And the IVF sure ain’t cheapI also think he underestimated her ability to spend vast amounts of money on crap
And the IVF sure ain’t cheapI also think he underestimated her ability to spend vast amounts of money on crap
So everything that she disputed, and said she will go to court and fight him, she has now agreed to. No fight, nothing. Also, didn't she take everything in the house with her when she moved? That is one crazy buffalo. I guess she had a good ride while it lasted.Here are some thoughts on the Updated Joint Statement of Disputed/Undisputed Financial Issues. As we can see, Katherine Heerseema is taking the custody case forward in the absence of Anne Kiley, who was appointed as a judge and therefore can no longer practice law.
The main issues in the declaration are as follows. For ease of reading I'm putting particularly interesting items in bold text:
- The prenup: Ioan’s side brings up the valid and enforceable prenup. Bernal, of course, fails to respond to this section and Alice does not dispute the prenup.
- Cash accounts: Alice did not provide her worldwide bank and credit card statements upon Ioan’s formal legal request (the Deposition Request). Bernal responds that Alice has now agreed to provide the documents “and work toward settlement.”
- Retirement Accounts: Both sides agree that the retirement accounts should be divided per the court’s Qualified Domestic Relations Order (“QDRO”). The QDRO will be used to make sure assets are fairly divided in the divorce; for example, if Ioan has overpaid Alice and she does not have the means to pay him back, some of her retirement account may be allocated to Ioan to make up for the shortfall.
- Alice agrees that she has previously received more than her share of the proceeds of the house sale.
- Alice and Ioan agree to equally distributing the residual payments which are being received by Ioan’s corporations.
- Alice and Ioan agree that she will keep the Prius (and, presumably, the rat therein), subject to the court’s equalization.
- Alice and Ioan’s jewelry/personal property which was given to each other during marriage will be kept by the person who received the items, subject to the court’s equalization.
- Per the prenup, the contents of the house and some jewelry are Ioan’s sole and separate property, and Alice agrees.
- Bernal is not seeking further legal fees at this time. (Given the absolute state of his filings, he would be laughed out of court if he asked for more!)
- Overpayments of spousal support: Ioan overpaid Alice $205,288 in 2021 and $147,056 in 2022. He owes Alice $2,026 for 2023.
Years ago I had a fluffy black cat. He had a stomach bug and didn't come home until it was thoroughly dried in his fluff, so off to the groomer he went. After washing, trimming and drying, he came back spherical.I get my little cat groomed twice a year, it’s a furry little bugger (not a euphemism fyi) and also needs a mani-pedi. Now I’m wondering who was trimming Emma’s nails if she never got walked they’d need trimming a lot.
Oh man., that’s why she couldn’t walk isn’t it. They were growing right back into her little toes? Poor baby.
I know it's just a trick of the pixels but in this photo it looks like she has little rat incisorsSorry to scare you with Al's face but it really does look like from this pic like she took another tumble onto her face.
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from above image: "Alice has now agreed to provide the documents 'and work toward settlement.' "So 2 years later she’s now providing them. Isn’t it too late. It’s going to trial. She just didn’t want anyone seeing her bank statements
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So, now Alice wants to work toward a settlement? At this point, she's doesn't have tit to stand on.Here are some thoughts on the Updated Joint Statement of Disputed/Undisputed Financial Issues. As we can see, Katherine Heerseema is taking the custody case forward in the absence of Anne Kiley, who was appointed as a judge and therefore can no longer practice law.
The main issues in the declaration are as follows. For ease of reading I'm putting particularly interesting items in bold text:
- The prenup: Ioan’s side brings up the valid and enforceable prenup. Bernal, of course, fails to respond to this section and Alice does not dispute the prenup.
- Cash accounts: Alice did not provide her worldwide bank and credit card statements upon Ioan’s formal legal request (the Deposition Request). Bernal responds that Alice has now agreed to provide the documents “and work toward settlement.”
