Tell her she forgot to put Elvis hair in the curlers the night before so we know he just has scruffy straight scraggly hair what needs his dead ends choppingHi Ellunwe all know you read here! i can see you are already taking on board all our comments. I wonder what’s next for tomorrow’s actives? Maybe another walk with your 2 angels in the pram, or shopping in M&S? What’s for dinner? Spaghetti Bolognese? Will we get another reel? The last one really helped me as I literally had no idea how to make choc oat bake. (Sarcasm)
Just putting some more ideas out there for you..
Helen Briggs & Chet Sket #18 Mac Donald’s Monday, gravy boat Sunday, piece of fruit? No way!
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Bless i find Elvis so cute hate his name but he is so cute he does need a haircut. They all fall out far too much life is too short! It’s all ego you can tell the brothers compete on who has the most money, car, house and all of that. Casey seems absolutely pussy whipped.. although i find their relationship far more in love than chet and helen.. Both gfs however moan and don’t seem to realise how fortunate they are! Shame on the kids not being close so sad
Wonder if she’s had to get ocean out the house whilst the cleaners are there
I find it sad that Elvis is painted as an angel child and Helen makes Ocean out to be this wild devil child that she can’t cope with. Hence why ocean goes to nursery and Helen likes Elvis to stay with her. The only reason ocean is like that is down to tit parenting, no boundaries or discipline. If Helen and Chet actually gave ocean some consequences rather than filming her when she’s misbehaving they wouldn’t have as many problems with her. Children need boundaries and routines.
Waiting for Helen to bring out a book of all her original parenting hacks that no one else has ever thought of. There will be a whole chapter on the 3 B’s, how to get your angels to sleep for 12 hours, costa dates for their development, turning on the heating for them getting up in the morning and going to a field for fresh air 
The stories of Ocean at her grandparents is like a totally different child, I know it’s only a snippet but she looks so calm, maybe the people around her are actually setting boundaries in that house, look how gentle she is with the dog compared to Elvis and any other animal we’ve seen her with in the past.
She doesn’t even look like Chucky in those stories
Or perhaps he’s had a breakthrough on the
’s… will be interesting to see how our Ellun is when he’s back from his ‘work’ trip…
Chet is due back today, I wonder will ellun be out the door for a girls night as soon as Chet home
That Brandon….. I used to think he was fit as duck ….. now he gives me the 
He used to do gay porn even know his straight
Proper melt and too into himself proper gives me the ick that guy
He used to do gay porn even know his straight
Proper melt and too into himself proper gives me the ick that guy
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You know that Ellun has the ‘3 Bs’
is it now gonna be the ‘4 Bs’ with the baked oats?
is it now gonna be the ‘4 Bs’ with the baked oats?
actual footage of me with my tea reading that comment
Baked oat, bath, bottle and bed, angels
Even the thickest bleep would know their child's shoes are so many sizes to smallWhen she realised she had been putting shoes 3 sizes too small on ocean
PMSL I remember this she was on her stories “mums please goh get your babies feet meshured!!!!” Like ELLUN what do u think everyone was doing before you told us ?!
That lad is HUNG thoThat Brandon….. I used to think he was fit as duck ….. now he gives me the
He used to do gay porn even know his straight
Proper melt and too into himself proper gives me the ick that guy
Not trying to show off or ewt but I’m clearly a bleeping inspiration for our HelenJust so you all know I made tuna pasta for tea last night. Boiled the pasta all by myself tooNigella eat your heart out.
Just incase you’re reading this hun I had a chicken kebab for tea last night. Wasn’t vegan tho
It’s cracking me up that she hasn’t ‘liked’ any of Chet’s Ibeefa posts
She be making a reel soon for the tuna pasta sweet corn lunch cos you know these things didn’t exist before ellun shared them
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