I’m hoping she’s getting pounded by her new husband in some exotic location with no internet. Perhaps creating a dozen or so more mini mimsies
Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #219 Bianca might be Ioan's Femme Fatale, but Alice Evans is just Femme Fat Al
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Hardly a fair comparison. Ioan = Henry VIII
But is that other account mocking her and she isn’t getting it?
Disclaimer: I was well, well, into this thread before I actually got the thread title and it’s fkn brilliant so I may be just sloooow lol
The Frumious AliceSnatch?But she's surely the fearsome beast for which the rhyme is named?
hahaha oh no now it’s another vagina joke isn’t it
Now, it's Ioan's fault she can't get a job?
She could be doing newlywed stuff. Here’s hoping.
Actually, Ioan's face will appear with Bianca's. Alice's photos only come up when accompanied by an article about her batshit crazy behavior and abuse. Internet is forever. But, Alice must know that.
It's good but I couldn't get along with using DPN's and found using small circulars really uncomfortable so I only managed a few rows of one pairI might try again at some point using magic loop technique but found it really frustrating.
I've decided I like knitting jumpers or cowls/neck warmers mostly.
I'm pretty new to knitting to be honest but really enjoy it (only do it through autumn/winter though so about to pick up a jumper I havnt touched for months - the Jessica Mcdonald snowy pines sweater).
Sorry for not using a spoiler, I can't figure out how to do it
I hate small circulars and have never got the hang of the magic loop. I continued with DPNs and found that I love Knit Pro Cubix which are square in section and their carbon fibre Carbonx as the yarn doesn't slip off then so it's easier to control. Someone did once compare using DPNs to wrestling with an octopus 
but I did find that they became much easier with practice and the right ones to fit my style of knitting. I use the continental style of knitting with my yarn in my left hand (and not with my finger in midair like YouTube videos) so I'm not getting it caught on the spare needles.
For a spoiler, click on the three dots on the menu along the top of the reply blank and then choose Spoiler. It will ask you to type in the name of the spoiler, then enter and you will be typing between the Code On and Code Off Spoiler entries.
but I did find that they became much easier with practice and the right ones to fit my style of knitting. I use the continental style of knitting with my yarn in my left hand (and not with my finger in midair like YouTube videos) so I'm not getting it caught on the spare needles.For a spoiler, click on the three dots on the menu along the top of the reply blank and then choose Spoiler. It will ask you to type in the name of the spoiler, then enter and you will be typing between the Code On and Code Off Spoiler entries.
If Malice had had her head chopped off as a no longer wanted wife like Anne Boleyn and Katherine Howard, at least everyone would be spared her endless, circular and contradictory rantings as she disappears up her own hole, aided and abetted by the few flying monkeys sharing a single brain cell.
Gee, what gives it away? Maybe the DVRO, the mega expensive divorce,or completely ignoring you.
Also, and I know it from reliable historic sources, Henry started sending really nasty texts, and was all over Twitter bashing his ex, so Ioan was faaaar more abusive by totally grey rocking his
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You'd think, if the stakes were this dire, that she would actually have defended herself in court other than the "do you believe me or your lyin' eyes" defense (god forbid she just not abuse her ex-husband in the first place), and abided by the DVRO in order to not have it renewed, wouldn't you?
I can recite The Man From Snowy River. Does that count?Actually, Malignancy, the longest word that I can easily remember is Antidisestablishmentarianism, and that's because it was used as an example of word structure during my degree - at an ancient university, dahling.
[I can also quote Lewis Carroll's four lines beginning "Twas brillig and the slithy toves" as it was an example of sentence structure. (I don't know how LC imagined the slithy toves but they seem rather Malician.)]
Lol but she’s the mostess mistreated woman by a man in de wuuuurldd
I love that one of the main images that comes up when you Google "Alice Evans" is the nose-picking picture.
It must really bleeping burn her ass that along with the DVRO, she lost her official twitter account and is reduced to one crappy sock after another to ‘communicate’ with Ioan and Bianca. No more daily mail articles, no events to attend that would attract press coverage. The only ones paying attention are the family, the pros and us. And we know how much value she places on ‘what the public think’ and ‘legacies’ so losing those mediums must be like losing an arm to her
ETA Mediums or media?
ETA Mediums or media?
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I don’t think she’s lost the account. It’s still there, she just doesn’t activate it.
Yet another thing that never got said by a doctor or happened …
That last tweet smacks me as "I can't give you my kidney Tone the HORRIBLE DESPICIBLE UTTER UTTER NONSENSE doctors won't let me".
She won't use her official twitter now she's *gasp* lost her oh she's so special blue tick (I assume based on the ss that she doesn't have it anymore and so that would make sense with her grand self delusion).
"as hard a wet wipe" 
Well she's not the JobJob bird, that's for sureThe Frumious AliceSnatch?
hahaha oh no now it’s another vagina joke isn’t it
Not so long ago I had a period of reading (auto)biographies of famous rock bands and band members.Can someone please point me to evidence of Ioan Gruffudd and his infamous rock and roll lifestyle 🥱
That's usually a tale of a bunch of heroin and cocaine at the same time, spiced up with a bottle of pills and two bottles of whiskey, then sex with three groupie chicks (who also did the rounds on the whole floor), usually doing more than just basics ... and that's just the roadie speaking. Never mind the level the band was up to.
So no, a few grams of coke and a high end escort is very far for proper rock and roll lifestyle.
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