VIDEO SUMMARY
Vlogmas Day 11 - 13
Wrapping my presets & A weekend of Joy
Oh, now she's clickbaited the title to "The only part of Christmas I Hate
Gotta get the views somehow
[DESCRIPTION: I wrapped my gifts with the help of Prosecco. We did some last minute shopping, Phil did some decorating, then sunday a roast was had!]
She greets us gurning and slurring "Welcome
black to vlogmas"
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"It's been a jolly good weekend, and I'm here to report on wot 'appened"
Friday flashback time:
Montage of her lighting various candles, grabbing a glass and a bottle of Prosecco.
Oh good lord she looks a fucking fright!
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She actually thinks this is a festive look.....
Today she's going to wrapping presents - which she's been wanting to do for a while and she just wants to put them "unda neef der chreeee"
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So today we're going to see what she's got in terms of wrapping paper... and she traditionally gets hers from Paperchase. She's a HUGE fan of they're wrapping and cards.
"I like to go on their website and see wot dey got, and every year I get sumfink different... It's kinda like... collecting... wrapping paper....ish"
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She pulls a weird face. Obviously realizing that she sounds incredibly stupid. She grabs a bottle of Prosecco to help her wrap.
"If I'm quite honest with you I LOVE BUYING WRAPPING PAPER, I like decoratin' fings, but the actual act of wrapping.... I 'ate it, so I got some 'elp from a little friend of mine to make it a little bit more
interesting..." She pops open the bottle.
"ah! That's better. It's Friday as well."
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So she shows us her wrapping paper theme.... first up is gingerbread, next is Christmas trees - she starts stuttering over what to call brown paper "Is it that natural paper? It.. It... It is paper". Next is nutcrackers.... so far I'm not seeing the "theme" She got bottle bags for just in cases, and some gift bags and gift boxes.
She can't pronounce "recipient" and says "resiprertant"
Show us some hamper filling, cheap off Amazon
Some black tissue paper for Fil's birthday present
And finally a gift wrap accessory pack
We're wrapping all of Fil's gifts first because he's going to be home soon.
She says she's going to hate every second of wrapping - cue montage.
Cut to present day - she put all of Fil's gifts at the back of the tree "he 'ad a little poke around, and I shouted at 'im"
She managed to drink TWO bottles of Prosecco Friday
"It's been a while since I drank.... in excess...."
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"...I suppose..."
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It was a fun night, she watched a film and ordered a Deliveroo
Next day (Saturday) they woke up early as she wanted to go into town on the busiest day to do some last minute Christmas shopping.
They got there so early that the shops weren't open, so they went and got a coffee.
Slow mo flashback montage and voice over Helga says that she was starving so they got brunch out.
"We get 'ome.... I finish doing some wrapping.... Fil goes to the pub with his friends... for a couple of 'bev-er-rah-ges'"
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And as she bought herself a new microwave to replace the broken one... she replaced the broken microwave "rest in peace old friend"
Fuck me, we're having a flash back of this moment. Really?
"you did serve me well"
We have to witness her talking to herself, whilst switch in on "yay it works! LOOK AT THAT! BACK IN BUSINESS BABY"
Present day Hlega says that Fil returns "all is well" but he wants to go out and get some tinsel and she "gave him the job of putting up the tinsel where HE wants to put the tinsel"
Cut to past Kirby Egg looking pleased that he's got his tinsel and describes to us all the colours that we can get tinsel in. He's well precious.
He's going up the stairs wrapping the tinsel around the banister whilst talking to himself, because Helga has clipped that fucking microphone on him and told him to walk and talk Helga style.
Helga comments how she's never had tinsel on the stairs before.
She now conducts an interview and asks Fil what his favorite thing is about Christmas.
"erm... eating... drinking.... being with... people.... and being merry"
Helga asks what his favorite thing to eat is, "cheeeeese" Fil replies
She asks him what he hopes Santa Claus has brought him this year, "errrr, a Porche 911 Turbo S
And Kirby Egg's all done with the tinsel
"Well done" says Jelly Belly
Now he's going on about how nice the tinsel looks.... HE IS SO BORING.
Helen now suggest we go look at the Christmas ornament Fil chose, because he doesn't have one yet - we see he has got himself a Tiger King ornament placed snugly among the other collection of ex-boyfriends ornaments. Also.... remember when Helga ranted about the Tiger King being over rated. Suddenly she loves it because Fil does?
Fil does all the Tiger King impressions. They suck.
She asks Fil what they should do now... You can see Fil desperatly wants to say play COD but he says they are going to chill and watch something on telly.
Present day Helga goes on to say they finished the evening making the final Gusto recipe "a sort of a kiev, which wasn't a kiev, but said it was a kiev, but it wasn't a kiev, because kiev's have fillings inside whereas this you had a filling on top...."
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"it was a FESTIVE kiev"
Flashback to Sunday - she had a bath because she didn't have her weekly Saturday one, so she made up for it on Sunday
She popped over to her sister's to say hello to her nieces as she hadn't seen them for a while.
Then went off to Bread Source for doughnuts which she's never experienced before "hhhhhhhhh omg sooooo good" she drools
Later on they went out for a roast with Andy and Grace
Cut to a flashback of Helga interviewing Andy about what he's just eaten
"and that was my weekend!" She smiles, quickly turning her mouth upside down "I'm very much looking forward to *sigh* another week of vlogmas...."
Say it one more time with feeling, Helga.
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"Christmas is next week, and I'm soooo excited! I keep getting all emosh, like I keep getting overwhelmed wiv 'ow excited I am about Christmas. Like I wanna cry... about Christmas..... cos I'm so excited and happy"
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Probably because she finally has a man sticking around for one.
That's it.