Ingham Family #115 Sweaty messes, ill-fitting dresses and un-brushed tresses

[poultonlefylde]

More ifam seeing through them

Also Lazy is totally missing eating meat. When she said they don't eat meat, it sounded like she was trying to convince herself, not us

As a vegetarian I really want to see how she manages to cook meals from starch in the chavan
how long until they go back to eating meat?

 

[Curious]

Am I imaging it, or did Sarah say Chris had restless leg syndrome?

Is there anyone with any medical knowledge who can explain what could be behind this?

Brilliant spot @M_stalker

I don't think it's his leg that is restless!

 

[thegreencow]

ARRIVING AT A VERY SPECIAL DESTINATION! + TODDLERS FIRST JACUZZI EXPERIENCE! VANLIFE EUROPE 2020​

Creepy moves the caravan. Footage of driving toward a toll, which Lazy says is busy. She tells us they were up quite early because they want to make their way to the south of France. Lazy is excited to get to the campsite, have the awning set up and have a great week. More tolls and Lazy says she's lost track of what numero they are.

A little while later they arrive at the campsite and Lazy shows their 'massive' pitch. Creepy is lining up the caravan to give the maximum amount of shade. Timelapse of awning going up.

Lazy isn't going to lie; it's a bit warm. They've had a couple of days where it's been nice but not hot with a really nice breeze. Isla comes over to the camera and starts pouting. The blow up awning is going up and Lazy points out Isabelle doing Tiktoks. Creepy is pumping up the new sofa; of which he threw away the instructions. Lazy can't cope with Isla so she calls her over. She rambles something about Jace and Russia. Thankfully Lazy is on standby to translate; Isla walked over to her and asked what she thought Jace would sound like when he first says 'Russia'. Lazy says Isla is a Rountree Random and Isla attempts to say 'Rowntree' but Miss top of the class pronounces it as 'rown-chee'. Considering they eat so many sweets that she has to have two decaying teeth removed, you'd think she'd know how to pronounce one of the most popular sweets on the market.

Sofa is inflated and isla does a '1..2..' before jumping onto it. Lazy and Creepy can't decide how to have it; Lazy wants it against the awning so it doesn't cut off the rest of the awning but Creepy wants it dumped randomly in the middle so it's dumped randomly in the middle. Lazy tells Jace to get off her white sofa with chocolate on his face. She goes to grab some baby wipes. They just have to put the curtains on the windows and put the carpet on the protective covering. Lazy cackles about the shoe storage Creepy has bought because the pockets are tiny and the shoes don't fit so Lazy asks the ifam what they could put in there. It's time to go to the pool.

Creepys camera is filthy so he cleans it. The caravan is set up and the Inghams are now at the pool area. The sun is gorgeous and Creepy is impressed with the campsites but he's going to get in the pool for a swim now. He needs to get the beanie off because he's sweating his butt off. They have the kids' pool all to themselves and Lazy keeps asking Jace 'what's that'. He had the biggest Paddy when they were walking up there and it was so cute. Lazy says it wasn't a paddy, he was just sulking. They did this thig they do where they say goodbye to Jace and turned around to walk off whilst he stood there not giving a shit. According to Lazy it was a proper teenage strop. Pool footage and once again none of the other children on the campsite get any privacy.

Lazy says she is in the hot tub with Jace and then makes a bitchy remark about how it will get people talking but it isn't a hot tub because it's the same temperature as the pool. Creepy says it isn't the hot tub and they're not putting Jace in one for anyone wondering. Lazy says they will call the vlog 'Baby in hot tub for first time' and Creepy says ok.

Footage of the beige pasta and meatballs dinner. I read that one of the side effects of going vegetarian is having lots of gas It will be very smelly in that caravan; I hope they packed the air wick.

It's after dinner and the girls are washing up Creepy says the girls have it down when it comes to camping washing up. Isabelle says that last time they weren't so into it but Isabelle is really into it now and offers to do the washing up. Creepy tells her 'it's a good thing babe, you take after me.' It's time for him to end the vlog because they're going back to the caravan to take an early night. He says early but doesn't know what time it is. Isabelle thinks it's half 9. Creepy has been to the shop to get water The onsite shop is amazing and there's some live music being played but the Inghams can't hear it from their caravan because it's too far away. Creepy tells us they have such an amazing week planned (moment of hesitation) with stuff planned onsite and stuff planned far out from there. A ton of stuff is happening. Ok Creepy, you keep telling yourself that but Greencow knows you're talking out of your arse. In the next shot Creepy tells us a couple walked around the corner and didn't look impressed that he was talking to a camera; they looked at him like he had an alien on his shoulder. Creepy tried to say hi to them.

End of vlog

 

[Glennie]

Yep thought exactly the same about the sofa!! Why would you have it facing against the view and turning it would give them more space..

Maybe he doesn’t want lazy to see what he’s up too when his is supposed to be editing. If the sofa was against the caravan she could look thru the window and see

 

[SarahGard83]

Why would you send your child to a public changing room in the midst of a global pandemic anyway? I'm sorry but they've no hygiene at all.

 

[Elle34]

I feel sick this awfull inghams this is low this is just awful leaving nothing to imagine
Izzy your parents are sick and have exploited you make up inghams this is wrong !!!!!

