I noticed that. So stagedShe’s holding that trowel like a two year old might in their sandpit.
She just preens herself, and poses for those vomit inducing Insta ‘not reality’ photos. I doubt she actually gardens at all. I don’t believe anything that these insta-beggars say - it’s probably her man - Col - who does the actual hard graft in the garden. He does the cooking too - bet he’s a dab hand with the hoover and duster tooShe’s holding that trowel like a two year old might in their sandpit.
More rose than normal probably!I noticed that. So staged
Ooooo Col is away with Archie. She’s SO excited for them but how will she cope without her ‘man’
More of a Charlie Dimmock with the boobs shots recently?She is a clever cookie, knowing that everyone is largely still at home and of all the ‘hobbies’money makersgardening is a good one, it appeals to so many people. I’m sure she and Col had a strategy meeting and opted for staging our Laur as Margot Titchmarsh! She’s already flogging/getting freebies for beauty, homeware, things for kids, wine, breaks away, I could go on...
she is holding the trowel like she is going to stab something not plant lolView attachment 613106
I’m going to try and say this in the least mean way possible but…
This whole photo is just weird… the way she’s holding that trowel is, quite frankly, wrong, she’s bunched up and not planting anything in particular, in a crisp white shirt with barely a mark on her.
I get that her account is like an unrealistic magazine full of adverts but… if you had the opportunity to earn money from sponsorships (looks like she’s going for the gardening sponsorships now) you’d at least look like you knew what you were doing…. Get those wellies caked in mud so people see how durable they are, hold a bloody trowel the right way, actively portray that your planting and weeding, this whole image looks so amateurish it’s embarrassing.
guess I didn’t say that nicely after all :/
That face she is pulling looks like a grimace - she actually looks like she is digging a hole - probably for a tattler!View attachment 613106
I’m going to try and say this in the least mean way possible but…
This whole photo is just weird… the way she’s holding that trowel is, quite frankly, wrong, she’s bunched up and not planting anything in particular, in a crisp white shirt with barely a mark on her.
I get that her account is like an unrealistic magazine full of adverts but… if you had the opportunity to earn money from sponsorships (looks like she’s going for the gardening sponsorships now) you’d at least look like you knew what you were doing…. Get those wellies caked in mud so people see how durable they are, hold a bloody trowel the right way, actively portray that your planting and weeding, this whole image looks so amateurish it’s embarrassing.
guess I didn’t say that nicely after all :/
Soooo weird isn’t it? I bet she is really seething Col is with Archie- he has probably refused to go to theirs for the weekend because he doesn’t want to be dressed the same as a 4 and 5 year old or be part of another staged advert family weekend. Or perhaps he was upset not to be included in the Watergate Bay freebie!!Cols away so let me just get myself and the boys dolled up and take a front door photo clutching yet another glass of wine
Wonder if she got her mum round just to take that photo?Cols away so let me just get myself and the boys dolled up and take a front door photo clutching yet another glass of wine
TripodWonder if she got her mum round just to take that photo?
She can’t possibly be expected to look after them on her own.Wonder if she got her mum round just to take that photo?
Good god that makes it almost worst!Tripod
She does! AbsolutelyGood god that makes it almost worst!Fancy having to set it all up and then get everyone to grin manically. What a load of pomp and effort! Couldn’t be bothered with all that nonsense, let alone making my kids perform for the camera whilst wearing matching sets. She leads a sad life really.
Her whole life is fake. There is no way she drinks as much as she lets on as she's a total control freak and if she needed to take her kids to hospital or something she wouldnt b able to if she was pissed every night of the week whilst watering the lupins. She's full of crap.I hope that rosé was for show or just for her friend as she was driving her boys home. I’m sure she didn’t drink but the message is irresponsible- go to your friends for a boozy play date and drive home drunk. She should have qualified that story with the wine by saying she hasn’t drunk any but then that would make the whole post look fake, which of course it is!
She should design a grey weekend hoody with that as the logo!‘PissedWhileWateringTheLupins’ would make an excellent username.
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