Thanks for the new thread - banging title
Here's a little recap
Dan has a new work schedule where she works more evenings so Chesney has to do the cooking but they get a Gousto so even he can't screw it up and Ches has been astounded to learn that FOOD HAS MOISTURE!!
Speaking of moisture, Dan Dan has spent much of the new year reading an audiobook in the bath, her skin has wrinkled and dehydrated so much that we can't tell the difference between Dan and the manky tangerine that she allegedly eats every day
Dan and Ches went to Amsterdam and did
absolutely duck all except eat burgers and drink beer all the good touristy things but she wasn't impressed with Ann Frank's house as there was only one oven and no Velux windows.
Sunday is still her favourite day, even though she has most Saturdays off. On Saturdays her and Ben now go to York to look at houses, she wants to move cos she needs some new socks.
She's crocheting herself a bonnet that wouldn't look out of place in Little Women, but that's the only comparison she has nowadays to a little woman🫣
She has kicked Ches out of the bedroom to make way for more tent dresses. Ches doesn't mind, the shed is drafty but at least he doesn't have to tinkle any trinkets in there.
She's still cracking on with the Thursday dilemmas where 70 year old women, breastfeeding mothers and random drag queens are all desperately begging her for fashion advice, meanwhile she looks like a Victorian matron in her own outfit pics.
I bet it all goes straight on vinted.
she's beauty
