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  1. Jelly Bean

    IamSarahJay #23 Sleepless in T-attle

    Thanks to @Cakeplease77 and @byefeliciax for the brilliant thread title suggestion and nomination. I know she toddled off up to Westminster to try to get rid of Tattle but we're still here.
  2. TrolleyParton

    IAmSarahJay #22 Intelligence of a snail and all the class of a trip to cash converters

    New thread title from Sarah herself, spotted in the wild by @Cakeplease77 and nominated by @Cat Face. Congratulations, you both win a pair of wedge-heeled Ugg boots and some frilly-sleeved blouses from Asda, styled by Sazza herself who has excellent taste after repeating an art A-level thrice...
  3. Hold my beans

    IAmSarahJay #21 The Night Grifter

    I'll let you other trolls recap The Night Grifter's current goings on because I'm busy 😂 Last thread: https://tattle.life/threads/iamsarahjay-20-oversharah-jane.50703/page-56#post-23416655
  4. Hold my beans

    IAmSarahJay #20 Oversharah-Jane

    New thread title goes to our @byefeliciax, nominated by myself! 🥳 Hooray, hooray, it's a caravan holiday! Sazza's locked down as she's far too busy ordering the kids what to pack so she can blame them when things are left in the hallway of doom at CFT
  5. Hold my beans

    IAmSarahJay #19 I won't have mu fanily upset by aholes

    Congratulations Sarah on another thread title 😂 Someone clever can do a recap
  6. Hold my beans

    IAmSarahJay #18 Temu Carole Baskin

    Congratulations @griftalo, you win a year's subscription to Slinming World. Someone else can do a recap 😂
  7. Hold my beans

    IAmSarahJay #17 #peanurs

    New thread for Sazza. Went with #peanurs because it's just too funny (and I was struggling to find nominated thread titles)
  8. F

    IAmSarahJay #16 At the risk of sounding thick

    Thread title from Big Saz herself. She's back with a bang on Bluesky. She's studying again which involves lots of bed rest in a pissy duvet. She got a cat and was shocked to find spaying is a costly procedure from a professional rather than something done in a corner shop with a rusty spoon...
  9. Jelly Bean

    IamSarahjay #15 You've sung more goodbyes and goodnights than the Von Trapp children

    Thanks to @byefeliciax and @Foxvint for the extremely appropriate thread title suggestion! Yes sad news Sarah watchers. This will probably be our last thread as Sarah has big plans for her future which include coming off twitter. Well not quite as now in a slight change of plan she is setting up...
  10. TrolleyParton

    IamSarahJay #14 I cannot quite decipher your last sentence

    Title by a squig, nominated by @markcorriganscrisps Sarah is threatening to flounce of Twitter again due to all the threads here on Tattle that she has to go out of her way to read trolling. We have had a general election but she appears to still be unaware that the Tories have now indeed been...
  11. Jelly Bean

    IamSarahJay #13 Oh dear I am below average

    Thanks to @SleevelessSlopSlinger for thread title suggestion - from Sarah's own words. Round up of last thread She's still doing mu reports for the police. She's been moving mattresses around in the night. She's on a diet which seems to involve curry sauce and chicken dippers. She does...
  12. Witchfinder Sargeant

    IAmSarahJay #12 About as socialist as Nick Griffin

    Thread title from a squig, nominated by @Squeaky Beans, congratulations, you win a jar of those weird frankfurter sausages, delivered to you in an Uber for £12. It's taken her about a fortnight to fill out some forms (unspecified), she's still got the worst sleep pattern of any grown adult I've...
  13. VeniVidiVicki

    IAmSarahJay #11 Mumchausens-by-Doxxy

    Thread title a build on a typo by @BlendedSlop from BA (Hons) English graduate herself, SarahJay. Congratulations! You win a day trip by bus to Folkestone Last thread Sarah carried on tweeting and tweeting and tweeting into the void. She centred herself in the tragic death of a young woman as...
  14. Witchfinder Sargeant

    IamSarahJay #10 less sentient than the sole of my shoe

    Thread title by @VeniVidiVicki nominated by @byefeliciax, congratulations you both win an ugly and expensive swimming costume that you wouldn't have needed to buy if you weren't a chaotically disorganised goblin. She's still making no attempt to fix her sleep patterns. She's nearly finished...
  15. VeniVidiVicki

    IAmSarahJay #9 All this time been breathing on my own like a sucker

    Thread title courtesy of Homer Simpson nominated by @Foxvint You win a meal kit close to its expiry date. The last thread was an exercise in general unpleasantness, procrastination and prevarication. She got prescribed some iron tablets and it took her about a week to pick them up. She still...
  16. Witchfinder Sargeant

    I am Sarahjayjay #8 She has the self-awareness of leftover bolognese

    Thread title by @byefeliciax, nominated by @L3moning, congratulations, you both win a trolley full of beige food from the Aldi you're not banned from. Sarah is trying to set herself up as some sort of budget influencer, by begging people to reply to her threads with budget tips and recipes. She...
  17. Jelly Bean

    I am Sarahjayjay #7 A murky moral vacuum

    Thanks to @Sensible Susan and @L3moning for thread title suggestion. Hard to summarise the last thread: Sarah has locked and unlocked, deleted and undeleted her twitterx numerous times. She apparently has a butch Cockney boyfriend who will turn up on people's doorsteps. She is undergoing...
  18. Witchfinder Sargeant

    IamSarahjajyjay #5 You can lead a horse to water… but it’ll only ask you to buy it coffees.

    Thread title by @byefeliciax nominated by @ForgettyBetty, congratulations you both win a return taxi trip to your nearest ASDA. Our Sarah still spends more time locking and unlocking her account than that guy with the keys at the Tower of London. She takes taxis everywhere, she doesn't plan...
  19. Jelly Bean

    IamSarahjajyjay #4 Half Celt, full melt. Still washing blazers at night.

    Thanks to @Livia Fantasy and @Squeaky Beans for thread title suggestion and nomination. Sarah had locked her account for a while but has unlocked it for a Christmas grift ❄ to reach out to her many twitter friends as her teenage children apparently need 'sweeties'. She's still desperate for...
  20. houseofhoop

    IamSarahJJay #3 The Secret Age Situatok is Out of Control

    Thread title by @StewPots , congratulations you win a shoe of hands. As you were.
  21. Wooh

    IamSarahJJay #2 Human griftapede

    And verily, the Phoenix Grifter arose, amongst the hilarity and the beautiful meeting of new and old Tattlers. It was as MI5 hoped: hilarious and effective. Hamas/Hummus/ Zionist/Zionost: all the same to yio and mu
  22. LaLa247

    IamSarahJjay

    Following on from discussion in the wolfnsunflowers thread about IamSarahJjay on twitter. Seems she’s had some trouble in aldi and might be after some donations (I’m not sure though, she’s barely mentioned it) I’ve actually only discovered her today but seems like there is already a lot to...