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PhoenixRosalita
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Shots fired, the girl is completely right though
Helen Anderson #23 contradicting, conflicting and mearly existing, she also thinks Phils food needs restricting
Helen Anderson #23 contradicting, conflicting and mearly existing, she also thinks Phils food needs restricting
Helen Anderson #23 contradicting, conflicting and mearly existing, she also thinks Phils food needs restricting
Helen Anderson #23 contradicting, conflicting and mearly existing, she also thinks Phils food needs restricting
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BodyMooving
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What in the BTEC national diploma in media studies was this video?!!
Tyla73
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I would strongly advise anyone against buying a house together when only one persons name is on the mortgage. If your partner dies and the house is in his name only, ownership will pass to his next of kin who isn’t you unless you are married. The mortgage wouldn’t automatically transfer to you. If you split up you will have a hell of a legal battle to make any claim on the house/ get back any money you have invested over time. If he became too ill to work the bank won’t just transfer the mortgage to you if you don’t earn enough to cover it and you’ll both lose your home.
My husband and I were in a similar situation when we bought our home - he has always earned a lot more than me and at the time I didn’t even earn enough to cover the mortgage payments, let alone anything else. We got a joint mortgage and took out mortgage insurance which pays out if either one of use dies or receives a terminal diagnosis. Because we weren’t married when we bought the house we also made wills which stated if either one of us died the house and any money either of us had was to go to the other.
barbiegirl2000
Chatty Member
Helen Anderson #23 isolate? Roller skate? She’d rather masturbate.
Juststopit
VIP Member
We really need to stop teaching kids that anyone who doesn't like them is just jealous. No Helen, you're just an obnoxious boring human.
delightfullydee
Well-known member
Off from what ?
OFF FROM WHAT ???
Can’t wait until tommorow…
fr3nch13
Chatty Member
Bubblegumblades
Chatty Member
I don't mean this in a bitchy way, why do we refer to our periods as disgusting and feel like we have to apologise for them? I was having this conversation with a friend and period blood is a natural occurring part of life, but we can talk about gore and blood born of violence, whereas we feel shamed about periods.
I use reusable pads now, for the past few months, and the amount of people who are like "Ew, how do you wash them?" or "How can you touch them?" If you cut your finger and bled on your clothes, would you have the same reaction? Sorry, I went off on a tangent there haha
I use reusable pads now, for the past few months, and the amount of people who are like "Ew, how do you wash them?" or "How can you touch them?" If you cut your finger and bled on your clothes, would you have the same reaction? Sorry, I went off on a tangent there haha
Bluelipstick
VIP Member
Oh she wrote a feme toon, sang a feme toon
shaftesbury
Chatty Member
Helen recently sat on the table next to me in a cafe. Although I recognised her I did not speak to her because I didn't want her to think I was fangirling or inflate her ego.
Later that evening I discovered from her Instagram stories that Phil had tested positive for covid a couple of days earlier. I was furious that she had gone and sat in a cafe next to me and my pregnant friend without a care as to whether she might pass covid on to anybody.
However while she sat in the cafe with her niece she chatted away sweetly with her and there was no hint of the loud and bolshy and cockney Helen we see on the internet.
Later that evening I discovered from her Instagram stories that Phil had tested positive for covid a couple of days earlier. I was furious that she had gone and sat in a cafe next to me and my pregnant friend without a care as to whether she might pass covid on to anybody.
However while she sat in the cafe with her niece she chatted away sweetly with her and there was no hint of the loud and bolshy and cockney Helen we see on the internet.
So the video opens on a pan of vegetables. To prove she doesn't just eat takeaways.
It's 10 to 9am (poor thing, inspirational being up soooo early!!). She's eye fucking herself rather than paying attention to the road.
Her cockney accent has gone. "This is the beginning of myyy... I wouldn't say fitness journey as it's not like I don't work out. I do train and go to boot camp every week. I'm quite on top of it." ramble ramble. She's tracking and working even harder. October is an opportunity to stop drinking - even though stoptober is for smoking. She goes onto a ramble about not having a drinking problem but she wants to rewire her habits (mate, good for you congrats)
There's actually a lot of honesty about drinking but also a lot of trying to convince herself that she's not that baddd.
She's going to do a more in depth video in 8 weeks time of her progress of trimming up. (But will she?)
Music now a lot louder than the rest of the video whilst she works out.
Cat is not doing camera work and voiceover talking us through the form of the weights and stuff. Actually one of the more useful things if you did want to actually know where to start with exercises.
"I've sorted out a load of my old press samples so the girls are having a dig - it's like Christmas!" How generous of you.
She's now taking a shit... No wait doing some more exercises and gurning.
More voiceover from Cat and more gurning from Helen.
She's bought a new hydrojug.
Danni came over the other night and they were just drinking water out of their new bottles.
She's now back home after a man smiled at her. Her hallway is full of crap.
She's singing at the dogs and finally feeding them at what now must be at least 10am.
Her freezer desperately needs defrosting as she once again proves that she's eating something not just eating crap.
She's been sponsored by Sky and Nevermind the Buzzcocks. So instead of doing something as a singer/musician she's doing some makeup looks inspired by album covers.
Her skincare is now done so she now must touch her face with her hams.
She terrifyingly zooms in on her face with the makeup look.
