Helen Briggs & Chet Sket #24 Chet got a cold the baby isnt bald Wheres the inhaler will the truth be told

[FoksiOska]

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Helen Briggs and Chet Sket #25
50 shades of beige, or is it white? Who even gives a....

 

[chocdip]

Ok i've asked her if Chet packed his inhaler in her hospital bag

 

[Kat_Valentine]

I see this thread is still a barrel of laughs . Why on earth can nobody have an opinion on this thread without it turning into an argument? Helens outfit was a mess I agree, for a young mum she looks rubbish. Most mummies her age I know are still dressing for comfort but will Atleast have nice trainers/hoodies leggings, wearing adanola/new balance etc. Chet likes her in faded and Jordan’s etc but she’s wearing that hideous outfit

It’s not the opinion which bothered most people. Who cares what she wears. It was the insinuation that her boyfriend cheats on her because of the way she dresses

 

[shannon950818]

The name peach is ridiculous might be cute for a baby but do parents not take into consideration they will be a full grown adult one day.

Holly hagan posted soemthing which is so true she said along the lines of they were looking for a name that isn’t just cute when they are a baby but still allows them to be taken seriously as an adult especially if they want to go into business etc

 

[littlestar908]

Yeah and the lad he’s with is also he’s best mate so what a shit mate for drinking with him.

 

[Doobop]

Who remembers when he used Ellun’s Olaplex shampoo & she kicked off because ‘that’s 50 quid a bottullllllll cheuttttttttt’ IYKYK

Reminds me of when my partner was using my femfresh wipes to wipe down the bathroom sides......

 

[teddy19]

Its gonna be a disaster with Ocean throwing herself all over place all the time she will definitely catch them studs and hurt herself shes too wild for her ears pierced so young!

Alternatively Elvis will pull on them when they’re bare knuckle fighting for their morning choc choc

 

[Lozzie212325]

She’ll be on chocolate nesquik in a month anyway so breast or formula it won’t matter lol

 

[barbie22!]

Helen is a cold bitch kept telling ocean to be careful didn’t even give her a kiss and tell her to have a nice day at school she had a face like a slapped arse I would say the breastfeeding will stop soon as she can’t hack it and will make up some lie that baby can’t continue it she aggs me so much

 

[mchammerr]

Peach was awake and they were sitting right there with her some of you act as if they left Ocean to babysit the newborn

 

[stargirl23]

I went to town today in jeans and a jumper and I’m 26, best go give my head a wobble and make it known im now 40

 

[Kat_Valentine]

why are you triggered by that though who gives a fuck

I’m not ‘triggered’ it’s really not that deep love. Just an bit shit that we try to blame women for the fact men cheat, it’s a bullshit view tbh.

 

[SC1990]

Who in their right mind says, I'm happy all my kids have the same amount of letters in their name???? What the actual FUCK?!    

My kids names don't have all the same letters and I suddenly feel like a shit parent

 

[solero123]

I called it back on 15th august

 

[watermelon sugar]

Tbf if i were Elvis I’d be glad to have some me time away from them all, it must be hard work

 

[Riley888]

I’m the ‘tent girl’ and I’m fucking gutted to be called a slut
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Can we stop with the slut shaming of this girl (whoever the inhaler girl is and the tent girl) it may be “just a joke” to most of you but it’s so blatantly rooted in misogyny. The term slut is disgusting and to make out the girl is the slut but the guy, Chet in this case, isn’t a slut? Make is make sense

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I once had sex with someone in a tent at a festival.. (it wasn't chet and this was 12 years ago).. there was even a video of our legs sticking out the tent and the tent shaking. I really wouldn't worry

 

[OrcaRed]

Why is she dressed like a 40 year old … no wonder Chet looks elsewhere she’s totally let her self go ….

Yeah because chet is a work of art isn’t he. Sorry to the girlies who fancy him xoxo

 

[Doratheexplorer]

She literally had a baby a month ago, what do people expect her to be wearing
fucking nipple tassels or what

Ps he cheated when she was hot too

 

[jazzy22]

Someone please take one for the team and attend Chet’s football match, and see if he has a spare inhaler bcos you’re having an asthma attack over his tiny feet idk why I take the piss out of him I’d literally f*** him tomorrow

for some reason I imagine he’s got a small podgy piece and shouts Shackkkk when he finishes. Not for me

 

[watermelon sugar]

Who the fuck has the time to paint for 7 hours when they have 3 kids one being a newborn