Jack telling people what his restaurant is called“Wot? Read out the name of ma new restaurant? Umm..this is suurrr hard…Ba…errr….Bah…lun…..’ang on. It’s a rilly big wurd. I’m speling it owt like Hendo shured me…..Bah-Lun….seeya…umm…gaz.
Thas it!
Bah-lun-seeya-gaz.
It’s a proper fancy chippie”
Yeah. I’m beginning to feel bad about how much we objectify him….do u reckon his covering up because he feels victimised by us
I’ve got the poor mans version, Maybe Matty Cash is my actual soul mateWe have the same phone. Clearly soulmates
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I’ve said it before. I’ll say it again he 100 percent drowns himself in sauvage. Bet he slathers it on while eye fucking himself in the mirror saying no splash no gashi need to know the after shave he wears
Weather he where’s socks while fucking
His drink order
His McDonald’s order
Nooooo the little fish kisser looks like he delivers edibles on an E scooter.this is worse than @Timefortea93saying Phil foden looks like peter Andre son
you take that back
nah imagine pulling up to an orgie with the england squad and whipping out a few of these and being like, can both the harry’s please come forward to collect their masks. please make sure you keep them on until the orgie is over and remember, any hole is a goal, thanks xoxoxif their good in bed I’ll take it I’ll just put a bag over their head
Me: kids see to yourself- mums going upstairs to look at somethingOn the subject of fanfics.........
What a Day ✔️ - Chapter 17 Lazy Sunday morning - Wattpad
Read Chapter 17 Lazy Sunday morning from the story What a Day ✔️ by CarriedAwayCrazy with 2,375 reads. footballer, strongfemalelead, premierleague. Jack was wo...www.wattpad.com