Helen Briggs and Chet Sket #25 Behhbes Elvis Ocean and Peach can’t stop their dad going to Ocean Beach

[stargirl23]

Old groundskeeper Willy is the worst bleeping parent can’t believe I even entertained him Proper gives me the ick

Think of the positives hun, at least he’s not your baby daddy

 

[Bradylo]

Let's just always remember this moment Tattlers

Vote to pin this at the top of every thread

 

[Vdayqueen24]

How old is Peach? Just noted Egg giving her a bit of ice cream (yes I am the official mum police).

Also that is a pain au chocolat not a croissant

 

[stormsilver]

Think Helen needs to rock that pram a bit harder Jesus Christ

 

[huffpuffandaway]

Think Helen needs to rock that pram a bit harder Jesus Christ

God bless

 

[SC1990]

Boils my piss seeing kids at a table with phones and ipads

 

[User71983918]

“Why do I keep buying off lucky lucky men” first of all chet it’s a woman and second of all she’s right in front of you

 

[immyXx]

His reels is he paying helen to just film him constantly ick ick ick

 

[Elmoo]

WHO is taking care of the kids?!?
Because it’s definitely not him 90% of the time!

 

[Rubywoooo]

How old is Peach? Just noted Egg giving her a bit of ice cream (yes I am the official mum police).

Also that is a pain au chocolat not a croissant

I've just had a look and she's actually nearly 5 months- closest to 6 month Eggs ever got, they're usually on the M&S pain au chocolates by 3 month!

 

[rowan9]

Chet’s dinner… chicken curry in a yorkshire, when you’re out for a meal????? Thought they had money and were doing well for themselves, what kind of holiday is this

 

[littlestar908]

How old is Peach? Just noted Egg giving her a bit of ice cream (yes I am the official mum police).

Also that is a pain au chocolat not a croissant

shes deffo feeding her more than milk with the size of her anyway

 

[SC1990]

WHO is taking care of the kids?!?
Because it’s definitely not him 90% of the time!

I thought this. You've had the most relaxing holiday ever while Helen the mug has watched your 3 kids

 

[ShannonLondon]

How old is Peach? Just noted Egg giving her a bit of ice cream (yes I am the official mum police).

Also that is a pain au chocolat not a croissant

4 months!

 

[Pinkumbrella]

Oh seriously please don’t start. Go to mumsnet.

Boils my piss seeing kids at a table with phones and ipads

 

[misstatletail]

At this I’d be flying home.

what in the bleeping Jeremy Kyle is this

 

[lap]

Chet’s dinner… chicken curry in a yorkshire, when you’re out for a meal????? Thought they had money and were doing well for themselves, what kind of holiday is this

I have to admit I would love to try that guilty pleasure

 

[Leoed92]

She did go to catholic school

God bless when did egg become bleeping religious silly cow

 

[Whatsthegoss16]

Boils my piss seeing kids at a table with phones and ipads

Health visitor?

 

[misstatletail]

Boils my piss seeing kids at a table with phones and ipads

Picture the scene you’ve no kids, you’re out for your meal. You’ve got got three belugas kicking off but the minute they’ve got entertainment they are quiet and everyone enjoys there it food in peace
I know what boils my piss more x