Home_withthedunsmures #4 wet plaster, black mould, that island on wheels is comedy gold

[Summer2011]

It gets better and better. What about the rest of the doors and radiators that are to be painted black? Has she just abandoned that idea too? I cant cope with the back and forward and half assed jobs, I'd be riddled with anxiousness looking at everything unfinished. She genuinely believes she lives in a Victorian mansion, the pond, pantry and soon to be paddock for the livestock. You live in a two up two down love, and they can be given great justice by anyone who has sense. But no, Lady Abby of Greenockton has ruined it, all for the gram.

This might be my favourite comment on her tattle to date.

 

[Penguin12]

Has the woodworm been treated yet?

 

[GiveMeFreebies]

How long before it starts to chip do you think?

 

[Allthatglitters666]

It’s the fake plant in the ‘pantry’ for me. I can’t cope!

Me too omg it cracks me up

She's totally blocked the front of the boiler with shelving, does she never plan on having the boiler serviced, as it sure sounds like it needs it

I thought this too!

 

[justhavinganoseynow]

Has she took the super thick wallpaper shite off the hallway? Now there’s a picture of the stairs with the black gloss and plaster lines everywhere I’m confused

 

[GiveMeFreebies]

“I think people totally overlook ikea” said no one ever

whoever sent this (if it’s from a genuine account and not one of Abby’s many others) then they are as delusional as she is! EVERYONE and their granny’s dog use ikea

 

[PeterPanFan]

Why does she say “my family member”. Surely you’d just say my uncle or nephew or whatever?!

Think she's trying not to say Johnny I actually feel for the guy, doing all that work for fuck all. Family or not, they are taking a loan of the guy. The odd job yes, or to help Stuart, but not to renovate their full house for them

 

[Scar14]

Buzzing for Wednesday morning

 

[Mr Paul Barry John Allen]

The orange juice story I can't!

The flicking of the lid clowns lol

 

[BorderHopper]

“Let Johnny do it” as if she’s doing him some big favour

 

[Lola123]

Not even a star on top of the tree ffs


Is she just gonna change her name every time we make a new thread?

Probably. I reckon she thinks people have amnesia where they simply can’t remember what she was called before

 

[Mr Paul Barry John Allen]

The fuck is this mess?! Also she got the brass spray paint on the actual mirror
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It's tacky chav stuff, get with it

 

[Spicegirl101]

I paid £500 for all upstairs (three bedroom) and my landing and stairs back in 2016. They still the same deal.. nice thick carpets and still look great with a dog. Paid £600 for my front room which is really thick. Carpet right quoted me about 2.5k and what wasn’t the best carpet either. She’s mad for not shopping around. She will go on about quality ect lol

 

[Zeebs20]

I can’t decide what my fav angle is!

 

[Allthatglitters666]

Especially if they try licking it from their paws! Duncemure.

Duncemure for next title

 

[Skank_hunt_42]

She’s even constantly repeating herself with her written captions now. How many times does she have to say they’ll pay the carpets off early?!

 

[Tracielou85]

I'm sure johnny will be wlla proud, when he's going in between her sheets


Flashbacks of the college make up eyelashes

Oh those were absolutely hilarious

Saw this on my Facebook and straight away thought of abby!

Should send her it on insta

 

[Marmite.Crumpets]

Has the woodworm been treated yet?

Lol. No. Nothing has been treated.

 

[stacelou85]

The doors
That house is going from bad to worse

 

[Prem30]

For the love of God please use masking tape especially when you are a messy painter