cornflower
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This was VERY fun
OK, so in the name of fairness I had to look at a LOT of nips and thought I'd just include pretty much all of them, with the most underwhelming ones spoilered. Think Tammy's are my least fave.
Lineup: mix of ENG '20 and '22 squad. Omitted youngsters, those for whom 'x shirtless' retrieves zero nip on Google Images, and blokes I've never heard of.
Gorgeous Nips
JS5: the king of the perfectly soft, pink nip (this photo is fit as FUCK)
Mount: credit where credit's due. V nice nips
Chilly (and is that Madders?): holy FUCK
DCL: lovely teeny nips
Rashford: wow. Amazing nips.
Top Tier Nips
Harry Kane: toffee-coloured, hard af, perfect size
The Eternal Deity of Perfect Nips
Jack Grealish: if you've never zoomed in on his nips before, please do so now. There is NO need for how hard and perfect these are. This makes my flutter so much it almost hurts
so we can see their beautiful caramel hue and get a slightly different angle on their erect-ness, I love how they're almost covered here
still not convinced?
If you still aren't sure and your name isn't @cobette then please refer to the video 'Jack Grealish's First Day at Man City'
OK, so in the name of fairness I had to look at a LOT of nips and thought I'd just include pretty much all of them, with the most underwhelming ones spoilered. Think Tammy's are my least fave.
Lineup: mix of ENG '20 and '22 squad. Omitted youngsters, those for whom 'x shirtless' retrieves zero nip on Google Images, and blokes I've never heard of.
Gallagher: massive and flat
Tripps: fucking tiny and really high?
Sterling: just boring and soft
Dec: too pink and girly
Shaw: looks kind of fit here but the nips are crap - pink AND hard isn't for me
Tammy: non-existent. Dealbreaker.
can't remember who this is lol but really dislike his nips
Sancho: this photo is so fit but nips are too big sorry
Tripps: fucking tiny and really high?
Sterling: just boring and soft
Dec: too pink and girly
Shaw: looks kind of fit here but the nips are crap - pink AND hard isn't for me
Tammy: non-existent. Dealbreaker.
can't remember who this is lol but really dislike his nips
Sancho: this photo is so fit but nips are too big sorry
Hendo: fucking HELL he is fit here though
TAA: most cringe photo ever
Double Trouble! Let's not sleep on HM's body, wow
Mings ft. little peekaboo Coady nip (kind of into CC's snail trail here)
Reece James: this is one of the least attractive photos I have ever seen. Nips bit small too
Walks: sorry but how fit is he here
Foden: nicer nips than you'd expect, but nothing groundbreaking
TAA: most cringe photo ever
Double Trouble! Let's not sleep on HM's body, wow
Mings ft. little peekaboo Coady nip (kind of into CC's snail trail here)
Reece James: this is one of the least attractive photos I have ever seen. Nips bit small too
Walks: sorry but how fit is he here
Foden: nicer nips than you'd expect, but nothing groundbreaking
Gorgeous Nips
JS5: the king of the perfectly soft, pink nip (this photo is fit as FUCK)
Mount: credit where credit's due. V nice nips
Chilly (and is that Madders?): holy FUCK
DCL: lovely teeny nips
Rashford: wow. Amazing nips.
Top Tier Nips
Harry Kane: toffee-coloured, hard af, perfect size
The Eternal Deity of Perfect Nips
Jack Grealish: if you've never zoomed in on his nips before, please do so now. There is NO need for how hard and perfect these are. This makes my flutter so much it almost hurts
so we can see their beautiful caramel hue and get a slightly different angle on their erect-ness, I love how they're almost covered here
still not convinced?
If you still aren't sure and your name isn't @cobette then please refer to the video 'Jack Grealish's First Day at Man City'
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