Bet Emma has her birthday as the only one announced and regular reminders in the lead up
It’s Em #11 These vans were made for waddling, to the shops to see what’s noo
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I don’t watch her blogs very often or comment on here about - but jesus, the state of that hair! 
it definitely looks like she got ready in a hurry!!! I was screaming when she put that bonnet on 
Also I’m genuinely terrified about the size of her and Chris 
they’ve really grown- I hope they’ll find the motivation to sort themselves out soon before it’s too late!! 42 going on 12 years old more like!
it definitely looks like she got ready in a hurry!!! I was screaming when she put that bonnet on Also I’m genuinely terrified about the size of her and Chris they’ve really grown- I hope they’ll find the motivation to sort themselves out soon before it’s too late!! 42 going on 12 years old more like!
Staff Memo.......its EMMA'S BIRTHDAY.....DO NOT, we repeat Do NOT forget. Otherwise the ladies loo's will be out of use while she's in there having a toddler tantrum. Ps. The cakes and gifts must be of a high quality and not like the cheap tit that you will receive from her on your birthday.
Let's just hope they don't have to give her the bumps!
Where are they off to now?
She mentioned going to Paris with her mum I think. Isn't Khila going as well this week for her daughter's 18th?
Oooh noooo Kurt Geiger incoming
Is she able to go anywhere or buy anything with showing off about it! So childlike, I find it so pathetic. Just F off and live a life without needing constant likes. It’s so ‘look at me I’m so adventurous and oh so travelled’ you also just know that there will be a 4 part vlog about wherever she’s gone to. 
Can't wait for the hotel room tour. "Oh look, there's a kettle. There's a toilet"
100% she will go to Chanel and buy a eye pencil sharpener BUT ask them to put it in the biggest bag they have
She’s honestly such a loserPretty sure she did this last time didn't she. She'll then hang the bag on her wardrobe door or position it in view of wherever the camera is pointed for try-ons because she thinks that makes everyone think she's something special and has a wardrobe full of designer labels rather than a wardrobe full of Shein.100% she will go to Chanel and buy a eye pencil sharpener BUT ask them to put it in the biggest bag they have
I just find it very grasping and cringeworthy. Positioning F&M hamper boxes or designer bags you've snagged from the cheapest purchase (or to be fair any purchase) just so your viewers can see them is a bit of a sad life.
I bet she'll wear one of her berets and a stripy top. She should go the whole hog and wear a chain of onions. She's so odd. She's only seeing Moulin Rouge because her mum bought her tickets. When her and Onslow went to Paris they sat outside there moaning it was too dear. I wonder how many hints she had to drop. Seeing as she themes her outfits to where she's going I can only imagine what she'll be wearing
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Her and Chris have gone to Dublin.........
Dublins mega-expensive. Can't wait for her and Chris to pop their head into everything on their rosta and then decide it 'wasn't for them' or 'Chris didn't fancy it' when they see the prices.
Imagine doing a whole reel on GuiNNess and tagging the location as Guiness. Be better Em, you're an influenza.
Bet that pint of Guinness lasted her 5 hours
With a tap water chaser
LITERALLY IF SHE WAS GUINNESS SHE’D DRINK HERSELF
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Also how pished does she look. Googly eyes extra googly
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Love the under bust stitching cutting her tits in half
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