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Style over substance - as is the way with most 'influencers'.
i would imagine she would rather live in a beautiful but rented cottage than slum it in a characterless new build with a mortgage ... oh the indignity !
i would imagine she would rather live in a beautiful but rented cottage than slum it in a characterless new build with a mortgage ... oh the indignity !
What in gods name is she stood wearing a frock posing with her wicker laundry basket at the washing line for... it’s like something from the 1940s it’s so contrived and fake surely nobody falls for this tit.. The little weird boys will be running through them in their matching beige outfits soon....
Pahahaha!!! Shes outdone herself! Hilarious!
She looks like shes haunting the garden
She looks like shes haunting the garden
Hey Lauren, you do know Laura Ashley discontinued those sleeves in 1983 don’t you?
Omg as soon as I saw the washing line post I had to come straight here.
Literally laughing out loud. Wtf is she wearing and why the hell did she put that on to stand laughing next to her sheets.
Literally laughing out loud. Wtf is she wearing and why the hell did she put that on to stand laughing next to her sheets.
I haven't even seen the post but your descriptions have me cracking up! 
Pahahaha!!! Shes outdone herself! Hilarious!
She looks like shes haunting the garden
She has more white dresses than the average bridal shop! I cannot imagine that there are too many mothers of two young boys who prance around in white dresses hanging out the washing on their tippie toes whilst their other half sets up a tripod to take her photo and the stepford kids play with their wooden toys without ever a cross word between them .. She’s totally ridiculous! Fake Lauren !
‘Nothing turns a woman on more than a warm northerly breeze through her sheets on the washing line’ doesn’t say much about Col between the sheets if that’s what gets her excited... 
She couldn’t be scraping the barrel for content any more!
She couldn’t be scraping the barrel for content any more!
OMG is this a euphemism or something? Yes, we all like our washing being dried outdoors on a nice sunny day - but I for one have never been aroused by it?! WTF‘Nothing turns a woman on more than a warm northerly breeze through her sheets on the washing line’ doesn’t say much about Col between the sheets if that’s what gets her excited...
She couldn’t be scraping the barrel for content any more!
I think she was trying to be funny. 
We all know sheets smell and feel better when they’ve been dried outside but given that she’s always so prim it is such an odd choice of words!!
We all know sheets smell and feel better when they’ve been dried outside but given that she’s always so prim it is such an odd choice of words!!We’ve clearly all been doing life wrong - today’s the day though girls, the sun is shining, get that dolly peg and mangle out, the washing line is calling - just looking at that warm northerly breeze ripple through my garden this morning is getting me all hot under my (frilly) collar - oh my!I just can’t get over it... absolutely hilarious. Puts my plastic green peg hanger to shame
Do you know, that’s exactly what it is - it was such a random and jarring phrase from someone who comes across as so twee and prim all the time!I think she was trying to be funny.
Yes, she’s so fake and the inconsistency of her ‘voice’ makes it obvious. Trying desperately to be demure and wholesome but we all know she’s a trashy homewrecker
When you look at her feed it’s like women have gone back 60 years.
Yes, but the wholesome family vibe isn't just a front; it's a complete lie. As said above she is a trashy homewrecker who (along with Col) destroyed a marriage and a toddler's family.
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