- Retirement Accounts: Both sides agree that the retirement accounts should be divided per the court’s Qualified Domestic Relations Order (“QDRO”). The QDRO will be used to make sure assets are fairly divided in the divorce; for example, if Ioan has overpaid Alice and she does not have the means to pay him back, some of her retirement account may be allocated to Ioan to make up for the shortfall.
- Alice agrees that she has previously received more than her share of the proceeds of the house sale.
- Alice and Ioan agree to equally distributing the residual payments which are being received by Ioan’s corporations.
- Alice and Ioan agree that she will keep the Prius (and, presumably, the rat therein), subject to the court’s equalization.
- Alice and Ioan’s jewelry/personal property which was given to each other during marriage will be kept by the person who received the items, subject to the court’s equalization.
- Per the prenup, the contents of the house and some jewelry are Ioan’s sole and separate property, and Alice agrees.
- Bernal is not seeking further legal fees at this time. (Given the absolute state of his filings, he would be laughed out of court if he asked for more!)
- Overpayments of spousal support: Ioan overpaid Alice $205,288 in 2021 and $147,056 in 2022. He owes Alice $2,026 for 2023.
And the IVF sure ain’t l
Here are some thoughts on the Updated Joint Statement of Disputed/Undisputed Financial Issues. As we can see, Katherine Heerseema is taking the custody case forward in the absence of Anne Kiley, who was appointed as a judge and therefore can no longer practice law.
The main issues in the declaration are as follows. For ease of reading I'm putting particularly interesting items in bold text:
- The prenup: Ioan’s side brings up the valid and enforceable prenup. Bernal, of course, fails to respond to this section and Alice does not dispute the prenup.
- Cash accounts: Alice did not provide her worldwide bank and credit card statements upon Ioan’s formal legal request (the Deposition Request). Bernal responds that Alice has now agreed to provide the documents “and work toward settlement.”
- Retirement Accounts: Both sides agree that the retirement accounts should be divided per the court’s Qualified Domestic Relations Order (“QDRO”). The QDRO will be used to make sure assets are fairly divided in the divorce; for example, if Ioan has overpaid Alice and she does not have the means to pay him back, some of her retirement account may be allocated to Ioan to make up for the shortfall.
- Alice agrees that she has previously received more than her share of the proceeds of the house sale.
- Alice and Ioan agree to equally distributing the residual payments which are being received by Ioan’s corporations.
- Alice and Ioan agree that she will keep the Prius (and, presumably, the rat therein), subject to the court’s equalization.
- Alice and Ioan’s jewelry/personal property which was given to each other during marriage will be kept by the person who received the items, subject to the court’s equalization.
- Per the prenup, the contents of the house and some jewelry are Ioan’s sole and separate property, and Alice agrees.
- Bernal is not seeking further legal fees at this time. (Given the absolute state of his filings, he would be laughed out of court if he asked for more!)
- Overpayments of spousal support: Ioan overpaid Alice $205,288 in 2021 and $147,056 in 2022. He owes Alice $2,026 for 2
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All I see is nostrils.I know it's just a trick of the pixels but in this photo it looks like she has little rat incisors
I think she will be committed somewhere inpatient. It's alarming that she still carries on abusing by proxy. When will she stop if she's not forced by court order. I see her eventually having to be declared incompetent and having someone make decisions for her.I mean, we all realize we’re locked into this saga for years to come? The trial. Post trial will be a fkn tit show given nothing will go her way. Then will be the wedding. Potentially children. Alice going bust. Like honestly, what is this woman going to do? I’d almost have anxiety by proxy for her but I hate evil cunts, love justice and can’t wait to see how she supports herself and the kids going forward
BIB It’s stained, messy, incomplete, sloppyHere are my thoughts on Alice’s income and expense declaration. But first, a small rant. As a lawyer, seeing the state of Alice’s income and expense declaration was disturbing. It’s stained, messy, incomplete, sloppy, riddled with typos, and doesn’t attach any exhibits. It’s embarrassing to his client and insulting to the judge and court staff (and believe me, they notice). Not a good look, as AFE is so fond of saying.
