Didn't Alice ask American Airlines (or was it another airline?) To get the pilot to look in the hold for a lost bike?Alice's email to the University of Kansas
Dear University of Kansas,
My name is Alice Evans and I am an international model and actress. My most high-profile role was as the star of Disney's 102 Dalmatians, where I was supported by Glenn Close.
I hope you will be able to help me. For several months now I have been trolled and BULLIED on X (formerly known as Twitter), by several people, but there is one person in particular who is being SO NASTY. All I know about this person is their X/Twitter name, and their profile photo. Their name happens to be the same as one of the buildings in your campus. The profile photo is an illustration, but there is a CHANCE that it could be connected to a real person. Somebody on my Instagram suggested I email you so you can help me, so here I am!
I have NO IDEA what I could have done to make this person troll me! I am just a single mother trying to get on with her life in a quiet fashion. I do NOT court publicity or attention, I do NOT abuse or harass my ex-husband and his fiancée, I do not use my brother's X/Twitter account to abuse people, and I CERTAINLY do NOT have a DVRO against me!
I want you to email every single one of your staff with this person's profile name and photo. I DEMAND that they take time out of their days to look at this name and photo, to see if they recognise the person, or to see if they can deduce who it could be from the profile photo of a cartoon. I KNOW your staff members dot no have anything better to do than to do this task for me.
If you do NOT tell them to do this, then I will create a post on my Instagram (which has c. 87k followers) and I will say how you are BULLYING me! I will then create a change.org petition ESPECIALLY to shut down the University of Kansas (which isn't as good as my university, University College London, which I have a 2:1 BA degree in French and Italian from, because I am a GENIUS). So think carefully if you will help me, or not.
I have even taken time out of my very busy legal affairs to deal with this X/Twitter troll and to email you. I no longer have a lawyer as I fired him, and I need to submit lots of documents and other information to the court imminently. But instead of focusing on that, I am trying to doxx people! I love having my life and priorities in order.
Thank you so much
Alice
She honestly thinks she is so important that she can get people to do anything by clicking her fingers