Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #229 The day that Ioan realised she was totally and utterly bonkers

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If Alice's Abusers hate Tattle so much, why do they read here? Simple solution, piss off.

 
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Pssst, you do know there isn't really a dildo statue in Bristol don't you? I just invented that part because Alice and co started repeating things we were posting so we thought we'd see what the stupidest thing we could her to say was
I actually don’t know if it exists or not to be fair hahaha. I was just tryna rely on my dodgy memory in this entire saga for clarification on why we all joke that he did
 
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I'm buying several this year. There's no limit, I checked their website.
 
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BIB FFS - I made Mr G drive me round Bristol last year looking for a giant erection that doesn't exist??? Hope he doesn't see this
Omfg I’m laughing so hard. I don’t even know what’s happening anymore. I thought I clarified and it only brought about more questions….this is GOLD. I thought it existed too
 
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Naw man, she's gien us pelters
That takes me back. You don't hear those kinds of things anymore which is a shame. I made the mistake of calling something mockit the other day and my niece and her friends were looking at me as if I was speaking in a foreign language.
 
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Like Boaby hill when we travel from our beloved Scotland down to England. View attachment 2732757
I've come back and looked at this a few times and it baffles me and cracks me up in equal measure every time.
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I feel for those girls so much. It's heart-breaking to stand on the side lines and see their lives be ruined and the courts just let it happen for various reasons. It must be hell to work in that area and deal with this face to face with people you know and grow to care about on a daily basis. I have mad respect to all those who work in child protective services.
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Soundtrack like an old silent movie with dramatic music and captions

OH NO! A BOGAN HAS STOLEN MY BABY ANGEL!
*cue rolling piano*
Will Alice be tied to the train tracks with no one to rescue her? I'd be glued to that!
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She accused me of being Alice, or an Alice supporter! Haha!

Unlike Alice, I've actually written two chapters of Alice's tell-all book (as well as a foreword)...
I was going to say you've Aliced better than Alice. But I like you too much to insult you that vilely. Heck I could hate someone's guts and I still wouldn't insult them like that!
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Damn. I don’t have a tattle role. But I watch you all with interest. Ok. Back to lurking.
You're our very own Tattle Fancy Lady.
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The mouldy cheese string could take Tone!
 
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That takes me back. You don't hear those kinds of things anymore which is a shame. I made the mistake of calling something mockit the other day and my niece and her friends were looking at me as if I was speaking in a foreign language.
I told my dad he looked glaikit yesterday . I definitely find these old words pop out now and again even though I live down south now. I called one of my kids a tattybogle once, it just came out of nowhere, lol.

As for the Tone stuff, there’s more detail on some posts over there from about 2 years ago and it honestly doesn’t sound implausible to me. We have no proof but he’s a nasty little fuckwit, so.
 
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There was definitely photos posted on twitter of a woman and her child/children but I don't recall who posted them. They also used photos of another person as their profile photo.
They can't cry foul when they are sticking their feet out at the same time to trip.
I don't recall any of the above though and if it was in 2022 then they wouldn't come calling about it now tbh. There's a reason we're told to keep it on tattle and not giving to much information about oneself.
 
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If you se
If you search Tone’s account for “Emily” it comes up and he mentions police being called back in 2022.
 
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You won’t be surprised to know I named the tables at the wedding Scottish words.
We were Just Merrit. I inadvertently put an elderly couple in their 90’s at the “Mad wae it” table
 
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You won’t be surprised to know I named the tables at the wedding Scottish words.
We were Just Merrit. I inadvertently put an elderly couple in their 90’s at the “Mad wae it” table
Did you have an "away an bile yer heid" table?
 
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Did you have an "away an bile yer heid" table?
Belters, wallopers, mad wae it, gies peace,
Did ye, aye?, bolt ya rocket, pure Gallus and aff yer heid.
Wish I had away an bile yer heid, it was so hard not to have a table of cunts but my mum wasn’t invited so…
 
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You won’t be surprised to know I named the tables at the wedding Scottish words.
We were Just Merrit. I inadvertently put an elderly couple in their 90’s at the “Mad wae it” table
Had to Google, but they may very well have been Mad wae it! Just cause they're in their 90's doesn't mean they can't put it away. (I assume they were Scottish too?!)
https://giphy.com/tNIWX7mpsYcW4
 
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I’m sure he knows how to deal with the police so he’s not that anxious. Right Tone?
 
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