6 YEAR OLD DOES AN INSANE VERTICAL DROP SLIDE!
19 minites so you don't have to
Opens with Sarah talking jack she is off to see her friend she make s a big do of yacking on about Esme wearing a crop top. Esme tells her to
duck off - ok she just asks whey she got hers from and Sarah is obliged to explain it was meant for dance class its genuinely funny and clearly not expected
They are off to look at pumpkins that's pumpkins they can be pretty and amazing too
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Then it cuts to Chris saying they are at a place and Issy cuts in they all seem happy
Then there is a shot of a meerkat tunnel race
No doubt this is deliberately included to wind up all the animal lovers out there.*
Then they see some piglets Sarah is probably thinking Bacon Butties It smells badly
Next its the title thing and the girls are doing vertical slides then its off to get a pumpkin if you didn't think pumpkins could be described as cute n...i...c...e then you ain't listened to fruitloop.
You can get to carve a pumpkin. Sarah is in the pumpkin carving Kent you have to mark on the face what you want then they carve it for you. Sarah makes some helpful suggestions such as star eyes cold sores that kind of thing
Lots of people are caught in the shots and FWIW all the kids seem happy. Chris provides breakneck commentary but its more aimed at the viewers than the family
Then its a nice shot of Issy holding a baby it's simply a nice genuine thing to me
Then they are in the indoor play and Chris is having great fun its like he hasn't grown up
its a big slide down as can be seen in the pic
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They do this 3 times
Then they are heading back from the farm place and as I mentioned ages ago that cars engine isn't sounding right its way too low and rumbling
Then they are home and its CANNON HALL FARM PUMPKIN FACTORY they went to
Funnily enough the other place they went to is one we will know to avoid
They are going to have some of the nice cakes they bought and it looks like I will have to readjust my calorie counter for xmas thing
Anyway its bedtime now and Sarah is thanking you for al the lovely comments and makes a great play on people saying they feel bad for not doing enough for their children. I suspect Sarah may have miss read those comments slightly
And they are packing tomorrow
Sarah has obviously been reading up as she states that being a parent is hard but we all do our best to bring our children up in the best way possible. I can't tell you how touched I am brought a tear to my eye it really did. Sometimes its easy to get on with the chores of life and its not all about the big expensive days out and holidays that cost lots of money
I cant work out wether she's taking the piss / is actually pissed and talking shite/ OR has been helping herself to fruitloops medication any way its highly amusing
Sometimes its just about spending the afternoon together.
Anyway its a long monologuie and IMHO is genuinely funny to listen to its from 16 mutes in to 18.25
Then the vlog ends
* This is not a serious comment