Helen Briggs & Chet Sket #23 Beluga whales & £250 Christmas trees, how will Ellun cope with 3 under 3’s?

[Jkop]

To anyone who is experiencing any kind of developmental concerns / worries with their kids - ignore all the shitty bragging and uneducated opinions on this thread. Just because your kid can recite Macbeth before their 2nd birthday, doesn’t mean they won’t fail their GCSEs

 

[Dollybird]

Chet got a cold , the baby is not bald . Where is the inhaler and will the truth be told?

 

[orangejuiceandvodka]

I got sent these by a friend with permission to post. This is the guy who was commenting on Chets posts about his GF cheating with Chet. The guy is a real account and seems genuinely angry trying to contact Helen to tell her whats gone on behind her back.

Before anyone comes at me with the ‘helens giving birth not the time’ crap hes cheated a million times before I doubt this is news. Helen probably will still turn a blind eye for her lifestyle.

 

[RuEvenReal]

Feel like pure shit just want Chet back..

 

[RuEvenReal]

I miss him asking the kids why they are still up while shining a phone in their face while they try and volley themselves over the bannister

 

[Rubywoooo]

She sent him an inhaler

 

[watermelon sugar]

Loving the inhaler talk. We need the word inhaler in the next thread title

#thread suggestion - nail her and get an inhaler

 

[watermelon sugar]

Can I just say you can take the cartridge out an inhaler and use it as a crack pipe….

Fucking hell as if today hasn’t been a roller coaster enough now Chet is on crack

 

[watermelon sugar]

maybe he’s quiet because faded are working on their new and exclusive range of

Spoiler

inhalers

 

[RedRuby470]

Can we lay of Helen , true or not she is very vulnerable at the minute . A lot of us are mums and need to remember how we felt the first few days after having a baby - nothing short of a crazy person! Whether she stays with him or not or turns a blind eye and knows exactly what’s going on ITS HIS ACTIONS not hers. No I won’t be going to the rave thread just think people need to stop more or less victim blaming

 

[Doratheexplorer]

Thread Suggestion:

1 inhaler, 2 inhaler, 3 inhaler, 4…
has mad man Sam gone knocking on the door?

 

[FoksiOska]

PLEAAASEEE not another #gate for goodness sake

Curlyhairgate

 

[watermelon sugar]

There has been a nasty cough going round ngl shame he didn’t have that inhaler handy

 

[kiwi1990]

Not sticking up for them but all kids do things at different ages, just because one child can speak clearly by 2 doesn’t mean they all should be able to

 

[Niknik50]

#thread suggestion - nail her and get an inhaler

Nailed her for an inhaler so says the blackmailer

 

[IamMyaJ]

If you’re in the NHS do not post a thing because not only is it wrong it’s also breaking confidentiality

I may or may not work at the location they are currently

 

[gossip29]

Well they had elvis name picked out from the beginning, and he doesn’t exactly suit elvis

No one is going to suit elvis

 

[jazzy22]

Chet missed the birth because of the flu, is that true? Tell us bleuu

 

[huffpuffandaway]

What complications did she have in pregnancy and birth with the 2 previous Bally’s?

Elvis’ big curly mane got stuck on the way out

 

[Sticky One]

August 17th I posted this.
Is she called Peach?
What do I win?

You win a pair of faded socks and a box of coco pops