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it really is the Helen Show isn't it.
May as well be her video in fact she may as well be a solo act. What does Ben actually do I’ve never heard him sing, the songs are all about her exes so he obviously doesn’t contribute in the song writing. He just looks like he’s an extra for the videos.
Oh she wrote a feme toon, sang a feme toon
She did the same with Box of Light, they were a 5 piece but their promos and videos evolved from showing the band to pretty much only stageing Helen and Connor as some sort of couple (like she's done with Ben)
I quite like her music, still listen to Box of Light every now and then but her as a person puts me off listening to them
"Phil, can we have a baby?"
uh oh
uh oh
Direct quote? Really hope not. Some people just shouldn’t have kids.
Yeah, in her vlog.
I actually really liked the way they did the ice cream and the parasol collapsing, I thought the latter was cool, I’d never be able to set it up to fall down at exactly the right moment and look like an accident!
I’m actually glad that Helen just sings normally and doesn’t try to put on any weird style in this song - so many wannabe white-girl Aretha Franklins out there that are all over the place these days.
I’m actually glad that Helen just sings normally and doesn’t try to put on any weird style in this song - so many wannabe white-girl Aretha Franklins out there that are all over the place these days.
That's something Kat has probably said to her to try to kindly make her look at her diet instead of it reflecting badly on her PT.
Helen: *gets annoyed that Phill didn't kick off about putting the duvet cover back on* 
Imagine these two as parents (don't.)Helen: *gets annoyed that Phill didn't kick off about putting the duvet cover back on*
Was that Grace dancing with Phil cos I swear there was more chemistry in that then I’ve ever seen him have with Helen.
Best 49 seconds in her vlogs
If Phil is stupid enough to get her pregnant then I am out of here. It will be a car crash too far for me.
I have zero interest in pregnancy and ‘Mummy’ content as it is and I definitely don’t want to see any from Helga.
Interesting she didn't include his response. Maybe he said no!
Phil’s dancing would be enough spermicide to cancel any of his lil lads getting up her vulva never mind even getting to the Fallopian tubes!
She really has no respect when driving
Loud sniff count in the vlog: 4 (19:16, 25:36, 26:57, 27:36!) and she also sounds like she has a blocked nose a few times.
I wonder how Phil feels about all those songs she writes about the recent relationships she hasn't given herself any time to process :/
From the time-stamped extract below:
"I don't think you deserve me"
(Have no idea if he answers "You savage" or "You sad witch" ?! lol)
....
She bough yet another pair of DM's because she's definitely working on her buying addiction with her LiFe cOacH --- the end.