Why didnt Sand City offer them a Sand car to use while they wait?Unfortunately Portugal do not offer this option, this is due to the fact that it’s an island..
I’ve just seen your post after I posted mine...!!!
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I`m off to see the wizzard the wonderful wizzard of....where are we babe? D`you think he`ll like my beanie?how `bout my motor (scooter) skills?
Dead beat to the rescue!!
The shitheap broke down again????? 
Please tell me we are going to get another...
@thegreencow if you spot any moments that would make excellent gifs tip me the wink and a timestamp and I will gif the tit out of it
Please tell me we are going to get another...@thegreencow if you spot any moments that would make excellent gifs tip me the wink and a timestamp and I will gif the tit out of it
So bottom line is they are stuck in a campsite with no money, no car, and from the looks of things very little food for the 6 of them. So they go to the campsite and beg to vlog the place if they won’t kick them out for non payment. Sorry if this has been mentioned, but who thinks the car problem is either a) the battery, b) the starter, or c) the car has told em to F off and ran away.
theres his hair product sorted thats why hes so excited , all that lovely grease off those spudsWhen Chris tells us at the beginning of the vlog that they were going to a spar, he made it sound as a really exciting thing to do!
Yeah , to get greasy potatoes!!
Haha..."Elegance in the Evening Sun" sounds like a themed evening wear round in a 1970s Miss World contest! I think "Miss Seacroft" is a very lot more of a Miss Bingo Wings at Bognor Butlins kinda gal though.
Oh crap. Now I'm having flashbacks to an old thread and that bloody awful Choco Latte song you all mentioned!
I might nominate it for an Emmy. Comedy gold for sure.It just gets better and better every time I watch it
I needed that laugh tonightThe shitheap broke down again?????
@thegreencow if you spot any moments that would make excellent gifs tip me the wink and a timestamp and I will gif the tit out of it
I’ve been to the sand city place and can confirm it’s literally in the middle of nowhere with duck all around it, minghams would have been pissed at the expensive taxi back to the charva van
Bahahahahaaaa. Spot the Difference competition, Mingham style. Look at his Kardashian-esque arse!
He looks like he's about to bounce on a pogo stick. (Not a euphemism)
Oh to be a fly on the wall of the chavavan or a blue bottle on the scooters. Can you just imagine their explorative’s off camera? ‘Cos if in ain’t vlogged it didn’t happen. The atmosphere and the language must be class even by their standards. Good job they’re the only ones in the camping ’cul de sac’.When they were Scooting off to the Spar for their spicy potatoes i thought "aye up, the other car has gone to duck"Who knew
I see that estrogen Sarah keeps slipping him is paying off.
Did he crap his pants?
My what beautiful orange hair he has.
I'm guessing some editing went on here but I'm unsure of which part as it all seems so believable
“Punctured tyre” we all know Chris just wanted a night by himself in a dingy little B and B with god knows who. I find it extremely odd that ever since a few of us said on here a couple of days ago they have no chemistry and you can tell they hate each other, creepy has since been placing his hand on her shoulder and trying to be “affectionate”. We know you bloody hate each other’s guts, you’re not fooling anyone!
It was with whoever housed big Franks extra large family before they relocated to Queen Seacroft
The irony of this is that she probably has no bleeping clue that there is a city called Lagos in Nigeria. Hell the only places this dipstick knows are Spain, France, Australia, Florida, Lapland and bleeping Forest Holidays locations! (I’m not counting Portugal as she thought it was an ISLAND)
.Makes me feel sick, honestly both their hygiene is extremely questionable. The girls are going to be FERAL by the time they come back to the UK. (If they ever get back you know as the bloody car broke down AGAIN.)
And all i keep hearing is "this is why we can`t have nice things"!!Another car brakes down
I feel sorry for the neighbours as they are not the only ones in that cul de sac now !
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