VIDEO SUMMARY:
Vlogmas Day 1 New Couple, New Tree
Weird title for the first vlogmas?
Starting off with a flash back of Helga's old vlogmas clips. Past Helen looked so happy...
Present day and Helga is singing that it's December the first, she can read calenders.
She says she's "well excited" through gritted teeth, while looking miserable as
duck
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Explains what vlogmas is
Says that to kick things off "it would be rude not to" have all the decorations up for vlogmas
It all started yesterday in the loft, here we go with a flash back
"My least favorite job" says past Helga, getting ready to get up into the loft - Fildo must be working or abandoned her
She starts singing how scary it is to go into her loft. It's a repeat of her Halloween in the loft alone.
She's found LOADSA decorations, and now she has to call Fil to ask if he can help her - and suddenly he appears!
"HELLO DARLING!!!" Shouts Helga
Footage of Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum passing boxes to each other down a ladder is super fun content.
She's coming down the ladder now, Fildo has to supervise to make sure she doesnt die. First step down and "WOAAAAH IM DEAD!" she screams. "MA BIG ASS COMIN OUTTA HERE!" She says sticking it in Fil's face.
"Thank you very much, sir" She bids to Fil as he scarpers down the stairs back to his COD game
Present day Helga now, and she's been taking her time with putting up the decs, she feels very rushed and under pressure to put up the decorations and the tree all in one go.
Clip to Fil playing COD while she's busy sticking up decorations - Fil don't give no shits about helping Helga out with the festiveness
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She's well chuffed with her decor skillz. Now we're back to past Helen getting the tree....
Complains about how busy it is and she really wanted to go to her usual place with all the dogs and reindeer and elves and a really fun day out but they're not doing that this year, due to "CoRoNa" she snarks in a whiny bitchy voice while pulling this face:
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So they have to make do going to their local garden center. She's woahing at all the trees. Going around every tree going "this is quite nice" and thank
duck we have a tree.
No dog sled for Helga this year, she's got good EGG Fil to carry her tree to the car for her.
Making mulled wine now.... wait isn't this meant to be day 8's content??? She even made a spreadsheet!
Lunch is a Thanksgiving style spread... because she now apparently celebrates Thanksgiving...
Now past Helen is fulled we're on to the tree decorating.... exciting....
Picks up a light "These are red" they shine green "OH NO LOOK FIL!!!! THEY'RE DIFFERENT COLOURS!!!!" She screams, Fil ignores her, she orders him to go get her more
tit and then asks him if he likes the lights "yep" he says. Remember when Helga claimed their communication was amazing - he just left her to ramble on about how she hates flashing lights because they make her go:
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"Sometimes the flashing is a bit much, it's like SHUT UP" oh Helen, that doesn't just apply to flashing lights...
Fil's back "Oooh yay!" Says Helz, "Are they the ones?" ..... Fil ignores her again.
Now he's playing with the lights and he mumbles something about them. Speak up Fil - the audience can't hear your muffling!
Now they're putting up the lights, and they've suddenly turned into 80 year olds the way they act and speak to each other.... this is... weird.
Fil's teaching her how to put the lights up - how long is this
bleeping portion of video
"I could just keep feeding you like that" - that's probably the funniest thing you've ever said Filwhip - well done.
Now we're jump cutting bit parts of the conversation "It's not PAINFULLLL" moans Helen at Fil...
Fil tells her to pull the tree out of the corner "Ok Fil" she says sadly "are my methods not ok?" No, Helen they obviously aren't.
She passes a bunch of lights "Woahhh" says Fil, Helen freaks out and repeats "sorry sorry sorry" as fast as she can. Helen did bad.
"I totally forgot you are the king of logic" - you sure you want to say that to the person who almost electrocuted himself when you went camping, Helga??
"and it infuriates you when you can't be logical" then living with you must be a DELIGHT.
"These are all things that I'm learning about you Fil" oh god.... that's why this section is so
bleeping long - she's trying to PROVE her relationship to us. "yar, yar, yeah.... all good"
Now she's constantly asking him for his opinion for the star.
duck me, just get it done woman.
They pop the tacky baubles up on the tree now, Fil likes the shark one (I'd laugh so much if that's one she got for Maff)
"I had a black tree one year" ah probably when she was in her GOFF phase.
Present day Helga: "And ere we are naow. The house is fully Christmassed" Now she can enjoy the rest of her Sunday evening, eating the left over desserts and mulled wine
"Fil is playing COD. I might have a nap". She looks depressed as
duck when she said that
"Happy first of Vlogmas everyone" she raises a glass looking miserable
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That was really
bleeping depressing
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