Jack Grealish #30 The injuries are getting out of hand. Are they real, or is it the flange?

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Lmao some of these questions, bless - he doesn't have very high hopes for the future of robotic engineering does he? 😂
(p.s. thank GOD I hate robots with the fiery intensity of a thousand suns)
 
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I wonder if the screaming has anything to do with Sash's nails near his bits?
 
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never imagined him to be particularly loud in bed tho… always thought he’d be more of a quiet moaner
 
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fml I hadn’t thought of this from a sex perspective until now!
I'd be blowing his back out every dawn too Sash sis 🙏 that's dedication to the cause, or, you know, scare the bejeezus out of him, whatever floats your boat 😂
 
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never imagined him to be particularly loud in bed tho… always thought he’d be more of a quiet moaner
See I imagine loud huffing and puffing and grunting (perhaps my subconscious is trying to give me the ick so that I am not too disappointed at not being able to shag him). I can't see him doing anything quietly.

Now I picture him as a screamer 🤣
 
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eurgh if he is a screamer that would proper give me the ick… i’m all for a bit of vocalisation and whatnot but please no
 
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I imagine soft moans at first, then when he gets more into it I think you’d be able to hear his groaning through walls and stuff what with him having quite a deep voice? Even though the actual noises themselves aren’t that loud, it’s more the bass element. I might be wrong though, I’ve never thought about it before tbh 🤥
 
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Now I picture him as a screamer 🤣
Now I'm picturing him hollering the walls down at 7am on the dot every morning so loudly that even the Three Little Pigs are shook and all the cockerels within a five mile radius are kicking off.

I'd be into it, even with the threat of the house falling into subsidence.

I need to get back to work 😂
 
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I died at "when was the last time you screamed?" Don't give me those images :devilish:

I wish he wouldn't slouch, it gives me a little bit of ick.
 
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I imagine soft moans at first, then when he gets more into it I think you’d be able to hear his groaning through walls and stuff what with him having quite a deep voice? Even though the actual noises themselves aren’t that loud, it’s more the bass element. I might be wrong though, I’ve never thought about it before tbh 🤥
Why do I picture you with a notebook containing all of your lewd thoughts on his various attributes
 
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JG 's morning anthem 🎶🎵 😂 let it out bab 😂



(my very niche 00s pop joke was RUINED by html :cautious:)
 
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Well this escalated quickly 🥵🥵🥵

For my penny's worth I reckon he's definitely a deep groaner. He's voice is so bleeping deep.

But I was thinking more of him waking up and Sasha's wearing that bleeping red light mask - that would make anyone scream!
 
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Your favourite person from history

'Paul Gascoigne'

He's such an adorable dimwit, isn't he?
Known for beating up his wife and step kids for years. :mad: Foden use to praise Gazza as well, I wish some reporter could ask them questions about that, do they really think he is a good role model? Are they too young to know? Or are they just too stupid to understand what this says, if a man is good at sports it is not relevant that he abuses his family. I don't think Jack means that but I wish he was better of thinking.
 
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Not quite at notebook level YET but my mind likes to drift when I can’t sleep/during zoom meetings (I include this last one purely to illustrate that I do have an actual job 😂)
 
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I imagine soft moans at first, then when he gets more into it I think you’d be able to hear his groaning through walls and stuff what with him having quite a deep voice? Even though the actual noises themselves aren’t that loud, it’s more the bass element. I might be wrong though, I’ve never thought about it before tbh 🤥
Cornflower, bab, either you've given this a lot of thought, or there's something you're not telling us......... 😈🤣
 
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Well this escalated quickly 🥵🥵🥵

For my penny's worth I reckon he's definitely a deep groaner. He's voice is so bleeping deep.

But I was thinking more of him waking up and Sasha's wearing that bleeping red light mask - that would make anyone scream!
Lol, I have one of those masks. At least he'll already be used to them when I move in.
 
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