"No Forever child, Mummy is doing her lives for Instagram, you have to stay in the dirty nappy until Mummy has time to change you. Go and play with your new haul of toys, you can touch them now I've done an Aff Link so our peasants can pay for them.'
She has a spaniel. They are very intelligent and loving, yet volatile and difficult dogs if not trained or socialised properly. Poor Dora will be whipped round the block a couple of times and then expected to sit quietly in her bed completely unstimulated. An unstimulated spaniel is a bleeping nightmare, they get destructive, anxious, irritable etc. Dora is at an age now where her behaviours will be so engrained that it will take a behaviourist and a massive amount of investment to improve her anxiety. Not that Dan would invest that time.