Due to Alice’s prolific tweeting we have a brand new glittery thread just like Alice’s bags on Etsy!
Congratulations to
@House of Tea for the excellent suggestion!
Alice still so bitter, all over Twitter! #6
Here goes nothing!
On the last episode of Malice in Wonderland Tattlers started out by being treated to an avatar of sex crazed Flying Monkey #1 with a drawing of a purple wiener on her head. Some Tattlers were initially frightened before
Thank you @What’s Your Point! And thank you
@FillinTheBlank for the additional longer purple wiener on the older Flying Monkey photo! It’s an improvement of her looks!
Malice has slut shamed BW relentlessly, calling her the mistress, it, acrobat Instagram girl or something like it. Alice’s mind runs like a Tasmanian devil on crack so I struggle to keep up with her nasty cracks. Tee hee hee!
Alice thinks she’s all that using disengenious all the time but she’s not as smart as us Tattlers. No way, Jose’! We have all the receipts and way better memories and narc family members to boot! And we wouldn’t be caught dead with one of your ugly purses. At least I wouldn’t.
They are way overpriced and tacky as the glue you used to cover them in bling. Maybe it’s time you started designing for My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding!
Alice’s “friends” on Twitter help Alice’s narrative that every thing is Bianca W’s fault, and she’s been controlling IG for three years with a remote cattle prod to his balls. That’s why he left her. Not because she tweets like a mad woman, drinks, lays in bed, posts ridiculous looking selfies of herself and him whenever she could. And keeps a messy house with dog poo on the bed.
Alice slagged off IG’s co-workers, parents, siblings, BW, and even had the nerve to say he was jealous of Matthew Rhys! Them’s fightin words AE!
AE is set to go on Lorraine and make a fool of herself. Surprise surprise! She did an interview in front of her house wearing her black scarf. She keeps moving her neck around like an Iguana or something but I think it’s Twitter neck. She’s not used to facing anything but the keyboard.
AE made a sarcastic disengenuous apology to BW on Daily Fail. Commenters are generally not impressed unless it’s the band of Flying Monkeys who comment on there.
Blind Gossip printed a story of alleged cheating by AE while on Vampire Diaries. But you know if true it’s no big deal because Alice gets a free pass for everything! Not us mere peasants. Oh no!
AE claims that in hindsight she can now look back and see that IG behaved like he was cheating because she could see it in his eyes. Her feeble minded minions agree. I watched the video and I never even saw his eyes!
Alice is doing her damndest to turn her daughters against their father.
Alice got drunk as a skunk and stayed up all night posing in her wig and eating it, and wore a silly hat and IG was worried for his girls, calling the nanny. Nanny Gloria said AE called her at 6:00 am to do the school run.
I think Gloria the nanny is not neutral and is covering up for AE. It pissed IG off ”naturally” because I think he knows something is rotten in Denmark. And Gloria cried because IG was mean and said you work for me. AE will get a job to pay her salary! ROTFLMFAO
AE is special for giving Gloria a job.
I know there’s more but Alice is wearing me out and if I were IG and BW I’d move to Australia. Or Mars.
Oh, and Alice. This is you girlfriend.