She's ditched the chin mic and is rambling on about not liking food that's just come out the fridge.
She's proving to us she's weighing her food. Cockney accent is mysteriously back for this segment.
More proof she's still using the airfryer.
Fil is now home from work and Helen is saying a real fuck you to the user who photoshopped the photo of Helen on the dead banana plant.
Fil is only interested in this tablet as he's just got in, not greeting Helen and he's straight out to fix his friends tap.
She's gonna explode as she needs a wee and might poo herself. She needs to go to the toilet she's 10 yards from.
Fil knows the spiel to say about real jobs vs influencing.
Oh he's just said he loves her as he goes and kisses her to prove that their in love.
She's going to go to toilet and then a walk with the dogs. (Why have I started this recap I am bored senseless).
Merch talk instead of toilet.
Decluttering and wanting to sort her clothes out of stuff she doesn't wear anymore. (or doesn't fit?)
She's cuddling Lola so in the video there's been a lot of proof to Tattle that she does love/walk/feed the dogs.
I've just skipped forward and she's on the dog walk complaining about needing a wee. Still not gone?
Oh. This is what 'nature wees' is going to be. I'm skipping instead of watching her piss in a bush.
She's decluttered. Now lush bath and now she's writing her to do list for tomorrow.
Well this video was for us lads.
It's 10 to 9am (poor thing, inspirational being up soooo early!!). She's eye fucking herself rather than paying attention to the road.
Her cockney accent has gone. "This is the beginning of myyy... I wouldn't say fitness journey as it's not like I don't work out. I do train and go to boot camp every week. I'm quite on top of it." ramble ramble. She's tracking and working even harder. October is an opportunity to stop drinking - even though stoptober is for smoking. She goes onto a ramble about not having a drinking problem but she wants to rewire her habits (mate, good for you congrats)
There's actually a lot of honesty about drinking but also a lot of trying to convince herself that she's not that baddd.
She's going to do a more in depth video in 8 weeks time of her progress of trimming up. (But will she?)
Music now a lot louder than the rest of the video whilst she works out.
Cat is not doing camera work and voiceover talking us through the form of the weights and stuff. Actually one of the more useful things if you did want to actually know where to start with exercises.
"I've sorted out a load of my old press samples so the girls are having a dig - it's like Christmas!" How generous of you.
She's now taking a shit... No wait doing some more exercises and gurning.
More voiceover from Cat and more gurning from Helen.
She's bought a new hydrojug.
Danni came over the other night and they were just drinking water out of their new bottles.
She's now back home after a man smiled at her. Her hallway is full of crap.
She's singing at the dogs and finally feeding them at what now must be at least 10am.
Her freezer desperately needs defrosting as she once again proves that she's eating something not just eating crap.
She's been sponsored by Sky and Nevermind the Buzzcocks. So instead of doing something as a singer/musician she's doing some makeup looks inspired by album covers.
Her skincare is now done so she now must touch her face with her hams.
She terrifyingly zooms in on her face with the makeup look.
She's ditched the chin mic and is rambling on about not liking food that's just come out the fridge.
She's proving to us she's weighing her food. Cockney accent is mysteriously back for this segment.
More proof she's still using the airfryer.
Fil is now home from work and Helen is saying a real fuck you to the user who photoshopped the photo of Helen on the dead banana plant.
Fil is only interested in this tablet as he's just got in, not greeting Helen and he's straight out to fix his friends tap.
She's gonna explode as she needs a wee and might poo herself. She needs to go to the toilet she's 10 yards from.
Fil knows the spiel to say about real jobs vs influencing.
Oh he's just said he loves her as he goes and kisses her to prove that their in love.
She's going to go to toilet and then a walk with the dogs. (Why have I started this recap I am bored senseless).
Merch talk instead of toilet.
Decluttering and wanting to sort her clothes out of stuff she doesn't wear anymore. (or doesn't fit?)
She's cuddling Lola so in the video there's been a lot of proof to Tattle that she does love/walk/feed the dogs.
I've just skipped forward and she's on the dog walk complaining about needing a wee. Still not gone?
Oh. This is what 'nature wees' is going to be. I'm skipping instead of watching her piss in a bush.
She's decluttered. Now lush bath and now she's writing her to do list for tomorrow.
Well this video was for us lads.
elllou2012
Member
what on earth is she wearing ??
barbiegirl2000
Chatty Member
barely leaving the house and doing LF tests ain’t going the extra mile it’s literally like the bare minimum. She tried to say she followed the guidelines after someone told her guidelines state not to share communal areas and to wear a mask. I actually can’t with her anymore. What was the point of them sleeping in separate beds if they sat a metre apart face to face having dinner.
fr3nch13
Chatty Member
Yeah, we've basically been discussing this over the past couple of days. Agree with you, there's no obligation, she's *probably* *maybe* fine (lol), but why take a chance?
Why risk potentially getting seriously sick, why risk getting other people sick, when she could stay home all that time and he could stay in the 1 room (like, there's a TV and Playstation in there), use the 1 bathroom, and get her to drop meals at the bedroom door?
It would be a nice way to give back after all those cup of teas she demanded to get served in bed.
"My neice Emily keep my up to speed on what's cool and how position my legs"
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Jemimapuddleduck12
Active member
bringIwouldn’t mind an intro that was like 5 seconds long but 40 seconds just pisses me off
back the kettle 