 

[GiggleBee]

Joel from DadVgirls did a insta story how he is skating for the first time in 20 years. So I sent him this

 

[Jem1975]

 

[Cocopops12]

I’m just on Alibaba for something unrelated and had a quick look at blankets..... She is literally paying $3 and then selling them for £31.99. She is literally making £30 per blanket. Who is being stupid enough to buy these?

Also the self designed car seat blanket (selling for £30) $4

Oh and the £15 notebooks......

 

[WhittlingIhopMonkey]

Wouldn't be surprised if that thunderstorm wasn't from the thunderstorm in Scotland and they used the sound again

That thunderstorm story is mortifying.

The piss poor pretend soundtrack over a black screen.

And then they mysteriously post the date of August 2nd (who else is that for if not to use to try to make a claim to the insurance or try to claim their money back from the caravan sellers after they have driven this one into the ground)

Followed by a cut to Isabelle standing on earth so dry that the grass it licherally scorched brown!

It's just such a bad lie I'm morto for them.

These vlogs are appalling - day 1&2 was a close up of Sarah describing, amongst other boring details, the unevenness of their caravan pitch. Day 3 is a trip to the pizzeria, a fake aircon story and 10 minutes on toll gatea.

Do these dopes have licherally no agriculture?

 

[Charmball]

Wow, instead of being a catty bitch, maybe she could use the time to upload the vlog on time.

Stooping to real lows when you’re naming someone’s kids.

 

[Refracton]

Seriously! I despair

So the ifam think Izzy doesn’t need her GCSEs. Wow!

 

[LifeWithoutCoffee]

So after their Scotland jaunt they have gone from being drowned rats to sweaty twats!

 

[Charmball]

They’re going to get caught in a French lockdown, aren’t they?

 

[AutumnGhost]

The state of her

 

[thegreencow]

I got up at various points last night to screenshot the views because I wanted to try and pinpoint when they rose. No rise between 21:40 and 22:30. 15k rise between 22:30 and 12:20am. A 20k rise between 12:20am and 1:30am. There was another mysterious 30k rise between 1:30am and 3:40am but mysteriously no rise between 3:40am and 4:25am. Anyway I will post the screenshots below and everyone can have a look for themselves.

 

[Amandacatlover]

Why does Sarah keep saying “numero” at the tolls and in general that’s fecking Italian NOT french! Twat

 

[thegreencow]

So I think it went like this:
Views begin to dip so Lazy and Creepy decide to start for another baby to bring them back up again
Lazy struggles to conceive so asks the GP for advice
GP tells her to lose weight
Lazy thinks that taking up 'hiking' will be a quick fix
'Hiking' for three days doesn't work (because it takes a while for the fat cells to burst)
Lazy googles ways to lose weight and sees vegetarianism as the easiest option

 

[Sunshineandshadows]

EURO ROAD TRIP BINGO 2020 EDITION
VLOG TITLE - EMBARRASING POOL CHANGING ROOM INCIDENT! VANLIFE EUROPE 2020

General
- A vlog that is uploaded later than 5pm
- Thumbnail containing Isabelle
- 3+ exclamation marks in the vlog title
- Obvious clickbait in the title that certainly isn't 'GoOd AdVeRtIsInG'
- Drone shots of any kind (excluding intro)
- Any music in the background during a montage that would make it onto the Now Thats What I Call Funeral Hits Album.
- 4 or more ads in the video (bc they really need that cash money)

Words/Phrases
- Sarah screeching 'GOOOOOOD MORNING IFAM'
- Chris saying 'Yoooo wassup Ifam'
- The phrase 'Van life' being thrown around
- Anyone talking about the weather
- A mention of them now being 'VeGeTaRiAn' (although we all know this isn't true)
- Sarah calls Chris 'Babe' or vice versa
- Isla says something no one can understand
- Any mention from Sarah about 'HomeSchooling on the go' or an 'educational activity'
- The phrases 'making memories' or 'chasing dreams' are mentioned
- The well known words 'CLEVER BOYYYY' are screeched at Jace
- Chris/Sarah complaining about how long it took to drive somewhere with the chavavan.
- Sarah mispronounces a word
- Any of the girls mention Twilight or Harry Potter
- A complaint about Wifi/Uploading the Vlog
- Any poor attempt at French

Appearance
- Chris wearing his beanie
- Chris wearing either an Adidas tracksuit top or a tye-dye tshirt
- Isabelle is wearing her bucket hat
- Anyone wearing Fila dinosaur stompers
- The jewelled/sparkly/diamente masks make an appearence
- Sarah touches/readjusts her fringe/hair

Other
- Chris does that weird Wallace and grommit hand thing
- Jace screaming/crying/moaning every 5 seconds
- A clip of Jace eating food to shut him up
- A trip to a supermarket e.g. Lidl/Aldi etc
- Esme pulling a weird face for the camera
- Isabelle/Esme/Isla shown babysitting Jace
- Isabelle/Esme/Isla making a Tik Tok or doing tik Tok dances
- Soggy Sandwiches, crisps, or other food that just does not look appealing
- Chris cleaning something


(This is the template ill be using now on, pls let me know if theres anything obvious ive missed from the list )

 

[Fluff n stuff]

Why are they having just a margarita for their pizza? They could of had a load of veggies on top? It wouldn’t balance out all the cheese carbs and grease, but it would of been a start!

They’re a vegetarian family who NEVER eats vegetables
Carbatarians is more suited to them