Oi, Excuse me,
I got myself the new iPhone lately, didn’t you see Chris bought it for me?!
#not #a #spon #begging #for #a #spon
it was the week the new iPhone was released but we can’t afford that now Chris got caught dropping that towel. ? so he bought me the last iPhone and click baited it as the “new” one just to get those views up.
We also needed to bin one of his phones and a laptop, and the used hair dye boxes, but that’s not connected. No reason why we dumped the phone, they were just.... gone off ?
My new iPhone #PleaseSpon comes with auto correct which means I’ve eventually learned how to spell literally.
Like literally, I didn’t know there was two LL’s until I got my new #NOTSPON phone set up.
so if you have a problem with my vocabubobulary then leave a comment down below telling me what your favorite number is.
Or what your mums first pet was called.
Or why you like Tuesdays.
My new book will be coming out super, super soon. It’s being realised on the “but one get one free” deal with
*They see me trollin’... a guide to Twitter”.
S. Dixion and friends
Love you all so so much
Gooooooodnight. Mwah ?