Helen Briggs & Chet Sket #22 Girl no2 Chet was in Shacckk, which festival girl will be next on his caackk

[RobotLady]

Shroom has left the womb

Chyna has left the vagina
Annie has left the fanny

 

[tweaking]

Nothing will beat “Elvis has left the Pelvis”

 

[notforeveryone]

No you’re not the only one but we can’t say that here it triggers too many people apparently.

Ok so 1. Is the cloud emoji in her most recent post a hint to the baby’s name?? And 2. she is definitely not gonna breastfeed, or it won’t last 5 mins - not that it really matters. Fed is best. I BF my daughter and god damn I wish I hadn’t because between cluster feeds & terrible reflux, it was a nightmare lol. Chet isn’t going to take care of both toddlers whilst she has a newborn to feed constantly and get up with in the night - or maybe they’ll get a night nurse and keep it a secret??

And omg them kids on the stairs give me so much anxiety. Am I the only one who thinks they’re so negligent with their safety?!

 

[Dollybird]

No you’re not the only one but we can’t say that here it triggers too many people apparently.

Just mention coco pops and it will
Distract from this

 

[PumpkinxQueen]

I actually do feel a little bit sorry for Helen. From the snippets we see, she appears to do the majority of childcare, etc, whilst Chet is out all day trying on his clothes and saying yes to colors, and then partying on weekends or bleeping off to festivals. It is an incredibly odd arrangement they have… all I can think of is that she MUST get a break every weekend (but doesn’t put it on IG) and the kids are with his family? Or she just really enjoys being a housewife and having a partner that is never home

 

[Thetruth123]

Dweam **cough cough**

I mean Dream

that’s my guess for Helens latest 3 B’s Angel baaaaabbbyyy

 

[Parkinson1907]

I actually do feel a little bit sorry for Helen. From the snippets we see, she appears to do the majority of childcare, etc, whilst Chet is out all day trying on his clothes and saying yes to colors, and then partying on weekends or bleeping off to festivals. It is an incredibly odd arrangement they have… all I can think of is that she MUST get a break every weekend (but doesn’t put it on IG) and the kids are with his family? Or she just really enjoys being a housewife and having a partner that is never home

Helen doesn’t work. Without chet she’s no money, she would not have the life style she has. I think it’s a hush hush arrangement of you do as I say and I’ll pay you. She puts up with his constant cheating and pathetic doing parenting all because she knows without him she’s next to nothing.

 

[To cat lady]

Why if you don’t work would you hit the supermarket (Helen shops at m&s guys) on a Saturday? Monday would be much more peaceful

 

[Shamelesshorse]

whilst Chet is out all day trying on his clothes and saying yes to colors, and then partying on weekends or bleeping off to festivals. It is an incredibly odd arrangement they have…

I agree that he should tone down his partying but I don't agree with the first part of this statement.

Chet 'trying on his clothes and saying yes to colors' is his job. It funds their lifestyle, him, Helen and the kids.

Helen wouldn't be able to go on her M&S and Waitrose shopping trips, have her Smeg appliances etc without his money unless she went out and got a job.

 

[teddy19]

The Christmas sign ‘The Johnsons’ 🫢 a sign just for Chet and the kids ey Ellun cos you aren’t a Johnson and likely never will be due to Chet being a man child who will likely never propose

 

[PumpkinxQueen]

I agree that he should tone down his partying but I don't agree with the first part of this statement.

Chet 'trying on his clothes and saying yes to colors' is his job. It funds their lifestyle, him, Helen and the kids.

Helen wouldn't be able to go on her M&S and Waitrose shopping trips, have her Smeg appliances etc without his money unless she went out and got a job.

I’m just using that term loosely, I just mean he’s hardly away 8-10 hours doing hard labor, he has quite an easy, relaxed job because he owns the company and probably has a stream of people doing 99% of the work for him. Obviously he’s the sole earner, and obviously he pays for all that she & those kids have. BUT regardless of how hard or not he works, to then basically live a single life in return for paying your partner, is incredibly toxic!

