IAmSarahJay #11 Mumchausens-by-Doxxy

[byefeliciax]

She’s absolutely gearing up for another crowdfund.

I don’t understand how the kid has managed to ‘break’ a school bag? They were brand new in October 2023 (allegedly - although I did suspect at the time that the order date had been covered because she was regurgitating old receipts to placate donors).

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Note how £35 of essentials for her kids is “crippling” but a £42 cozzie and a £12 bottle of after sun for herself is standard.

One of my kids got a decent school bag in Y6. It lasted through until the end of Y10 when I was like, fair play, it looks a bit tatty now, it’s done its time, let’s get a fresh one for Y11 through sixth form. However, it was/is still a perfectly functional bag. 5 years this bag served my kid. Japanese school kids keep the same randoseru for 6 years. 7 months that bag has lasted her ungrateful son. That’s called “not teaching your child to respect what they have” and opting for a label over quality.

 

[markcorriganscrisps]

I had an Adidas bag back in 1902 that was still in one piece about ten or so years after a couple of years' use at school. RIP my bag, which was robbed when we were broken into 🥹 I hope the ratbags enjoyed their bounty of 90's NME clippings of Damon Albarn.

 

[L3moning]

I had the same bag throughout multiple spells at uni between about 2005 and 2011. I've mentioned it before because of the random shite I used to write all over it with Sharpies

 

[BeardyBap]

Hinges on relatively new laptops don’t just break. That kid has 100% been carrying round an open laptop by its screen and she’s never been arsed to stop him and ask that he respects his expensive tech.

Another self-made issue by SJG.

It wasn’t expensive, though. Laptops are free.
Kind hearted but duped follow-back socialists pay for them.

A straight up admission she's trying to pathologise him for more money. Get a job babes. Although the last time she heard that she threw such a tanty she vommed on herself. View attachment 2984402

Her benefits aren’t enough to live on. But a few hours ago she was planning savings…

and ok it’s a joke, but she’s talking about a personalised car reg here:

 

[DameCarlotta]

I honestly don’t know how they are always needing new stuff?

My sons bag has lasted 8years (he still uses it for work now he’s left school)

I’ve had chargers last years and years and I don’t buy fancy ones, just Amazon basics

A laptop hinge? What on earth do they do to their stuff, genuine question!? Son’s laptop is 12 years old (I’m shocked it’s that old tbh now I’ve worked it out!) and looks good as new!

Where is Sarah getting this sub standard stuff from!?

 

[Foxvint]

If a kid breaks or loses the more expensive bag they should get a replacement no name bag. That's teaching responsibility and consequences of behaviour. Mad how she thinks them not having branded clobber is borderline abusive but them raising themselves while she naps and frantically refreshes twitter is OK.

 

[Hold my beans]

No doubt those older blokes in her 'likes' are sending her cash every time she posts some sob story and they probably get a leg photo in return

 

[L3moning]

No doubt those older blokes in her 'likes' are sending her cash every time she posts some sob story and they probably get a leg photo in return

I'm sure someone would pay for pictures of her dodgy ankle!

 

[nothanksbabes]

Disingenuous faux empathy from someone who publicly mocked a woman over her brothers suicide.

She is utterly vapid.

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

Sarah, I'm going to let you into a secret:

You're an adult and you can go to bed when you want to.

 

[byefeliciax]

How does someone lose potatoes? They’re probably just chilling with the missing screwdrivers and her butch cockney babe.

 

[BeardyBap]

Sarah, I'm going to let you into a secret:

You're an adult and you can go to bed when you want to.

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Not when it’s 11pm on a Sunday night and the school uniforms are in the washing machine.

 

[Hold my beans]

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How does someone lose potatoes? They’re probably just chilling with the missing screwdrivers and her butch cockney babe.

It will have been the lads' fault when she realised at 21:45 that the potatoes had disappeared

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

Not when it’s 11pm on a Sunday night and the school uniforms are in the washing machine.

And she was only doing tea at 21:45.

How is it possible that a woman of 47 is so bad at this? 29 years of being an adult and she still lives like I did when I was a student. She's setting her children up for a lifetime of terrible habits.

"Man hands on misery to man", indeed.

 

[BeardyBap]

It will have been the lads' fault when she realised at 21:45 that the potatoes had disappeared

No one in that household is peeling and boiling a spud on the hotplate either. My money’s on a bag of frozen wedges. Wonder if she’s defrosted the chip freezer yet, she hasn’t mentioned it…
I bet she used to leave homework due on Monday until last thing on a Sunday night too “when young”. No wonder she got booted off her Masters for falling behind.

 

[Wooh]

Fatigued and about to put the heating on at 930pm

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...Time passes, spent staring at her phone and retweeting stuff about Gaza (including graphic images without content warnings, so take care if you need to).

Our poor fatigued poverty princess is finally in bed at quarter past midnight:

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Sarah, half past nine is a perfectly respectable time to start getting ready for bed. You'd be in bed by 10pm and you wouldn't need to put the heating on in June.

Let me see, what was the weather in Canterbury yesterday? Unexpectedly arctic? A record low temperature for the time of year? Um, no.

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Do you know what's great (for those lucky enough to not be ill or actually disabled) for raising energy levels and feeling warm?

Housework.

It'd be nice to see a redemption arc for this woman.

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

It'd be nice to see a redemption arc for this woman.

It totally would. But she's not going to post her progress on things she's working on on twitter, apparently, which is a real shame because I'd be really happy to celebrate her successes.

 

[shugabug23]

Morning Sare!

Vlad’s got a message for ya!

 

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

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How does someone lose potatoes? They’re probably just chilling with the missing screwdrivers and her butch cockney babe.

And why does she need to buy more sausages, she's already got them?!

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

And why does she need to buy more sausages, she's already got them?!

Do they have to be eaten quickly after they've been defrosted?

Do sausage sandwiches for breakfast, Sarah.