Hunters & Heels #3 white floaty dresses and (empty) baguettes tied up with string

[Rosiepie]

Last year she listed ideas for Christmas gifts complete with swipe ups! So transparent. Just waiting for her helpful guide to make its appearance 🥱

 

[Kim Mild]

Quite a while ago she was asking followers for recommendations for places abroad for a holiday. What she really should have said is I am blatantly blagging a gifted holiday please because heaven forbid I should pay for one myself! Laur you are the influencer, you should find the places yourself and then tell your followers to go there, not ask them to do the work for you and then you get a gifted lush press trip! If you notice she never ever pays for a holiday or weekend away (with the exception of her honeymoon I think) they were always press trips, friends boat, parents Spanish time share. If this woman ever had her own or an original idea in her brain it would be a shocker!

Exactly this, if they only have things that people give them for free they should be known as the INFLUNCED instead. ( might start calling them that - not an autocorrect).

I wonder who blew the bubbles on their family picture together. None of the kids are holding a bubble wand

A bubble machine?

 

[Rosé_all_day]

I am sure she’s a very classy lady, unlike Laur ‘swipe up’ McD. I hope she’s treated with the respect she deserves and is really happy.

 

[nettleteareader]

I’ve got a feeling he didn’t choose to wear that outfit, and rather than had a choice, he was told to fit in with the image of the rest of them!!

And now she's bragging that they got two trees

 

[LLPlum]

Why does M look exactly like Archie then? The plot thickens!!!

 

[headshoulderskneesandtoes]

Let’s take a second to process that Lauren took fake boxed presents to the Christmas tree farm to set up a photo shoot

Thos boxes looked really shit as well, ribbons werent even tied. What in the world was she trying to do.

 

[GossipMongoose]

Was anyone else alarmed with how long she was holding the curling tong on her hair for? I was waiting for it to turn into that video where the girls hair burns off

I was gobsmacked! She must’ve had the heat on really low or surely her hair would’ve been frazzled?

 

[SeaWitch]

I actually think it is extremely tacky! The upper echelons of society do not even dress their children exactly the same!

Jacob Rees Mogg does, his insta is quite amusing.

 

[Bgr101]

I just can’t believe any type of holiday is that affordable in the current economic climate especially for parents of 3 who rent a house. So very many families in uk won’t get a holiday this year who are probably far mor me comfortable.

We dont know how well off her parents are and dont forget cols dad has recently died too.

 

[Londoner]

Cosplaying Rosie is Lauren's favourite pastime.

So so cringe! I suppose all those who don’t follow Rosie think Lauren is so original. She really lacks the imagination. Recipe, dresses and now ‘date nights’ outdoors.

 

[Rosé_all_day]

Right on cue, the Sunday roast!

And I know that it has been mentioned a few times that she could be pregnant I can’t help but notice she’s hiding behind the tree branch in today’s photo. Maybe it’s early days (and the wine is a red herring?!)

 

[ced60]

She is honestly the type that loves attention so much she could just be doing that because we are talking about her. I think she has just put on weight. She looks chunkier all over post Lockdown. In the advert of her wearing those awful Next jeans and blazer - her thighs were much bigger than before, for example.

If she was pregnant she would have to later admit that all of her wine and sherry posts were fake. I can't see her ever admitting to that as it would be her admitting that her account and the life she pretends to live is fake. She obviously lives in fear of people seeing who she really is and what her life is really like! She only shows this bizarre, curated unreality! I just can't see her admitting to fakery! It would ruin her 'brand'.

I so hope that this happens

 

[Right on top of that rose]

How many hours did she spend in front of her phone practising that horrendous phoney smile/talk? She’s so sickly I feel like I’ve had a bath in sweets after watching her

She only does that gurney grin when she talks to hide her enormous jaw.

 

[Bgr101]

If she is, it’ll be announced at Christmas in a spectacular style purely for the gram, gotta grab that content.

I just looked through her photos quickly. I’m actually convinced that she is and it’s being announced at Christmas.
All her photos havea child conveniently positioned in front of her, or an arm, baggy clothing and even in the next ad for Christmas, she’s stood so her tummy can’t be seen yet if you look at some photos, she does look a little round in around the tummy.

Yeah i noticed that tonight as well

 

[Comfysofa]

Omg the baguette post. Pure cringe

This was exactly my first thought - dreadful!

 

[JodieGreen123]

I think we can at least rule out a pregnancy if she’s in a hot tub! Unless that’s a myth and I’ve made that up that you can’t be pregnant in a hot tub??

Not a myth, but did she actually go in? That little vid could be absolutely anyone!

 

[houseofhoop]

Poor kids don’t even have gloves on!

I thought that!! Col has them on tho

 

[Kim Mild]

She put the poor kid in a coat for a pic for instagram and then took it off him before he went to school. Mad

It's not cold enough for winter coats yet

 

[Stardustsmile28]

I agree with you here. Even the school are not allowed to share photos of my girls. I do this because I think this is a decision they need to make, not me. So, now they are older the school ask them and I’m happy with that. No names though and that’s fine by me!
Thing is, I know if I was a teenager and I found out my mother had posted 100s photos of me when I was younger... for a load of STRANGERS... I’d loose any trust in my parents and I would be devastated.


Reminds me of this famous quote...


I wanted to comment on the takeaway coffee cup. How ethically conscious she isn’t. I’m sure she’s posted about being eco before, or maybe I’m getting confused but for gods sake Laur get a decent reusable takeaway cup. Get a picture perfect one too... Liberty of London do some lovely ones, and no I don’t need an affiliate link ... you can have that idea for free!! Merry Christmas!!


wait.... it’s not her house??!

Nope! She just pretends to, weaving a false web of lies... (amongst others!!)

 

[Patrickthewonderdog]

That’s not an ordinary 3 bed is it? It looks like it must cost loads more than that!