SpookyLumberjack
VIP Member
Ahahahaha
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Ahahahaha
SpookyLumberjack
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If he's into football she will be, she'll have a full kit and be taking lessons asap. Got to keep the latest interested by mirroring their interests!
HippieGirlx
Active member
Or Mexico in the summer 
Lalalalaaaaaa85
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LibertyLourise
Active member
Bet she's going to go blonde now though
Lalalalaaaaaa85
VIP Member
That picture of him will never not be funny. Foghorn
Fuck the environment, I don't want to catch someone's coochy germs.
squirrelchick
Active member
My predictions:
-ASOS haul (dancing around in her underwear)
-GRWM/Ask me anything (dancing around in her underwear)
-Agony Aunt Helen helps with your problems (probably sex problems to combine with an advert for Lelo and interspersed with shots of Helen dancing around in her underwear)
-Specsavers content - come for an eye test with me (interspersed with Helen wearing different glasses while dancing around in her underwear)
-Weight loss/ADHD update (dancing around in her underwear)
Tiktokers_omg
Active member
Just put the weight video on YouTube on. Haven't watched her in a while. I feel like her voice is weird now, she looks stoned aswell and just seems much slower. Which I'm assuming is the adhd meds. Also....this whole weight loss stuff...if she's still on adhd meds surely that's what has helped ten fold? As it stops binge eating?! Most people on adhd meds can lose the weight much easier. So I hope she honest that the meds helped her do this. What annoys me as people like her who have privilege and access to private healthcare can access meds like that. When the rest of us suffer from mental health problems, undiagnosed adhd, binge eating disorders etc. I'm sure if we got prescribed stimulants we would lose the weight too! The big reason she's managed is because the meds!! She's saying you can only do it if you really want to!! I'm pretty sure binge eaters, people who are obese, people with mh problems really don't want to have a weight problem or be the size they are and they want to be thinner so bad, but they struggle. It's not through lack of really wanting it. How dare she be on her high horse whilst shes munching stimulants that switch off that part of the brain that wants to eat and interrupts the shit out of hunger signals. This is like the z listers getting lipo and claiming they worked it off. One thing I'm enjoying about her being on meds is she doesn't seem manic anymore and isn't screaming and doing the voices constantly. Although....she often does that around others so haven't seen her in the group setting in a while. So when there's nobody around to be showing off to then she will be quiet.
Shesaidwhat?
VIP Member
I’m guessing Helen will be in mourning today Jimmy Buffet has died.
And by mourning I mean never mention him again.
And by mourning I mean never mention him again.
Lalalalaaaaaa85
VIP Member
Her post about leaving a note saying she was going to the shops makes me wonder if this new man is moved in already 
SpookyLumberjack
VIP Member
The constant clickbait about a relationship that ended almost 11 months ago is making her look utterly desperate for views.
As if she's ever stopped talking long enough
Julio
Well-known member
Celebrating standard/average body types is good when it's not Helen. Before I get shot down, when I say standard/average I mean there's nothing out of the ordinary here, no real work has gone into this, you ate too much and then you didn't and here's the end result, basic bitch 101 weight loss plan fast tracked with medication that curbed bad eating habits. There's a reason her arms are tucked behind her back, they haven't lost any timber yet. Scathing I know but I'm not praising someone like Helen for this. I know women with full time jobs and families and they look incredible because they're consistent with what they do and you can tell that they put effort in, this just feels a bit slack.
Shoot me, I don't care, it's Helen "Look No Hands" Anderson we're talking about here, a slacker, never had a real job.
I think this is the root of the issue right here. I'm sure none of us really give a shit about what size Helen is because, as most of us know, every size is valid and beautiful. It's not a matter of what jeans she fits in but the fact that, by always striving to fit into the smallest size and broadcasting her weightloss online, she is contributing to the idea that smaller is always better, more desirable. She has a complex about weight and body image that she imposes on her large (ish) audience. Instead of acknowledging that we all fluctuate sizes depending on brand, cut, even color, of clothing, she opts to flaunt the smallest size she fits into without mentioning all the other sizes that exist on the spectrum that fit her body. Shes probably a 10-14 depending on the brand, but does not highlight anything that beyond the smallest number on that range. Helen's ego contributes to the worst narratives in fashion.Yes probably! My mum does this, she’s about a size 18 but is obsessed with sizing and buying smaller sizes just to say that’s her size and buys something that’s meant to be oversized in a small just to tell people she’s a size small
cheesemonger
Well-known member
So hilarious saying she wants to keep it private but has been sharing photos of him for months.
Iwantyoutoknow22
Chatty Member
Ummmm no. This is not the vibe at Chatsworth, stop being absolute trash and behave like a normal person who doesn’t need attention for a few minutes.