Yes
I can’t abide onceahomenowabuild she’s only a new instahun and is complaining about being a stay at home mum every chance she gets! Reminiscent of her previous life of flying constantly for “work” now she’s at home full time begging for validation!
Oh she regretted that …. Got serious backlash for it!!Yes
Nailed it!When did it become a "thing" that building a house leads to being an "instahun?".
Build your house and then live in it!
The formula is becoming stagnant...
New build
Concentrate on neutrals and beige.
Tag other new builds.
Start asking ridiculous questions such as...where will I get a picture for my living room? (Emmm Google it?).
Once the house is built tag every other account looking for x, y and z.
Then join an agency.
Spotlight toothbrush...
Emma mattress
Trevor Morrow or own towns equivalent
Tesco gig
Bonne Maman
Connacht Gold or local alternative
Tag face creams and say I'm running low on my toner/eye cream etc etc
Tag hotels in the hopes of a free night.
Makeup...any old gig will do.
Photo dumps?made up term.
Trying on an outfit...haul. (why?)
What have I forgotten?!
Involving their children. ( I am 100% anti this... there are so many paedophiles on social media who know these kids names and more than likely know what school's they go to).
I am not singling House by the whitethorns out in particular because so many of these accounts are doing this regarding their children's privacy. Once an image is online there is no going back.
We should be emailing these companies... it's a bizarre type of pyramid schemen and a very cheap form of advertising for them.
I think Instagram is losing its appeal and will slowly be replaced by some other social media channel.
What would happen all of these accounts if Instagram folded in the morning? What would they do?!
It's all a bit Truman Show for me .
And the ending of that movie was genius... life went back to normal for the viewers almost immediately.
Good afternoon, good evening and good night.
I was telling my mum sarcastically if you build a house nowadays you have to do the above and her reaction was priceless!!
I'm thinking of doing up our bathroom, will I set up a page for a few freebies?. #freeAndrexforlifeOh she regretted that …. Got serious backlash for it!!
Nailed it!
Make sure and ask the rest of us huns for ‘inspo’ but then process to copy something directly off Pinterest and pioneer it as your own interior design wisdom and of course we’ll all reshare it to death and keep congratulating you as the likes and toilet roll deals ‘roll in’ …. You go girl! Also you it’s compulsory to every day say ‘happy (insert day of week)
Absolutely! A bathroom renovation totally deserves its own Insta.
Cannot wait to do my bathroom reveal.Make sure and ask the rest of us huns for ‘inspo’ but then process to copy something directly off Pinterest and pioneer it as your own interior design wisdom and of course we’ll all reshare it to death and keep congratulating you as the likes and toilet roll deals ‘roll in’ …. You go girl! Also you it’s compulsory to every day say ‘happy (insert day of week)
I have a touch of IBS/OI - irritated by stuff on insta myself. Hope you get sorted with your #andrex #puppycollabAbsolutely! A bathroom renovation totally deserves its own Insta.
I have IBS so I might set up an account and tag #Andrex too cos god knows I use enough of it
Don’t forget a few #throwback thursdays to their same boring room they be already shared as throwbacks 7 million times …. NextI have a touch of IBS/OI - irritated by stuff on insta myself. Hope you get sorted with your #andrex #puppycollab
) I’m hoping to post the paint colours in my house all over my Insta. I 100% expect to gain 1000 new followers 
. I really feel sorry for the children they never seem to be brought anywhereAnd the whistles dress was €299. And it’s like a bed sheet from the 60’s.€400 for a preloved dress
€840 child benefit probably proves useful In keeping her wardrobe stocked with unnecessary overpriced tat. I mean she’s had feck all to flog recently…
But still uses her children for content. Her little girl looks so shy and timid. If she reallly understood where mammys photos are going she mightn't be so quick to pose for the photo. Poor little pet. Everyone knowing her date of birth too, special bday presents, exposed to 100k follower (some bought). Scary stuff. There will be court case in years to come. Wait and see. Children’s right to privacy ripped off them. And then Caroline showing her tanned leg off and wait for it… for all the DM asking my dress is from… blah blah blah. AF or not AF, They re all the same, same tactics for a few quid. Cringe!! And they walking around like they re some sort of VIPs. Please! So embarrassed for them.
Sea swimmingOnce the house is built tag every other account looking for x, y and z.
Then join an agency.
Spotlight toothbrush...
Emma mattress
Trevor Morrow or own towns equivalent
Tesco gig
Bonne Maman
Connacht Gold or local alternative
Tag face creams and say I'm running low on my toner/eye cream etc etc
Tag hotels in the hopes of a free night.
Makeup...any old gig will do.
Photo dumps?made up term.
Trying on an outfit...haul. (why?)
What have I forgotten?!