Video Summary: How to Halloween At Home | Decor, Food, Activities!
Oh god as we start off she's acting.
As the "Devil" she says "as we know I have plagued the world and it's probably unlikely that you'll be going out for Halloween this year. Sucks to be you"
I've no idea what this voice is she's trying to do. She sounds like she's trying to be a Brit on Desperate Housewives.
Now she's going to show us how to decorate our house for Halloween. As if we've NEVER hosted Halloween at home before....
More acting... running to the couch yelling "crap! It's a
tit hole in here!"
"I think decorating is one of the first steps into feeling festive, your surroundings definitely change your mooood" says serial decorator Quirkerz
"It's very, very important to dresssss for the occasion, we dress for Christmas"
Says she likes to put up decorations at the beginning of October... y'know. The actual month of Halloween.
Oh god she's mentioning her Autumnal daytime theme.
We have a tray of pumpkins. Great. Wait... she BOUGHT pine cones from Amazon?? Does she not know that she can just.... go outside and get them for free??
"A lot of my decorations are from Amazon" ahh.... remember when she said she wanted to support small businesses more....
We're still talking about the damn tray of pumpkins.
In her weird accent, she says likes to keep up her Autumnal decorations all through October, and November, until December when she put up the Christmas decorations. She's well QUIRKY.
"I also got dis reeeeeef, actually it's two reeeeeeeeves" she says swinging the damn wreath around.
It's going under the TV and she's got more in the kitchen along with squashes and GOURDSSSSSS she yells weirdly,
We have an Autumnal wreath on the door. How many times is she going to say Autumnal?
More pumpkin lights.
She went in the loft (y'know, she actually made a vlog titled going in the loft alone! eeee!) and got the rest of the decor down
Voice over Helen is back to her cockney accent.
"Naow I dunt wanna ova dooo it on da decowations. I wanna make et so dat day can 'ang arand a bit longa. 'Part from da taybell cloff. Which is clearly gory as 'ell"
More mentions of the word Autumnal - I think this is what she meant by being overwhelmed by all the Autumnal content, it's all the planning to say all these Autumnal words in this Autumnal script!
Decorating done, now we're baking. And before we start we gotta start by cracking open some wine.
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She's baking from her baking subscription box that she bought from Catfood Cakes when she was drunk one night.
"I'm gonna give her FULL credit for this" ....you
bleeping should... it's her recipe!!!
Oh and she's showing off the pumpkin spiced bagels, as if its a brand new
bleeping thing.
"GAME CHANGER"
Now we're baking. Pretty basic
tit.
Now we're carving pumpkins "It's like Marmite, yer eiva luv it or ate it"
Multiple angles for this pumpkin carving. Jesus Christ.
And sustainable non-wasteful Quirkerz is putting the pumpkin seeds..... straight into a bin bag.
Now back to cooking "PIZZA SKULLZ!!"
Putting ready made pizza dough, tomato sauce and toppings done.
Don't forget to have your pizza skulls with a side salad!!!
"Now put on a skeleton onesie, and the party can officially START!"
Wait what??? When I put on a onesie it's when the party's died down and I wanna get in my comfy's.... what kind of
tit arse party is this??
IS THAT IT????????
Just her and FILDO in matching skeleton comfys, sitting down eating dinner, drinking wine and watching a movie.... that's all they ever do.
The body language though..... they look so bored together!!!
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He doesn't even react to her rock horning and showing the food in her gob at him....
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"Have a lovely relaxing evening with someone that you really, really..... LIKE"
Haha he still not saying he loves ya then, Helga?
"Just before bed tyme, HOUSE about a nice spooky hot chocolate?"
And that's the end.