Back so soon? To tell everyone she’s not coming back, nonetheless.
ETA: She’s already reposted her thousandth leaving tweet, of course.
![Crystal ball :crystal_ball: 🔮](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f52e.png)
I predict she will be waiting around now to see if she gets any replies begging her to stay. I give it less than an hour (current time: 17:18 GMT) before she realises Twitter isn’t giving her the attention she craves and so she will come back to check what’s been said about her on here. Then she will go into a raging hissy fit, seventeen-tweet thread about me (since I am the chosen one) and say then that she is staying on Twitter instead.