Helen Briggs & Chet Sket #9 No jab for Bleu, no mask in shops But Ocean’s had coco pops

[yeahyouhun]

So I've had a thought. I'm premepting the announcement. Helen will be sat in a bra and knickers (keeping up with the theme) chet comes in and chicks a box on the floor yelling shaaaaaack. Then he opens it, takes off the tissue paper... And there he is. Little baby wiver

Wiver I am officially DEAD

 

[Gingercream]

I’m going to be gutted if they don’t do that now

 

[Fluffyducks]

So I've had a thought. I'm premepting the announcement. Helen will be sat in a bra and knickers (keeping up with the theme) chet comes in and chicks a box on the floor yelling shaaaaaack. Then he opens it, takes off the tissue paper... And there he is. Little baby wiver

I read this about three times thinking what an earth is a baby wiver?! And then I clicked and literally laughed out loud you’ve won tattle today!!!

 

[Cj2098]

Got excited when I seen him throw the box then. Thought the baby announcement was happening

 

[Aimee2-2]

I think they’ll call the baby Lenny

 

[Sunnydays2]

Is it right to feel bad that my sons a month older and has only ever drank water and milk? that apple juice is surely too full of sugar for ocean or am I over the top?

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

Is it right to feel bad that my sons a month older and has only ever drank water and milk? that apple juice is surely too full of sugar for ocean or am I over the top?

My kids 3 and only ever had water and milk. If you don’t give it to them they don’t want it, much like anything!

 

[Sunnydays2]

My kids 3 and only ever had water and milk. If you don’t give it to them they don’t want it, much like anything!

My first was the same, now he’s 6 and only ever wants water!

 

[Little Bear]

Is it right to feel bad that my sons a month older and has only ever drank water and milk? that apple juice is surely too full of sugar for ocean or am I over the top?

My MIL only every gave OJ and apple juice, never squashes - apparently they have too much sugar , to my bf and his brother. My fella is normal and has a varied taste but his brother on the other hand is a freak and barely eats anything (healthy at least) and will only drink apple juice and it’s literally straight from the carton. I’ll add he’s 24 and of highly professional employment!

 

[Sinderella]

I think they’ll call the baby Lenny

My bet is on the name PlayStation

 

[yeahyouhun]

What about Jet Johnson

 

[Aimee2-2]

Chet once put that his late grandad would like the name so it must either be his first or middle name. So that’s why I think Lenny but it’s not very unique

 

[oogaboga]

I love that Ocean is obsessed with that BTS song, it’s the absolute antithesis of Chets taste. Plus when she says da da she means Dynamite bet he’s raging

 

[Blue1989]

Is it right to feel bad that my sons a month older and has only ever drank water and milk? that apple juice is surely too full of sugar for ocean or am I over the top?

My daughter is 20 months and only drinks water and milk. I figure it will be harder get her to drink water, if she tries juice. May as well keep her away as long as I can

 

[Sam Wood]

Tap Water Johnson I reckon

 

[StinkyStace]

My kids 3 and only ever had water and milk. If you don’t give it to them they don’t want it, much like anything!

Like coco pops

 

[Dollybird]

Tap Water Johnson I reckon

Peckham Johnson only fools and horses fans will get this lol

 

[The watcher]

Why is Helen jealous Ocean is a daddy girl, got to say Chet hair is major improvement from what it was

 

[thatpicniclife]

I must have been in Tier 3 too long as I've woken up finding Ket Sket attractive with his new hair...

 

[watermelon sugar]

I thought he looked quite fit with his short hair too shame about when he opens his mouth and his selfies in the mirror