ahhh. Crapston Villas!!…I remember watching that after stumbling home from the pub 
. Showing my age too!
It’s Em #11 These vans were made for waddling, to the shops to see what’s noo
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ahhh. Crapston Villas!!…I remember watching that after stumbling home from the pub . Showing my age too!
I loved it. I'd just had my daughter when this came out. I stumble out of pubs now
The fringe, the bulbous nose, the googly eyes, the layers its uncanny.
I don't tbink it's a terrible hair do, styled as it is by the hairdresser.. But why is it too different colours. Pale blonde top and orange bottom
It'll also look tit when she crimps the duck out of it
It'll also look tit when she crimps the duck out of it
It looks like the hairdresser has chucked a load of bleach on the top layer of Emma’s hair and left the whispy lower layers alone. It looks terrible!
It’s the poses to the camera aswell. The way she obviously thinks she looks gorgeous. What a tit.
I think she maybe needs a fringe to frame her face a bit? She's got quite a big forehead. Although I've always had a fringe and would feel naked without one. She'll style it weird and probably straighten the tit out of it.
I have quite a lot of that EB black toast stuff, a lot of it was wedding gifts a few years back...but now Em's got it, I'm thinking it must be super uncool and old fashioned and I should get rid immediately!
I have quite a lot of that EB black toast stuff, a lot of it was wedding gifts a few years back...but now Em's got it, I'm thinking it must be super uncool and old fashioned and I should get rid immediately!
Tell her you're donating your EB collection to her local charity shop and set up hidden cameras - she will run in record time down there to haggle...........
Not even the top layer, it’s about 2/3 of the length of it. I get not pulling the bleach all the way through to stop it snapping but if that is the case, any stylist worth their salt would recommend cutting all the dead ends, a 6 weekly trim until it’s in a condition to even consider colouring and even then a high lift tint rather than bleach.
Nooooo please nooooo. Rosie did it when she said she didn't know how to edit but she edits now and still dies it.Oh I thought that straight away. Next Em will start showing her bra while she's doing try on's
All she needs to do is chuck on her beloved denim gilet and she’d be a dead ringer for Rick Parfitt (Status Quo)
The obligatory photoshop of her double chin to give the pointy look
plus a tit load of filters.
Do you mean like this?
I just looked it up. It's caused by a lesser known condition called 'eye-fuckeritis' The person affected feels an uncontrollable urge to constantly preen and admire their reflection. It can be exacerbated by compliments and misguided adoration from well- meaning individuals.
Sadly there's no cure for it. You can try to slow the progression of the condition by avoiding interaction with reflective surfaces and camera lenses.
Sadly there's no cure for it. You can try to slow the progression of the condition by avoiding interaction with reflective surfaces and camera lenses.
She looks so much better with dark hair and it also looks much healthier.
What is her actual natural hair colour?
The pink eye brows look delightful with the platinum toupee and ginger rat tails
Im still cracking up seeing those photos.
Carb-addict Em with her Frankenstein fringe
Carb-addict Em with her Frankenstein fringe
Honey monster yellow
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