If we can't have a sex tape then I would accept a voice note of him having a wank
Confession: I am AmarahCornflower, bab, either you've given this a lot of thought, or there's something you're not telling us.........![]()
Known for beating up his wife and step kids for years.Foden use to praise Gazza as well, I wish some reporter could ask them questions about that, do they really think he is a good role model? Are they too young to know? Or are they just too stupid to understand what this says, if a man is good at sports it is not relevant that he abuses his family. I don't think Jack means that but I wish he was better of thinking.
You've been here long enough to know the rules, nudes and details of pubes pleaseConfession: I am Amarah
I wish
I mean most of the group would let him tit on us, do y'knowI was thinking about Jack’s sex noises only the other day. Most of my ick moments have surfaced in the bedroom. What if he has a terrible sex ick? Liking snorting like a pig when he ejaculates or a gurning throughout sex?
You know that none of that would give any of us the ick. We're too far gone. It would just be the start of a new fetish, we wouldn't be able to have sex again without someone snorting like a pig.I was thinking about Jack’s sex noises only the other day. Most of my ick moments have surfaced in the bedroom. What if he has a terrible sex ick? Liking snorting like a pig when he ejaculates or a gurning throughout sex?
I was thinking about Jack’s sex noises only the other day. Most of my ick moments have surfaced in the bedroom. What if he has a terrible sex ick? Liking snorting like a pig when he ejaculates or a gurning throughout sex?
I reckon he'd be teachable.I really don't want to say this. but I will. I suspect he isn't a great shag. Luckily the god-like body will make up for that in some way
I think he's definitely got a hairy arse. He's got that hairy bit right at the bottom of his back, so.....See also:
Weird sex talk or use of horrible words body parts (why do I feel like he might say fanny)
Referring to himself in the third person
A hairy arse
We do not need that attitude in hereI really don't want to say this. but I will. I suspect he isn't a great shag. Luckily the god-like body will make up for that in some way
I honestly, truly hope he's godawful in bed, serves him right for not shagging meI really don't want to say this. but I will. I suspect he isn't a great shag. Luckily the god-like body will make up for that in some way
right guys, one of us is gonna have to bed him to confirm all of this
/goes to slide into his dms
Hairy arse....We need to befriend someone who works at City's PR and get them to set up a late night version of the Dubai Q&A session. He didn't really hesitate with any of the kids' questions so I reckon he'd be up for giving some honest answers.
*Are you a screamer or a moaner Jack?
*Do you have a hairy arse?
*What's your favourite sexual position?
*Show us your pubes.
He's the one who put it out there by saying his girlfriend makes him scream every morning
He should have just said the last time he screamed was when he went down that slide.
it was just SUCH an odd thing to say out of all the possible answers. like what did he think people were thinking of him screaming every morningThat's not how his brain worksour adorable little himbo