It'sDanielle'sJourney #18 3 burgers Dani can't stop eating, but when she's thin she can't stop cheating

[HungryHippo]

This comment on her latest post

 

[Jane Porcupine]

I think her dress sense is probably contraceptive enough.

 

[JohannaCawffey]

Thanks for the new thread - banging title
Here's a little recap

Dan has a new work schedule where she works more evenings so Chesney has to do the cooking but they get a Gousto so even he can't screw it up and Ches has been astounded to learn that FOOD HAS MOISTURE!!

Speaking of moisture, Dan Dan has spent much of the new year reading an audiobook in the bath, her skin has wrinkled and dehydrated so much that we can't tell the difference between Dan and the manky tangerine that she allegedly eats every day

Dan and Ches went to Amsterdam and did absolutely fuck all except eat burgers and drink beer all the good touristy things but she wasn't impressed with Ann Frank's house as there was only one oven and no Velux windows.

Sunday is still her favourite day, even though she has most Saturdays off. On Saturdays her and Ben now go to York to look at houses, she wants to move cos she needs some new socks.

She's crocheting herself a bonnet that wouldn't look out of place in Little Women, but that's the only comparison she has nowadays to a little woman🫣

She has kicked Ches out of the bedroom to make way for more tent dresses. Ches doesn't mind, the shed is drafty but at least he doesn't have to tinkle any trinkets in there.


She's still cracking on with the Thursday dilemmas where 70 year old women, breastfeeding mothers and random drag queens are all desperately begging her for fashion advice, meanwhile she looks like a Victorian matron in her own outfit pics.

 

[Lady1980]

What in the C&A is this monstrosity? Where does she work? 1994?

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Please can we get mood hoover in the next thread title

Mood hoover, food hoover

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

WTF has she done to that poor dog?!?

 

[Lady1980]

I really don't think there's any intelligence there

Desperate Dan: Artificial, No Intelligence!

 

[NotNineteenForever]

Wowweeee her sisters done her dirty with these!
curious does anyone know if her sister is a full sister or perhaps step or half? They don’t look very similar in my opinion and have completely different builds, her sister seems very naturally slim, if they were full biological sisters you’d assume they’d have similar genetics?

 

[namenotavailable]

Bloody hell!
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King Charles called. He wants his hands back.

 

[AdApathy]

King Charles called. He wants his hands back.

thread title plz

 

[JohannaCawffey]

She has a new job. Non customer facing. Mon Fri 9 - 5... So no Wednesday off with her live in chef. Also going into office 2 days a week.

Two things stood out.

The fact she said "she's been taking it all in" as if her work place just randomly decided to change her job without consultation, or that it was just sprung on her without the need to apply. Hardly a surprise!

The second thing is that now she's going back into the office, (in her words) she'll need to 'buy some proper clothes and a lunchbox'

Did she just chuck out all her work stuff? Who throws out a lunchbox? Surely that's something you keep and store away until needed? Reminded me of when she moved house and had to buy new socks

Well none of her old clothes will fit her nowadays and the lunchbox is probably mouldy as she's been storing a tangerine in it for the last 4 years

Someone should tell her that she doesn't need to wear her keyworker lanyard any more!

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

I’d forgotten I’d done this the other day when she put up a box

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

I don’t even know where to start with this! It’s hideous from head to toe!

 

[everyoneirritatesme]

Enjoy:

Check out this 4 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove

4 bedroom detached house for sale in Serenity Close, Stanley, Wakefield, WF3 for £415,000. Marketed by Richard Kendall, Wakefield

www.rightmove.co.uk

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Thread suggestion: Forever home up for sale, every outfit a fashion fail.

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

A 216 calorie lunch, about 000.3% protein, mostly water and fructose. She has no clue, honestly.

Such an influencer.

Not in shot “4 slices of bread and a kinder bueno”

 

[AdApathy]

Of course she skipped the salad

now that's a thread title if I ever saw one

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

There’s no way that would fill her. A girl of her size needs at least 500-800 cals for lunch. Even I need that and I’m a size 12

Yeah the Stanley will probably be full of yazoo

 

[JohannaCawffey]

Is she really trying to give us make up tips? No thanks babes, I'd rather not have an orange face.

Everything thing in her life is orange... Dog, husband, face, hair, filters. Her favourite drink is Aperol Spritz lol.. sorry, not quite everything - the walls are white (not the correct shade of white though)

 

[Hello Kitty]

#FashunInspo as always.