The kids terrorised Santa yesterday you can see he had ENOUGH of their
tit how embarrassing to put that up on your story, he’s saying we had to take more pics cos I can’t control my children and even to the point Santa was like get these fuckin bad ass Balugas the
duck outta my grotto NOW. Probably gone back to the North Pole for a big old joint
WTFUCK is that child wearing today … WHY would anyone on this earth even buy them tightshow the kids always seem to behave in a crowd though? Cos no one’s able to notice how awful they are in the dark surrounded by children, where’s Elvis?
With HES mum while Eggy is at the hospital?
Why not take him to see Mrs Clause
Anyway they’ve probably paid to get the section on 22nd she will never ever stop talking about that if baby bally comes then, it’s gonna be some weird name cos I still can’t deal with that 2nd one’s called Elvis.
The curls saga never ends does it
![Grinning face with sweat :sweat_smile: 😅](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f605.png)
My daughter has very curly hair I have to put in products to make it ringlets which is why people say it’s so 1 minute straight next full on curls it’s not naturally ringlets but it’s curly so can see why people think it’s forced.