It'sDanielle'sJourney #18 3 burgers Dani can't stop eating, but when she's thin she can't stop cheating

[MrsHeather]

When she went to Edinburgh the other week it was clearly for a job interview. Probably working for Bank of Scotland now instead of the Halifax division.

I bet it was the shortest interview ever, 5 mins of listening to her droning on they probably offered her the job just to shut her up

 

[breadpitt]

If anything can sum her up it’s that from her post the other day and when she started talking I genuinely thought it was terrible news and a horrible change. She’s gone from working weekends and till 9pm at night to Mon-Fri 9-5? Hahaha I know everyone prefers different schedules but she moans about her weekend work and her late finishes ALL THE TIME so isn’t this a good thing??? Lol

 

[Hello Kitty]

She looks like she’s off to chin some cu*tView attachment 2932901

Her foundation is almost the same colour as her hair now.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Chesney looks at least a C cup

The both need to lay off the beers and cider.

....and hot dogs and pizza and burgers..........

 

[ChubClubThug]

She has a favourite wine apparently, yet we never see her drink wine? Yet more secret calories!

How can she say this when she literally said before that she doesn't like wine, and the bottles she's bought to fill up the rack in her TV kitchen are just for show?

 

[CoffeeFiend]

Is she trying to say that’s just two sausages?! View attachment 2938397

No - it's how the app words quantities.
She has 6 sausages recorded on the app.

2 sausages = 60 calories.
There are 180 calories listed so (60 x 3 = 180) which means (2 sausages x 3 = 6 sausages).

Now I want sausages.

Thanks for coming to my maths lesson.

 

[JohannaCawffey]

It's her favourite Sunday of the week and she's off out for a Sunday roast after doing her Sunday jobs and getting her Sunday trinkets tickled

 

[namenotavailable]

I feel like a total cow for saying this, but she's so wide! She looks so out of proportion - her head looks like it should belong on a different body.

 

[Fakeface]

Wish she’d cut her hair, would make such a difference. It drowns her

 

[CoffeeFiend]

Been a bit quiet on here so I just wanted to chip in and say I think it's amazing that Danielle has made coffee her entire personality.

Whether it's sharing her first coffee of the morning using her £1000+ coffee machine and EB mug, or on a train as she buys herself a coffee during the two days she now leaves the house... What a beaut human. Inspirational.

You'd think she'd make herself a coffee from home and put it in a flask like most commoners but no. She has to reward herself for leaving the house by buying a takeaway coffee.

I'm so impressed.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Her King Charles sausage fingers give me the absolute boak

And as for the Stanley, posted a photo of it then realised she’d not put the link on it so posted it again with a link. Absolute fucking beg! Have a day off Dan.

 

[Fmf17]

Imagine being on holiday and having to upload everything to insta. Can you even be arsed

 

[MrsHeather]

Are my eyes deceiving me or is that a peeled orange and a cored apple? I hope she weighed them

 

[Gossip101xoxo]

It's her favourite Sunday of the week and she's off out for a Sunday roast after doing her Sunday jobs and getting her Sunday trinkets tickled

The fact that Sunday is her favourite day makes her a psychopath in my book

 

[Lady1980]

Anger typing right there those keys be clacking lollll

That or her jumbo sausage fingers hitting all the wrong letters.

 

[Emma20191988]

I’m sorry but I can’t believe how chubby her hands are. She must be editing her pics of her to seem smaller. She must be a size 20 at least. But lying about it

 

[Dougiedolls]

Why does she have a sirloin steak as nail art.

 

[Hello Kitty]

Her house still is still for sale and was reduced yesterday to £400k......

 

[Ambergambler]

Instead of moaning about how heavy her backpack is. Why doesn’t she just leave a cheap water bottle and mug in the staffroom cupboard

 

[Sticky One]

Honestly never come across someone so fucking boring.