Sidenote: I love that Instagram brought so many of us back on here.
![Green heart :green_heart: 💚](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f49a.png)
Must mean a LOT of us use Insta. It sucks that I can’t follow/request y’all on there.
![Disappointed face :disappointed: 😞](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f61e.png)
I’ve had the good fortune of following only a few dear turd-friends, though, for which I am very grateful.
Also, Loveu2 is right—unless Alice staggers up to the altar six Hennessy’s deep, wearing her old wedding gown that’s four sizes too small, and spouting expletives about “the bogan” in broken French right before B can start her stride down the aisle…Alice is irrelevant and absolutely CANNOT mess this up for her. B’s a classy-ass woman because if I were her I would have photographed that
![Ring :ring: 💍](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f48d.png)
on my middle finger and I’d livestream my way down the aisle, too.
![Nail polish: medium skin tone :nail_care_tone3: 💅🏽](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f485-1f3fd.png)
The Good Lord guided Ioan to the right soul this time! As opposed to the “other soul” who almost swallowed her ring on NYE and nearly flung it out of the damn glass swaying over a balcony while whining about Ioan being “so boring tonight!”
Another sidenote: Due to my addiction struggles and poor self-discipline I took an ADHD pill a few hours ago that wakes up my body, and I just spent one hour lying in bed to “ocean sounds” trying to fall asleep but no luck so…salaam. It’s 11:22 PM here and I hate myself.
![Upside-down face :upside_down: 🙃](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f643.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
Someone book me a red eye to the UK so I can start my day with y’all.