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Good Lord!
Most people who are feeling a chill in JUNE get under a blanket, add a hot water bottle.
Not Sarah, she’s putting the heating on!

Much poverty!

Ive mentioned before how I’m really surprised I’ve never heard her particularly complain about the cost of fuel for homes. She often whacks the heating on.
She only seems to complain about the price of taxis, takeaway/Costa and replacement beds
 
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Good Lord!
Most people who are feeling a chill in JUNE get under a blanket, add a hot water bottle.
Not Sarah, she’s putting the heating on!

Much poverty!

Ive mentioned before how I’m really surprised I’ve never heard her particularly complain about the cost of fuel for homes. She often whacks the heating on.
She only seems to complain about the price of taxis, takeaway/Costa and replacement beds
Maybe she’s got her supply rigged up to next door
 
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I bet she just doesn’t pay her bill. There will be a grift at some point to cover her thousands of arrears. She’ll be telling mu followers it’s all Tattle’s fault that she had to run her heating full blast through summer, coffees are £5.
 
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I knew someone like this -heating on all year round, then down to the foodbank crying for fuel vouchers every month. Used up everyone's time and goodwill for "favours", scammed and ran up debts including hmrc and a loan in her parents name then flit again. Never saw anything wrong with it. I wish I could say she got her comeuppance but afaik she's still got a new "friend" or two that she hasn't wrung out yet.
 
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Nothing about that pool screams ‘poor’ to me. But then, I don’t associate premium broadband packages and streaming services on tap, chauffeur-driven supermarket trips multiple times a week, and summertime central heating with “poverty” either.

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Why has she got this obsession with swimming? She never goes, never sends the twins to a swimming club. Can't even pack her own suit. Where does this water nymph persona come from?
 
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Fatigued and about to put the heating on at 930pm

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...Time passes, spent staring at her phone and retweeting stuff about Gaza (including graphic images without content warnings, so take care if you need to).

Our poor fatigued poverty princess is finally in bed at quarter past midnight:

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Sarah, half past nine is a perfectly respectable time to start getting ready for bed. You'd be in bed by 10pm and you wouldn't need to put the heating on in June.

Let me see, what was the weather in Canterbury yesterday? Unexpectedly arctic? A record low temperature for the time of year? Um, no.

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It all comes down to her feeling a need to constantly tweet every hour of the day.
 
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It all comes down to her feeling a need to constantly tweet every hour of the day.
While also not worrying about the gas bill/the environment/the kids getting too hot and unable to sleep.

WTF puts the heating on in June? A relative of mine is largely immobile and has very poor temperature regulation, and wouldn't dream of putting the heating on in June. Blankets, cardigans, going to bed under the duvet all seem like better options.
 
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It would be curious, would it not, to have a friend 'who normally votes Tory' when your entire dull shtick is GTTO Fack The Tories. Well it would if the friend was real.

Her TL is a mess. I really hate that genre of 'the tories don't want you to see this/are threatening legal action if anyone shares this.' No they fuckin aren't. Grow up. It's mad how she thinks she thinks she's such a radical socialist when she's such a solid centrist.
 
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It would be curious, would it not, to have a friend 'who normally votes Tory' when your entire dull shtick is GTTO Fack The Tories. Well it would if the friend was real.

Her TL is a mess. I really hate that genre of 'the tories don't want you to see this/are threatening legal action if anyone shares this.' No they fuckin aren't. Grow up. It's mad how she thinks she thinks she's such a radical socialist when she's such a solid centrist.
Jesus, she’s made Big Butchie Camp As Christmas Cockney Babe a Tory? There’s going to be airborne crockery come Election night…
 
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Sarah ‘F*ck you you Tory prick’ Goodwin, fishwife of the century, more abrasive than a Brillo pad, maintained a friendship with someone who votes Conservative?

Give over. She can’t even tolerate Tories on the internet.
 
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🚨🚨🚨HOLD THE FRONT PAGES🚨🚨🚨

Lads is it possible she’s already been and done an Iceland shop.. this early.. on a Sunday?! 😮 Wonders will never cease!
 

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Sarah ‘F*ck you you Tory prick’ Goodwin, fishwife of the century, more abrasive than a Brillo pad, maintained a friendship with someone who votes Conservative?

Give over. She can’t even tolerate Tories on the internet.
I'll just leave this here as a handy visual on what happens when you don't keep track of your own lies.
 

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Just been looking at her dispute with Amazon last August. She bought a shopping voucher on credit, Amazon locked her account, she cancelled the transaction, chaos ensued.
She literally demands to speak to a manager straight out of the gate. Compensation, crowdfunding, virtual finger-wagging… it’s got it all.
Those poor CS reps have to respond every time she tweets “Amazon” 😖
(Reader, she did not “cancel Prime”).
 

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Just been looking at her dispute with Amazon last August. She bought a shopping voucher on credit, Amazon locked her account, she cancelled the transaction, chaos ensued.
She literally demands to speak to a manager straight out of the gate. Compensation, crowdfunding, virtual finger-wagging… it’s got it all.
Those poor CS reps have to respond every time she tweets “Amazon” 😖
(Reader, she did not “cancel Prime”).
It's completely irrelevant (note spelling) that she's a mum of twins on UC. So fuckin what? That doesn't change their process or push you to the front of a customer service queue.

Sarah you're not and never have been a tax payer so sit down you bong eyed useless twit. You don't get to bristle over the use of tax money when so much of it goes on keeping your fat arse alive to spread your poison another day.
 

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She has something of a point, in a sense, that it shouldn't take that long to sort something like that, but she also shouldn't be doing it via tweeting constantly, email them and keep a record of everything. And yes, threaten to go to court if necessary, but don't do that publicly on twitter either.
 
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