- “Employer: Unemployed Actress” (I’m just gonna leave this here).
- Confused as to why she is still checking “married filing jointly” if she is no longer married, but I chalk this up as lack of attention to detail.
- Note that Alice is intending to claim the children as her dependents on her taxes (when she doesn’t even pay anything for their care). (I know this because she states that she is is claiming 3 exemptions on her tax return—for herself, Elsie, and Ella.) This means she will get a bigger tax refund from the government; I hope Ioan’s lawyers dispute this and allow Ioan to claim the children as dependents, because he pays for them!
- Alice couldn’t be bothered to finish dating the document when she signed it on the first page. We know she signed it in January, that’s it!
- Alice now reports zero income for December 2023, but claims an average monthly income of $419, and $1,200 income from self-employment as an actress. No documentation or exhibits are attached so it’s impossible to verify.
- Alice doesn’t disclose her spousal support from Ioan on page 2, which is the correct place to put it (not on page 3, Bernal).
- Alice claims she pays $429 per month in union dues.
- Alice claims she only has $14,000 in cash and $10,000 in personal property (for example, furnishings, clothing, jewelry, vehicles, etc.--if she still has the Bulgari watch, that alone could be valued at well over $10,000, so that number is a lie).
- Of course poor Elsie’s name is misspelled.
- Yet again, Alice does not provide her actual expenses but her proposedneeds. Let’s break them down, shall we?
- $6,500 monthly rent (I guess she thinks she will stay where she is living?!)
- $1,200 per month in health care costs not paid by insurance (this is a lot; co-pays are usually $20-50 for medical visits and prescription costs can vary but usually are mostly covered by insurance)
- $800 per month for child care (for tweens/teens? why??)
- $2,500 per month for groceries (I’m sorry but are they buying filet mignon? That’s $30,000 a year in groceries alone.)
- $250 per month for eating out (oddly enough I think she is underestimating this particular figure)
- $3,000 per month for utilities (this is INSANE. I live in a very expensive area of California and rent a bigger place than Alice’s. Even with my husband’s medical devices and computers running all the time, my combined gas and electric bill is usually $300-400 per month, my water bill is about $100 per month, and trash service is about $80 per month. I cannot imagine a utilities bill of $3,000 per month unless she’s mining Bitcoin in there.)
- $150 per month for cell phones (reasonable for 3 of them, but doesn’t Ioan pay for the girls’ phones?)
- $50 per month for laundry and cleaning, and it shows
- $200 for clothes per month
- $300 for entertainment, gifts, and vacation (that’s a lot of movies/games/whatever per month)
- $350 per month for auto expenses, gas, insurance, and transportation (she drives a Prius, so it’s not for gas money. If she’s paying $350 a month for car insurance she needs to switch companies—or get a better driving record)
- The $10,000 per month she receives is incorrectly characterized as child support and put in the wrong place. The support payments are for both advance spousal support and child support.
- Her total expense needs have now gone slightly upward from last time. She now requires $15,310 per month to live.
- Apparently Alice has no credit card bills or debts, since she didn’t list any in item 14.
- Alice admits that her attorney’s fees were paid out of the house proceeds and “loans” (from whom? The loans are not listed as debts in item 14)
- Alice claims that the children spend 99% of their time with her and 1% of their time with Ioan on page 4.
- I need to quote this verbatim since it’s mind-boggling that it was put in a legal filing. When asked in item 20 if there is other information Alice wants the court to know concerning support, her response is: “MY INCOME FLUCTUATES I AM AN ACTRESS EARN MONEY IN TV OR MOVIES PLUS ROYALTIES AND APPEARANCES BUT DIJE TO AGE AND LACK OF RECENT WORK ITS HARD FINDING JOBS NOW.”