Yes, that's kind of what I was alluding to a while ago.
She always hides her feet in her leg photos, I reckon she saves her trotters for the DM weirdos.
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She always hides her feet in her leg photos, I reckon she saves her trotters for the DM weirdos.
Sarah, you’re right to err on the side of caution with food safety but you’re costing yourself a lot of money. Defrosted meat products certainly shouldn’t go back in the freezer, but they can be kept in the fridge or be cooked then chilled. I can recommend Level 1 Food Hygiene & Safety courses found online for around £10; from what you’ve said there have been times when you’ve dumped food worth more than that each week. There are free courses too which may well be just as useful.
You were up since 7am tweeting and retweeting in the ether… maybe if you concentrated on the boys instead it wouldn’t be so much of a hardship to ‘assist’ two tweens out the door!
And a nap at 8.55am?! Holy Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey!!!!!
And a nap at 8.55am?! Holy Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey!!!!!
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Exactly, if you're desperate for dinner at 9.45 on a Sunday just have a sausage sandwich or just cook them and reheat them tomorrow!
If you have a tin of oxtail soup, I'll give you my absolute god level comfort food fave recipe for free - soften some big chunks of onion (like the shape you get in a chinese curry), fry sausages, shove all in a casserole dish, pour over can of oxtail STICK IN FRIDGE UNTIL TOMORROW then when you have potatoes mash them and put on top and cook for 30 mins. Serve with crusty bread and enjoy the nicest bowl of stodge you will ever eat!
Cook the sausages- then they'll keep in the fridge another 3 days. So go shopping for Whoosh your spuds or pasta and the whole dinner will take a few minutes to prepare. It's a win.
Also, maybe, repair the bag handle, it's not as if she has anything else to do all day.
Also, maybe, repair the bag handle, it's not as if she has anything else to do all day.
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What's next I wonder
When she says lost this morning, does she mean that after spending breakfast time listening to Matilda and preparing for her nap she sent him off to school without it and has just found out? Or had to give him last minute cash? Is it perhaps in the broken bag that he's not using now? Etc etc
How has she been a mum for 20-odd years and still not learned to have everything ready before 8am Monday?
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Also, leave the kidneys and just sell her brain instead, it's bnib
How has she been a mum for 20-odd years and still not learned to have everything ready before 8am Monday?
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Also, leave the kidneys and just sell her brain instead, it's bnib
Another beg is definitely coming, or these are begs for the inbox pigs. She’s so bad with money, it’s actually so funny? Sometimes I look at her Twitter and laugh out loud, thicko she is.
ETA: “roll on the six weeks” has had me cracking up. She doesn’t do anything. What the duck are the six weeks a break from? Sitting on her lazy fat arse in taxis or tweeting into the void and ignoring her kids?
ETA: “roll on the six weeks” has had me cracking up. She doesn’t do anything. What the duck are the six weeks a break from? Sitting on her lazy fat arse in taxis or tweeting into the void and ignoring her kids?
How far away is school? Can’t they walk?
These are the bus passes she didn’t bother applying for until January, even though they’re valid from September. That laziness cost her £500 which she presumably also didn’t have
No, they cannot walk because blah special mermaid losing their voice blah. Also, Sarah's input as a parent has me astonished they can even breathe, which is an awful joke about clean house, whooping cough and wet blazers.
Make him walk. He won't do it again then. It's summer, it's light, do him good. Unless ofc it doesn't matter cos she expects some knicker sniffer to cover it.
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It never fails to shock me how gleeful she is to share the details of her being an absolutely awful parent to mu followers. Does she think showing off about how much spit and swallow break makes her look good? As discussed last night absolutely behavioural. My eldest had some money off of us and family and got a MacBook, and although she is usually the “breaker” this laptop is treated like it was the baby Jesus himself (CONFIRMED ADHD as well).
I also can’t believe people are stupid enough to buy her coffees with the amount of money she wastes, and again, gleefully tweets about it.
“Roll on the six weeks”. Christ on a bike! They’ve only been back at school one week after half term and she’s already begging for a break from *checks notes* waking her kids up for school and nagging them out the door.
She’s too lazy to do anything with them in the holidays anyway. Six weeks of them sitting on screens while she screams into the void on Twitter and obsesses over us. They are better off at school.
This. Logical consequence.
Telling him that the consequence of his carelessness is that he will need to get up earlier and leave the house sooner to walk to school until the bus pass can be replaced will help his brain to wire itself to remember the significance of looking after his bus pass.
I was a latch key kid. I left my house key at home one day, and the consequence was that I had to sit in the cold and rain for two hours until I could be let in. Every morning after that I patted my zip up blazer pocket to check for my keys.
My kid didn’t put their PE kit in their locker and left it kicking around at school. A brand new £40 PE top and brand new trainers got pinched. I told my kid that we all make mistakes but we are accountable for putting them right; I would help replace the trainers, but they were replacing the £40 top out of their own savings as a consequence to their carelessness. Got them to put their own card details into the online order form and everything. Didn’t happen again, funnily enough!
Fixing all their problems doesn’t help them find solutions for themselves in the longer term. They’ll become useless adults just like her.
It’s quite clear from her tweets that none of them appreciate the value of money because she doesn’t. Great way to raise humans to contribute to the “socialist” society you want.
Is there some reason she can't search the hall herself? It could be at school or the bus depot?
If she finds it she could put his mind at rest and not have to worry about £40.
If she finds it she could put his mind at rest and not have to worry about £40.
I imagine there will be one activity - possibly to the seaside. This will necessitate a week of tweeting and retweeting about it beforehand. Fretting about having to purchase things and transport. Then on the day she will have 'napped' and there will be a disaster blamed on the children requiring an expensive last minute purchase.
Then she'll need a week of late nights and day sleeping to get over it.
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