 

[watermelon sugar]

Maybe there’s a contract

I, Helen Briggs, will let you , Chet Johnson shag about in caravans if you pay me, to shop at M&S at the weekend. For every shag in a caravan with another woman I will post a picture on the gram of my M&S trolley

 

[PumpkinxQueen]

I should clarify I think I meant I feel pity towards Helen, not that I feel she’s ‘hard done by’ (as my mother would say) She clearly has a very cushy & easy lifestyle, but it must also be a very lonely existence when she has nothing much to offer society or even a future partner, but mostly she has nothing for herself. She’s literally just a housewife to a man-child who cheats on her. I have absolutely nothinnnnng against stay at home parents either, perhaps she’s working hard in silence with studying or w/e, but I think it’s unlikely. I feel like her only desire & goal in life is to have as many children as possible, and subsequently be a SAHM forever…… and then maybe a stay at home grandmother (?)

 

[Dollybird]

Maybe there’s a contract

I, Helen Briggs, will let you , Chet Johnson shag about in caravans if you pay me, to shop at M&S at the weekend. For every shag in a caravan with another woman I will post a picture on the gram of my M&S trolley

This explains the multiple posts of the trolley ... it’s a strong theory and I’m here for it

 

[Shamelesshorse]

I should clarify I think I meant I feel pity towards Helen, not that I feel she’s ‘hard done by’ (as my mother would say) She clearly has a very cushy & easy lifestyle, but it must also be a very lonely existence when she has nothing much to offer society or even a future partner, but mostly she has nothing for herself. She’s literally just a housewife to a man-child who cheats on her. I have absolutely nothinnnnng against stay at home parents either, perhaps she’s working hard in silence with studying or w/e, but I think it’s unlikely. I feel like her only desire & goal in life is to have as many children as possible, and subsequently be a SAHM forever…… and then maybe a stay at home grandmother (?)

I get where you're coming from but the way I see it, she chose this life. I honestly don't think she needs any pity because it's her own doing. They aren't married so she can easily leave and start again co-parenting with him instead. I highly doubt she would ever do that though. She has known how Chet lives his life long before the kids came around but has decided that he is who she wants to be the father of her kids and keeps on having more.

Fair play to her for basically raising those kids by herself a lot of the time but it's definitely not a situation I would want to be in.

 

[Leoed92]

Maybe there’s a contract

I, Helen Briggs, will let you , Chet Johnson shag about in caravans if you pay me, to shop at M&S at the weekend. For every shag in a caravan with another woman I will post a picture on the gram of my M&S trolley

Don’t forget the bit about supplying her with 4 angel babies all at once

I should clarify I think I meant I feel pity towards Helen, not that I feel she’s ‘hard done by’ (as my mother would say) She clearly has a very cushy & easy lifestyle, but it must also be a very lonely existence when she has nothing much to offer society or even a future partner, but mostly she has nothing for herself. She’s literally just a housewife to a man-child who cheats on her. I have absolutely nothinnnnng against stay at home parents either, perhaps she’s working hard in silence with studying or w/e, but I think it’s unlikely. I feel like her only desire & goal in life is to have as many children as possible, and subsequently be a SAHM forever…… and then maybe a stay at home grandmother (?)

I agree with you, I feel pity for her. Yes she appears to have the life she wants provided by Chet but I’d bet it feels empty when he’s away constantly and she’s worrying about who he is with. Having a nice house and money to spend only goes so far

 

[Stuffandsniff]

Do we actually have proof he cheated? What’s the theory with all that?? Late on these threads

 

[Thetruth123]

Ocean in them filters though kill me!!
Her staying ghost ghost and it’s a bleeping tampon …..was creasing

 

[shaaaaaaak]

So I’ve recently started reading the this thread
And on #2 & #3 there was mention of chet and Helen’s friend Danielle being friendly

I then remembered that I follow her so done some looking
Danielle no longer follows helen - previous threads say they fell out but didn’t say why
But Danielle and chet still follow each other - helen is defo the problem with other girls

also found this photo from last year and chet has chose to stand at the opposite side of helen but hugging Danielle and again in the 2nd photo seems to be leaning closer to Danielle than helen

as I said I’ve just started reading this thread so don’t know the ins and out but does anyone know what’s went on with this trio ?

 

[Cocoluna]

Everyone’s forgetting that eluns parenting day ends at 6pm remember