Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #229 The day that Ioan realised she was totally and utterly bonkers

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Pssst, you do know there isn't really a dildo statue in Bristol don't you? I just invented that part because Alice and co started repeating things we were posting so we thought we'd see what the stupidest thing we could her to say was
 
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But Alice drunk & destroying bathroom doors is not trash & Alice shaggin’ Ioan whilst engaged to OP isn’t a slag! Ok… got it!
It was the Strand not the “Barbicon” (guessing the mean Barbican). Love how outraged they are considering they don’t know what it is, lol
 
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AFE famously pretended she didn’t know how to set up sock accounts in a rebuttal. She has been doing it since 2005 if not earlier.
Yes it was a huge eye opener for me - I did not know people did that! (And Im not AFE faking innocence, honest )
 
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This arsehole kind of has a point Lol.
We even have the dedicated lurker who only likes our comments

 
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We do have set roles assigned to us. Theres a call sheet every week that Ioan sends us.

@welp is the data scientist. Collecting all the info and sticking it with PVA glue into a scrapbook called What Alice Did Next

@Hiraeth and @ButterTart play the roles of legal eagles. They each have the “fun sized book of California family law” on their desks and a thesaurus loaned to them by loopy for all the big words.

@priusrat - obvious. Keep alert and be on standby for any action required in a vehicle

Tell us what @M33L4 role is without telling us what @M33L4 role is

@Bridgeofsighs continues to play the ongoing role of pissing off Alice and all her FMs by escaping the $500 bounty on her head

@unobtrusive lurker is a sleeper agent, and is to continue to quietly like things, causing conspiracy theories and questions over their identity

The rest of us have designated roles but it’s against the official Ioan secrets act if I divulge any more.

we get bonuses for using the C word. And I get bonuses for not swearing so it looks like we aren’t all sweary fuckers. Oh shit and piss. That’s bonus gone for the week. Arse.
 
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Pssst, you do know there isn't really a dildo statue in Bristol don't you? I just invented that part because Alice and co started repeating things we were posting so we thought we'd see what the stupidest thing we could her to say was
BIB FFS - I made Mr G drive me round Bristol last year looking for a giant erection that doesn't exist??? Hope he doesn't see this
 
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BIB FFS - I made Mr G drive me round Bristol last year looking for a giant erection that doesn't exist??? Hope he doesn't see this
I'm surprised Mr G didn't tell you the giant erection was in his pants and not to look any further? Or is Mr G more mature than my schoolboy humour?!
 
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It would just be episode after episode of Alice lying in bed hammering away at her laptop incessantly lol
 
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This. Is. Amazing.
(Please, please put it in the wiki.)
 
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I’m gifting you my “return and upset the fm’s” bonus…
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It’s the tamest drunk story I think I’ve ever heard.
 
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Pssst, you do know there isn't really a dildo statue in Bristol don't you? I just invented that part because Alice and co started repeating things we were posting so we thought we'd see what the stupidest thing we could her to say was
What?! I thought it was likely some sort of modern art that had got a local nickname, like The Floozy in the Jacuzzi in Dublin.
 
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What?! I thought it was likely some sort of modern art that had got a local nickname, like The Floozy in the Jacuzzi in Dublin.
So I googled this and got an eyeful of The Floozy in the Jacuzzi. Then I googled the Big Dildo in Bristol - and got a page full of unrealistically large dildo's.... BRB just doing some research, for ah science.
 
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What?! I thought it was likely some sort of modern art that had got a local nickname, like The Floozy in the Jacuzzi in Dublin.
Like Boaby hill when we travel from our beloved Scotland down to England.
 
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Good Lord! If that is well deserved, what on earth did Deb do to deserve that monstrosity?!
Ignoring all the improvements Alice made to it...just looking at the bag itself...she's clipped a non matching strap to an old keyring and attached that to the zipper. None of it matches...gold zip...silver clippy thing. It makes my OCD go crazy
 
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