Helen Briggs and Chet Sket #25 Behhbes Elvis Ocean and Peach can’t stop their dad going to Ocean Beach

[georgiamay59]

“It’s a mazza” - what the duck does that even mean.

Chet Is 30+ years old and speaks in his own language

He sounds ridiculous

 

[Luckycorr13]

There is far too much going on with these two/five I don't even know where to begin

 

[4fourHon]

I think he's so rude in his latest stories. Perhaps that's where the sun was out or they also want to be near the kiddies pool. He's so rude.

 

[RuEvenReal]

Have they spent so much money on surgery and shark hoovers, they can only afford to stay in some sketty self catering apartments??

 

[FoksiOska]

I used da word 'da' instead of 'the' when I was a 13yr old chav who used to speak lyk dis all da tym

 

[e.l.lofthouse]

Have they spent so much money on surgery and shark hoovers, they can only afford to stay in some sketty self catering apartments??

I thought this. They don't want to show much do they.

 

[Pinkumbrella]

That is the sort of hotel I went to when I was 18 in shagaluf for £250 for 2 weeks - absolute pit And don’t even want to take the kids out for dinner. Madness

Have they spent so much money on surgery and shark hoovers, they can only afford to stay in some sketty self catering apartments??

 

[SC1990]

Where are they on holiday?

Tenneweef

 

[Lj8]

Tenneweef

I remember my parents having timeshare in that exact set of apartments many moons ago

 

[ShannonLondon]

Is this there first holiday abroad with any of the kids? Can't remember if they went anywhere with Ocean before Elvis was born? I'm shocked they have picked such a cheap looking hotel given the money they clearly have

 

[Elmoo]

Why can’t he walk properly?!?

 

[stormsilver]

Why can’t he walk properly?!?

THIS!!! It’s so bizarre, walks like he’s made from wood and we all know he definitely isn’t

 

[windowwatcher]

Why didn’t they just go all inclusive with the amount of crap the kids eat they would have got their money worth

 

[littlestar908]

Why didn’t they just go all inclusive with the amount of crap the kids eat they would have got their money worth

I was thinking this the hotel looks really boring and basic maybe it’s all their Friends who they are with could afford.

 

[Bexcc]

Is anyone else finding Chet more of a walking ick this holiday

 

[georgiamay59]

I honestly think he walks like that because he’s chafing

 

[Pinkumbrella]

Chet sket, the walking ick, thanks to Casey we know he has a tiny dick

 

[Luckycorr13]

Like to think of myself as a Tenerife veteran and can confirm they are staying in an absolute tit show block of apartments

 

[loopyloola]

the fact she is posting so little but had to get the post in of them arriving and drinking what was probably Prosecco up is very telling….. did Helen pay for this holiday?? It would explain a lot

 

[kiwi1990]

Wonder why they're not staying in a lavish hotel and all inclusive doesn't seem like them to slum it