It'sDanielle'sJourney #18 3 burgers Dani can't stop eating, but when she's thin she can't stop cheating

[Lady1980]

She looks like an English supply teacher

Gaaah, she does
Imagine putting her in front of a class of high school kids. "Seeeew class, turn to page 44 of your audio book.. "
I would click one of her aff links to see that happen.
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It's the shoes and skirt combo

And wtf has she got in her mahoosive rucksack? Yazoo?

 

[ChubClubThug]

Original photo was added from quite a distance away, we can still see the weight gain Dan! I wonder if the walking is her now trying to lose some again

What an absolute bellend she looks all the gear no idea..

 

[ChubClubThug]

She's got a proper stick up her arse now. Who even is she? She was only known for SW wehn it was popular/having an eating disorder but continues to think she's a sleb, when probably 99% of her viewers are hate watching/Tattlers.

There was a definite change in her behaviour as she got some attention and started posting aff links. The cringe comments about the designer bits she owns lives in my head rent free

I think she's in an unhappy marriage. But she won't do anything about it because she'll lose the lifestyle and 4 bed house. So she just makes granny blankets, passion killers and eats her feelings with secret junk food

 

[ChubClubThug]

Those rooms are so small! The audacity to call them 4 beds when you can barely get a desk in there look forward to the Danplaining of how it was her forever home.....now it's not I knew she'd be gone when the rates changed

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Not her Dansplaining hybrid working, which most of us have been doing since the pandemic.

There's no need for those Stanley cups. Just refill a fucking normal sized bottle you shallow twat.

 

[oh_really]

She is such a catfish. Not being bitchy here but I honestly thought she was looking slimmer with all this walking and bragging about how far she has walked or how many steps she has done, but then she turned her head.

 

[Hello Kitty]

Did she really just say she struggled getting a nail appointment because she now does a 9-5 job?

 

[JohannaCawffey]

These women are clearly Dan's style icons

 

[JohannaCawffey]

It's always baffled me that they moved to Stanley Ferry to be closer to family but hardly seem to see them. I know she sees her sister but that's not even weekly. They were a sociable couple pre COVID, since then they're almost reclusive. Weird.

I hope they buy a house near Dora's old groomers so she can at least be cared for again.

 

[JohannaCawffey]

I find it hilarious that the concept of hair growing is totally lost on Dan and she doesn't seem to grasp that if you don't cut it, it'll get longer.

True.
Other things that Dan doesn't grasp

1. Seasons "can't believe how cold it is" it's fucking January and you live in Yorkshire!
2. Time " how is it Monday already?" It's a concept called time Dan, a Monday will always follow a Sunday.
3. Weight gain "here's my food log for the day, as you can see, I only had 709 calories". Erm liar liar, pants on fire; you're getting at least 3000 per day!

She's just really rather dim.

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Moans when she works long hours, moans when she works on a Saturday and now moaning that being in an office 9-5 is a long day

She needs to start writing in a diary instead of moaning all over socials. Feel like I’m listening to a teenager drone on about how hard life is when they’re absolutely sound!

 

[namenotavailable]

Meant to be a mozzarella salad but it was too much? You mean you're just a salad dodger?

 

[CoffeeFiend]

I like her hair. It's not trying to be curly. That awful red has gone which always clashes with her blusher and the trim has got rid of the weight and makes her look less bulky around the face.

 

[CoffeeFiend]

I see Lovall are still gifting her leggings in a size 14 that are too small for her, ending up with her flogging them on Vinted. What is she bringing to the company? Her unboxing is sped up, she barely shows the clothes, just a quick flip of them folded up never to be seen again. What a load of rubbish. She couldn't influence a sheep.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Those sandals she’s bought are fucking hideous

Jesus called, he wants his shoes back.

In all the city breaks I've been on, I have never required a shoe as ugly as that.

Where exactly do they walk to? The burger bar, the taco shop, craft beer bar, looking for Chesney's phone he's lost when he's blind drunk again? Haven't seen much else these past years.

Oh sorry Thai restaurant.

 

[Ejo27]

Sorry but if she’s a size 14, I’m a size 32

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

I bet it was the shortest interview ever, 5 mins of listening to her droning on they probably offered her the job just to shut her up

Saw the state of her outfit and thought "shit we better get her off customer facing asap!"

 

[Blahblahblahblah]

The house has reduced by £5k and is now on sale with a different estate agent

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

What an absolute melt, sitting on the train holding your coffee out and photographing it!

 

[Ejo27]

She would really benefit from going back to the office. I think a large part of her weight gain was down to being at home 27/4 doing very little activity and constantly grazing all day in sweatpants.