Jack’s body is total perfection and makes me thirsty as hell, but with Hendo you feel like you’d be shagging an actual man who would know a thing or two and would also be able to unblock a drain or put a shelf up. I’d still pick Jack though.
Jack’s body is total perfection and makes me thirsty as hell, but with Hendo you feel like you’d be shagging an actual man who would know a thing or two and would also be able to unblock a drain or put a shelf up. I’d still pick Jack though.let’s be honest hendo is the ultimate ride i don’t think anyone can go against me on that everything about him is just perfection
I'm still convinced it's a cricket ball.
Hendo is for life, Jack is for the night.Jack’s body is total perfection and makes me thirsty as hell, but with Hendo you feel like you’d be shagging an actual man who would know a thing or two and would also be able to unblock a drain or put a shelf up. I’d still pick Jack though.
so basically jack’s ridiculously fit and jordan’s a dilf. i don’t know who i’d pick if i had the choice i fancied jordan for longer but the jack obsesssion hit me like a truck i’d say like everyone else on this thread hahahaJack’s body is total perfection and makes me thirsty as hell, but with Hendo you feel like you’d be shagging an actual man who would know a thing or two and would also be able to unblock a drain or put a shelf up. I’d still pick Jack though.
Jack all day, every day. I don't get Jordan, even when angry, not for me.so basically jack’s ridiculously fit and jordan’s a dilf. i don’t know who i’d pick if i had the choice i fancied jordan for longer but the jack obsesssion hit me like a truck i’d say like everyone else on this thread hahaha
I dont no why she wears so much make up the difference between her face and hairlineThe cousin is doing #ads for iconic now - think she almost smiled and looked human before. She's probably lovely, but seems u[tight and serious on her YT videos/insta stories
Jack all day, every day. I don't get Jordan, even when angry, not for me.
That was meI am with you on that one. Kyle Walker has a very punchable face and someone had Foden down to a t when they said he look like he drops off weed at the park (or words to that effect).
Stones is definitely growing on me though
Have you read the Hendo/Jack fanfic though? It’s terrible and hilarious, and I’m not quite sure why a homoerotic sub/dom Hendo would make him sexier, but somehow it does. I think I may need some kind of therapy.... I blame the lockdowns.The cousin is doing #ads for iconic now - think she almost smiled and looked human before. She's probably lovely, but seems u[tight and serious on her YT videos/insta stories
Jack all day, every day. I don't get Jordan, even when angry, not for me.
I cant read that fic. The summary alone set off some weird feelings.Have you read the Hendo/Jack fanfic though? It’s terrible and hilarious, and I’m not quite sure why a homoerotic sub/dom Hendo would make him sexier, but somehow it does. I think I may need some kind of therapy.... I blame the lockdowns.
I found it hilarious - I was crying with laughter through some of it. Jack doesn’t know what opera is and sings the Go Compare advert and fantasises about throwing a dart at Harry Maguire. It’s so weird.I cant read that fic. The summary alone set off some weird feelings.
Me tooI’m Glasgow!!!
Oh my god. He looks so sweaty, I bet he tastes dead salty. Also seriously: why has he given me a foot fetish.View attachment 711813
Ohhh he does things to me he'll never understand
The backwards cap, the short shorts, the body you could grate a block of cheese on 🤌
That was me - tbh as long as there’s energetic fingering I think I’ll be OKI'm trying to write this public but covert finger fucking scene as someone requestsed but I dont think I got the setting right.
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