It’s Em #11 These vans were made for waddling, to the shops to see what’s noo
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Constantly sweating from her top lip. Gross.
Haha, just as she's prob sent Chris huffing and puffing up to the loft to get the autumn shite down, we get a heatwave!
I don’t understand why she posts herself getting ready with a towel on her head and uncovered shoulders? If I was that big I’d be embarrassed at how awkward/unattractive that looks.
And it always makes me cringe when I see her rubbing cream on her face with all the force of a bricklayer putting cement on his bricks !!
And it always makes me cringe when I see her rubbing cream on her face with all the force of a bricklayer putting cement on his bricks !!
Don't mention this to Em! She got quite upset the last time someone commented about her getting ready in a towel! And then, just to punish them (and us) she did it even more
I wonder how many fans she’s got blowing on her in this heatwave? I imagine it’s a hell of a lot. #dryvag
Dozy Onslow will be pandering to her every whim when she gets in. What must she look like in work, plonked on her office chair wafting her tent dress about.
She'll either go the gym for the Aircon or choir practice because churches are cold 
She'll either go the gym for the Aircon or choir practice because churches are cold Let’s see, I wonder if we’ll get an update on any of the following sometime this century??
Being an Indian Head Masseuse
Aromatherapy course
Choir Practice
Gym and fitness update
Healthy eating update
Advancing cricut skills beyond ‘creating labels’
Being an Indian Head Masseuse
Aromatherapy course
Choir Practice
Gym and fitness update
Healthy eating update
Advancing cricut skills beyond ‘creating labels’
There's more chance of Onslow becoming the next Tiger Woods.
Obviously....unless she shows them sooncarbooted ages ago
Do t forget the Oofy!!
Just in case we were all just imagining this poxy hoover........here you go....
Omg @Beverley macca 
Has anyone contacted Ooofi to see if it's okay to sell grifted items at car boot sales?
Where are you Oofi ?? I hope your new car boot sale owner makes more use out of you than Grifter Big Em
Has anyone contacted Ooofi to see if it's okay to sell grifted items at car boot sales?
Where are you Oofi ?? I hope your new car boot sale owner makes more use out of you than Grifter Big Em
She watched this back, edited the vlog and posted it. The way she bends due to her gargantuan belly is truly alarming.
Well, I've been looking through her old vlog titles........she went to every single free event that was going ! I expect she even went to an envelope opening if it was free !! She even went to the film premiere of Magic Mike XXL with Khila! She used to hang around with a bunch of other plus size vloggers that she never even mentions now
A couple of things I didn't know - her dad had an aortic aneurysm (not a heart attack)........and her mum and brother moved to Dorset without her - she went off the rails and was out drinking all the time. Eventually, her mum went and collected her. Em used to go out for a run (in these early vlogs . she fitted into a size 16 dress) and went to spin classes. In eight short years, she's gone from a 30 something ........to a 50 year old!
A couple of things I didn't know - her dad had an aortic aneurysm (not a heart attack)........and her mum and brother moved to Dorset without her - she went off the rails and was out drinking all the time. Eventually, her mum went and collected her. Em used to go out for a run (in these early vlogs . she fitted into a size 16 dress) and went to spin classes. In eight short years, she's gone from a 30 something ........to a 50 year old!
Don’t forget the herb garden
Wow! I imagine that there is so much to this story than Emma actually admitted to.
I used to know someone who set her daughter and the daughter's boyfriend up in a nice little home. It was a disaster, the bills and rent did not get paid. Parties, drinking, and crazy spending took place. Poor woman had to pay off all the debts, and placate the very annoyed neighbours.
I'm sure Daisy said she met Onslow when they worked in a nightclub together. One can only imagine how tit the club must have been.
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