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Haha. Paying for two halfassed shows on Twitch a week, with zero effort or production values, probably a lazy 'watchalong' of Paddington Green or Rentaghost as well as access to all the disposable, worthless dross that nobody with a right mind would want to ever listen to.Alternatively, print transcript of TLNA and use as toilet roll...
Oh are they shacked up together now? Least surprising news ever. My partner accompanied me to one of their live gigs and he said to me "They've definitely shagged. They have that familiarity with each other, with their body language". I couldn't help but agree with him tbh but I don't know obviously if he was actually correct. This was before the announcement of her marriage split. I wish them good luck because I think they'll need it.Wonder how many of the TLNA incels secretly resent Kaffbo now?
Now that Kaffbo's shacked up with Eyan.
Two types of TLNA incels:
1. The males who fancy Kaffbo, but their hopes of ever getting off with Kaffbo are well and truly zero now. But they can't resent Eyan for getting off with Kaffbo, because he's their leader.
2. The females who resent Kaffbo because she's got Eyan all to her self. Dashing their dreams of having a relationship with Eyan.
They've been threatening to stop doing it at the start of every month since the Patreon began. They're always "getting close" to the secret number they've decided they'll call it a day at. If you up your pledge because you believe them at this point, you're a bleeping idiot.
He used to say that a Patreon monthly sub was cheaper than a premium coffee.Haha. Paying for two halfassed shows on Twitch a week, with zero effort or production values, probably a lazy 'watchalong' of Paddington Green or Rentaghost as well as access to all the disposable, worthless dross that nobody with a right mind would want to ever listen to.
Patreon numbers have fallen once again and despite the threats of axing it altogether its easy money for little work and Kaffbo needs every penny she can get right now.
Not the casting couch, then.[/QUOTE]The Counselling Couch.
The patreon has never got much above 560.Haha. Paying for two halfassed shows on Twitch a week, with zero effort or production values, probably a lazy 'watchalong' of Paddington Green or Rentaghost as well as access to all the disposable, worthless dross that nobody with a right mind would want to ever listen to.
Patreon numbers have fallen once again and despite the threats of axing it altogether its easy money for little work and Kaffbo needs every penny she can get right now.
No doubt WOTT will be first on the couch...What's On The Couch...The Counselling Couch.
He's long overdue a mental health assessment. That one. And no mistake.No doubt WOTT will be first on the couch...What's On The Couch...
So very true.The difference between Helena and Kaffbo is like the difference between a steak and a cheap McDonalds burger
If Kaffbo was referring to her job being the Clinton Baptiste side kick coming to an end, I couldn't be happier she's lost that. Every episode since Kaffbo joined has been depressingly bad. They get worse every week. It's dire.Oh dear, poor Kaffbo. Sounds like her new job didn't work out. OnlyFans seems to be very popular these days. I can imagine the usual paying sycophants paying for a chat or a saucy pic.
Perhaps moving in with Eyan will be the next disastrous chapter in her life in order to reduce outgoings . With his addictions, quirks, emotional breakdowns out outpourings I'd struggle to think of someone more difficult to live with.
Still least she won't roll in late like she used to do for their little twitch underthestairs streams.
Very funny! LOLs!
He was on here a few months ago telling people they are not interesting/funny...It's like he is trying to convince himself that he's something better than most people. Who joins a forum about themselves anyways...?I bet Eyan is seething with rage that Amir Khan is in the I'm a celeb all stars series and he isn't. He's said before he made him interesting and he's really dull LOL
Welcome SupermarketSweep, great to have you on board.I just wanted to say that I’ve been lurking for a while - some of your posts are truly hilarious! I’ve been listening to Iain on and off since 2005 when he did the afternoon show on LBC. I kind of dropped off after absolute and picked up again on TLNA. After that I kind of dropped off - the vibe of the show changed from being off the wall, tongue in cheek, totally absurd fun to something that took itself far too seriously and attracted sycophantic, arrogant, mentally disturbed regulars who fed into a narcissistic echo chamber that the show seemed exist in. I don’t want to say much more because it would predominantly be disparaging - but, listening to JackFM, it is very interesting and not really surprising how things have panned out.
who used to phone in.mentally disturbed regulars
Brilliant mate!Helena this Helena that.
God!
If you love so much why don't you marry her.
Was a top comment and very funny. Totally get it. It did make me laugh a lot.Don't take the above the wrong way, mate.
It was a joke.
LOLs! Very funny.Iain is a lazy bastard who is into American cuisine and not healthy food.
Was he now?He was on here a few months ago telling people they are not interesting/funny...It's like he is trying to convince himself that he's something better than most people. Who joins a forum about themselves anyways...?
They're more "tossers" than w@nk€rs.The Inbetweeners meet TLNA fans...
You and your Louis Theroux.I wonder how many star struck Patreons will sign up?
I mean, if Louis Theroux started up a business where I could spend an hour alone with him, in his house, well.
I'd be skint!
And how.I bet Eyan is seething with rage that Amir Khan is in the I'm a celeb all stars series and he isn't. He's said before he made him interesting and he's really dull LOL
*hisWas he now?
Back in the early Twitch days he was saying he was going to look on Digital Spy.
Kath talked him out of it.
She said something along the lines that she'd be the one who'd have to deal with the aftermath.
Something like having to leave her family, again, and rushing round to Ee's.
He'd probably be slumped asleep in the gamers swivel chair when she bursts in only to find the presenter's desk covered with traces of c0ke and c*m after a long snort and w*nk session.
Knowing Kath she'd roll up her sleeves.
Pop on a pinny and headscarf and with a "Eeeeeee! By heck! You've got yourself in a right state. So you have. Well it isn't going to clean itself now, is it? Off you pop to bed Iain, luv. I'll sort this mess. What are you like!"
They're more "tossers" than w@nk€rs.
You and your Louis Theroux.
You'll start the General off again with his blessed Helina.
And how.
The injustice of it all that a no mark boxer should get invited and not him.
What he doesn't realise is post Jeremy Kyle they have a responsibility to ensure guests are mentally stable enough both during and after the broadcast.
Iain proved not to be.
He constantly brought up how he was bullied and the shortarse Wisey and that Vardy woman made he's life hell.
No production would risk another scandal like the JK programme.