy attitude. Little flicks of hair visible through the hole at the front of his head.
BeaniehatJack
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Same as front capJack but with a beanie.
Post Euros headband
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The fade a little to shorts so can almost see the head band forming an imprint in the back of his giant head. The curtains fall a little differently and I can’t explain why it’s just the way it is.
Euros headband
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If you like the headband this is the one you like, everything falls correctly his hair was the right length at the back. Personally feel it’s more of a euros nostalgic feeling because it’s definitely not his best hairstyle.
Floppy all over the place hair
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The most chaotic of all his looks. His hair out of control and ‘he needs a bobble’ Looks very soft, like you could run your hands through it and it wouldn’t feel crispy like a few of the other hairstyles.
After training/playing sweaty headbands been taken out
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The hair falls as if the headband is still there, the bump from where he’s been wearing the headband gives him indended curtains.
Loose training/playing sweaty hair (not much product)
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Where the hair doesn’t have much product so leaves a almost air of mystery of how it will end up, could be any position, even all swooped to one side that makes me want to cry tears of joy.
Full of product but the sweat has made it loose
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Where it probably started slicked back, but the sweat has taken it away so now it’s in his face and he’s pushing it away sometimes to one side sometimes back to the OG position and sometimes he just leaves it in his face.
Colours
Blonde like counsellor bae: Straw like, very brash in your face.
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Highlights done well: gives depth to the hair so it’s not all one colour.
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brown: No dye, all natural baby.
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Needs his roots done blonde: Whatever’s is going on now (duck you Astar barbers) can see exactly where the blonde start, very harsh and deliberate but not giving the desired look.
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a crappy work day and came back to this. @wonderstruck25 you have done Jack and us proud. I could weep at the beauty of it.No… my dad is 50, I know the answer, he would be no help in my ‘bro’ quest… although if I did he would give me more than just ‘yeah’
Edit: I was leaving for work when I wrote this and didn’t give accurate reason why my dad wasn’t a good candidate… he’s a 50 year old Glaswegian and thinks he’s a hard man, I know he ain’t running round calling his mates… bro, it’s not cause he’s 50
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This broski's a bit of a wordsmith, isn't he?!
will be dying at 'sir' for the rest of the day. @Violetroselily you continue to paint a fascinating picture of yourself on here (that sounds a bit creepy of me sorry)
Sir 
next thing you know they are going to be whipping out ‘my liege’
Brother and it’s diminutives are seldom heard I must say - it’s all ‘pal’ ‘buddy’ ‘dude’ because apparently all my straight male friends are living life like it’s a 90s American surf comedy. A female friend of mine calls me ‘my brother’ sometimes when we are being ‘serious’
omg I forgot the most elite of all - BOSS
You alright boss?
next thing you know they are going to be whipping out ‘my liege’Brother and it’s diminutives are seldom heard I must say - it’s all ‘pal’ ‘buddy’ ‘dude’ because apparently all my straight male friends are living life like it’s a 90s American surf comedy. A female friend of mine calls me ‘my brother’ sometimes when we are being ‘serious’
omg I forgot the most elite of all - BOSS
You alright boss?
Sir
Brother and it’s diminutives are seldom heard I must say - it’s all ‘pal’ ‘buddy’ ‘dude’ because apparently all my straight male friends are living life like it’s a 90s American surf comedy. A female friend of mine calls me ‘my brother’ sometimes when we are being ‘serious’
omg I forgot the most elite of all - BOSS
You alright boss?
I do all the time. Started years ago as Brother and Bruv. Now there are all sorts from Bro to Broski and Bruvva
Jack, is that you!?I do all the time. Started years ago as Brother and Bruv. Now there are all sorts from Bro to Broski and Bruvva
I'm 10 years older than Jack sadly ! We used to call everyone shag when we were in our early twenties so could be worse
My brother still says thisI'm 10 years older than Jack sadly ! We used to call everyone shag when we were in our early twenties so could be worse
and marrow/marra
I hear bro and broski a lot in the States still, but it’s usually polo-wearing Midwest twats that haven’t realized college was a decade ago.
I can’t get enough of this Ma Foden moment.You calling my baby an aspiring duck boy?
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Just kidding, wanted an excuse to bring Ma Foden back into things
I think it’s a bit of a YouTube gamer thing, they all bro each other all day long. And “bruh”. It’s all I’m gonna hear when Jack moves in, isn’t it?
Absolute gold.I hear “dude” a lot, but I live in California (northern, not even southern!).
We are being thrown scraps so far today, a blurry background shot, but looks like he got John to watch his hair for him in the bath last night.
P.S. Trent actually showed up, I am shook.
P.S. Trent actually showed up, I am shook.
I think I find it more thrilling when he plays hard to get like this
(don't starve me of nips & abs for too long again though bae, not that the Ibiza nips & abs counted because a) photos weren't good enough quality, and b) no snail)
I’ve not been on here much today as I’ve been busy,but I’m loving all the hair posts.
Much preferred to all the cutlery posts
Much preferred to all the cutlery posts
Why not combine both themes with a Bae whose hair has been cut with a knife and fork?I’ve not been on here much today as I’ve been busy,but I’m loving all the hair posts.
Much preferred to all the cutlery posts
Can we add this to the subJack collection?
yes.
If you get a minute could you post the full collection please? Just for the sake of being properly informed and stuff. May need to put under a spoiler for those who prefer domJack (which sounds silly in itself)
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